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Hokeypokey Quotes

TheCovertComic
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October 4, 2020 4:24pm UTC
Do not the hokey pokey, if thou hopest for the hanky panky.

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yuki
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December 25, 2013 2:56pm UTC
My childhood has been ruined after dawning upon this realization:
The Hokey Pokey is an obvoius s*x song.....
1. put your _____ in
2. put your __________ out
3. put your __________ in
4 and ya shake it all about
....that's what it's all about...
holy fk i didn't notice that 'till today
MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD WAS A LIE!

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Secret42
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November 17, 2013 2:56pm UTC
In third grade,I didn't know how to do the hokey pokey so I thought it was teaching us to do the macarena.So,when they said,"you put your right hand in",I did the macarena.
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
My quote.Do not Steal

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