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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 2:57pm UTC
    Me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
    Me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN

  2. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 11:16am UTC
    *at home* Me: "I want to go out. i want freinds"
    *out* Me: " I want to go home. i hate people

  3. SaturdayInJuly SaturdayInJuly
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    A little voice came on the phone,
    said, "Daddy, when you coming home?"
    He said the first thing that came to his mind
    I'm already there.
    Take a look around,
    I'm the sunshine in your hair
    I'm the shadow on the ground
    I'm the whisper in the wind
    I'm your imaginary friend
    And I know I'm in your prayers
    Oh, I'm already there.♥

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 2:10pm UTC
    me: Oh god it's time to get up.
    me: ugh clothing
    me: Ugh hair
    me: oh well it's too late to eat breakfast.
    me: oh god I hate this place
    me: no I don't like you leave me alone
    me: Oh your boyfriend broke up with you? Please tell me more about how emotionaly unstable you are.
    me: DON'T STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN HALLWAY
    me: Nice azz
    me: the f-ck you lookin at?
    me: I wonder what would happen if I pushed this kid down the stairs.
    me: Please just shut up
    me: YES HOME
    me: YES INTERNET
    me: YES BED

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 2:42pm UTC
    I want to grow up. Not because I hate my parents or want to get out of
    my home, but because I want the freedom to do tiny things like decide what furniture goes in my house, what color the walls are, and if I should go out at night rather than stay in doing work. For once I want to decide what music to play in my own home while I'm cooking or cleaning and how loud it is. I want to experience the world without a barrier and to be able to express who I am through little details.

  6. tacosliketoparty tacosliketoparty
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 12:35pm UTC
    I came home from school, and dropped my bags whilst looking over to the sofa to find a guy sitting on it, watching tv. I froze in my spot.
    Him: give me your money and your phone, and you wont get hurt.
    Me: *stutters like a freak* I have no money *scrambles through my pockets looking for my phone*
    Him: Hurry up! *stands up whilst scaring the shitpout of me*
    Me: I- I-
    Him: Nah, I'm just kidding. Your brothers in the shower- I'm just waiting for him to get out.
    I can't even- oh my fuckingogod

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    When I was 7 I tried to run away from home but I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I just took left turns and I eventually ended up back at home and it was really embarrassing

  8. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 1:04pm UTC
    Home is where you fully understand how the shower works.

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 8:53am UTC
    Home alone.
    You break down,
    letting out everything.
    Crying as loud as you can.
    Your family comes home, and
    here you go. Fake a smile, fake a laugh
    Pretend it's okay. They don't suspect a thing,
    They don't suspect their child is broken and falling apart.

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    i’m a strong believer that not everything you do needs an explanation. if you want a tattoo, get one. if you rather stay home that night, it’s okay to miss that party. don’t forget that you’re living for yourself. you don’t owe anyone an explanation for your choices or preferences.

  11. sugarfreak sugarfreak
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 3:20am UTC
    Is it possible for home to be a person and not a place?

  12. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 10:44pm UTC
    Im home alone .
    TIME TO START MY CONCERT .

  13. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 9:39am UTC
    drivinG home.
    i looked out at all the cars, and i thought about all the people in them. and then i thought about their lives, where they’re going, what they’re thinking about. their memories, their childhood, their worries or their anxieties. i thought about how each and every person driving in each and every car has somewhere they want to go, and each and every person lives a life that means the world to them because it’s all they have. and then i felt really weird. because i look around and realize just how insignificant my life is. how i spend all this time worrying or even just continuing to live, when i am just another person in a car.

  14. Picturesque Wonderland.* Picturesque Wonderland.*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 7:17am UTC
    My perfect day:
    - Home alone
    - Raining outside
    - Cuddled up in bed
    - My laptop by my side
    - Loads of food
    - Good music

  15. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    me when i’m almost home: I can almost taste the internet

  16. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    When im home alone,
    every noise i hear is a serial killer .

  17. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 6:40pm UTC
    I'm home alone right now.
    I could do anything I wanted to.

  18. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    in his arms
    Chapter 43
    14. Swim with dolphins.
    As Anthony finished another chapter, he sighed heavily, tossing the book to the sand. He stretched his hands and placed them underneath his head. We had been on the beach for over an hour reading that stupid book we’d gotten addicted to. Anthony read it aloud until it grew too dark to read.
    So we laid together beneath the dark sky. The stars glimmered endlessly in the black space, forever engraved in their positions. As my eyes drifted around, grazing the heavens, I murmured, “Do you believe in a God?”
    His head rolled over so he was looking at me. “What?”
    “Do you believe in a God?” I repeated, sitting up. “Like, do you believe in someone watching over you?”
    He turned his head again so he was looking at the sky. “I don’t see how it matters.”
    I played with the sand in my hands. “I guess it doesn’t. I mean, I’d just like to know where I’m going when I die.”
    He pinched his eyes shut. “Kaitlyn,” he muttered.
    “Stop,” I moaned.
    “No, you stop,” he countered, quickly and confidently.
    “Anthony, this is a possibility. I could die. Nothing is guaranteed. Three months from now, who knows? I could be six feet beneath the ground.”
    “Kaitlyn, we’re on our honeymoon. There’s a time and—“
    “Who knows how much time we have left?” I interrupted. “You need to stop hiding behind your fears and step out to face reality. I’m sick, Anthony. We’re both sick. We are both potentially dead. It’s time you start realizing that.”
    “Shh,” he soothed gently, taking my hand in his. He pulled me closer to him and into his chest, rubbing my back smoothly. I rested my head on his chest while he pressed his lips to my ear. “Another time, Kail,” he murmured. “We’ll talk about this another time.”
    We fell asleep like that together; his hand on my back and my head on his chest with our toes buried in the cool sand.
    * * *
    6. Sleep on a beach.
    I crossed another number out while Anthony bit into an apple, standing across the kitchen from me. “How much more do you have on that list, anyways?” he asked, a mouth full of fruit.
    I counted the number of bullets left uncrossed out. “Seven.”
    “Wow, we blew through that list,” he huffed. “Read to me what you have left.”
    I scanned the list quickly and decided mentally that I would not tell him what Number 25 was for the sake of keeping him calm. “Make the front page of a newspaper, read 100 books, take horseback riding lessons…” He nodded while my eyes skimmed the top part of the paper. “Huh,” I breathed, smiling.
    “What?”
    “I could’ve crossed off Number One a long time ago.”
    “What’s Number One?”
    My eyes were brought up to his as a smile crossed my lips. “Meet the love of my life.”
    Okso I'll be posting 2 chapters a day for a while because I feel like you guys just want this story to be over. Completely understand.
    & my grandparents live in a wicked rural part of NC. Like, they live like Honey Boo Boo out there. Redneckland, I like to call it. But honestly, I'm so happy to be home (:
    Oh by the way there's only one chapter left of the honeymoon. ):
    *I don't notify, please don't ask.*

  19. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 1:40pm UTC
    Home;
    Where I can look ugly and enjoy it.

  20. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 11:58pm UTC
    she hesitates "i'm okay"
    but i don't think even all the worlds oceans
    could fill her empty heart
    (h.c)

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