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Best Holiday Quotes This Year

  1. Shanaynor Shanaynor
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    Some random person at my school gave all the shy, unpopular girls flowers today with a message saying "Every girl deserves a flower on Valentine's day."
    My faith in humanity is now restored.

  2. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    There are 7,064,588,395
    people on this planet, Earth
    and I still have a 0% chance
    of having a boyfriend on Valentine's day

  3. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    R.I.P
    TO ALL THE VIRGINITIES THAT WILL BE LOST TOMORROW

  4. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 1:42am UTC
    KNOWS YOU'RE BORED DURING BREAK
    LETS YOU USE IMAGES IN QUOTES

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2014 8:39am UTC
    its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager

  6. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 5:06pm UTC
    "Of course every soldier is prepared to die.
    But these people aren't just pawns on a chessboard.
    They all have names, families, and feelings in their hearts too.
    They are all humans who live and bleed.
    You have the responsibility to ensure their death will not be in vain.
    No matter what may come, remember this in your naive heart,
    And be ready to die to fulfill that duty."

  7. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 8:11pm UTC
    i've got thoughts more tangled
    than my headphones.

  8. phee* phee*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2014 1:32pm UTC
    i feel like every week i'm just like "i need to get through this week"

  9. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 1:43pm UTC
    ♣ Happy St. Pa trick 's Day Witty ♣

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2014 8:36am UTC
    in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

  11. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 4:50pm UTC
    ❄ Dashing through the snow,
    get the f×ck out of my way,
    I have a f×cking paper due
    at the end of the day.❄
    ↟_↟_ ↟
    _↟_↟
    _↟↟

    ..
    -
    \ /
    ____
    Breeze

  12. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 1:41am UTC
    For those not getting the V or the D, happy alentine's ay

  13. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2014 6:12am UTC
    ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
    THE
    "earth"
    WITHOUT
    "art"
    IS
    JUST
    "eh."
    ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎

  14. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 1:03pm UTC
    Happy Halloween!

  15. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    If your upset about Valentines Day don't worry.
    No one likes you any other day of the year either!

  16. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2014 4:12pm UTC
    When you're at a party
    with people you don't
    know and your friend
    disappears

  17. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 10:32am UTC
    Look how they shine for you.

  18. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    I know it doesn't matter to you,
    but today is my birthday ♥

  19. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 1:22pm UTC
    Valentine's Day.
    also known as S.A.D., or
    Single's . Awareness . Day

  20. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 10:44am UTC
    I watch the night
    turn light blue
    but it's not the same
    without you.

:)

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