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  1. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2015 2:08pm UTC
    It's September 1. I'm
    going back to my real school.

  2. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2015 7:43am UTC
    Why do I love Gryffindors so much? Well, put it this way;
    you tell someone you're self-harming, and swear them to secrecy.
    Hufflepuffs are loyal to a fault, and will go to the grave with their lips sealed. They'll stand by you, and support you. A Ravenclaw would, while comforting you, try to urge you to look at it logically and seek help, or give you suggestions on how to recover. Slytherins wouldn't hesitate in doing what they think is best for you and if that's telling someone, then so be it, because frankly, your health and life is more important. If you're special enough for them to care, then they will do their all to protect you.
    But a Gryffindor?
    They won't stand by silently, or try to reason with you, or go ahead without telling you. They'll end up taking it all on themselves. You'll wake up to stupid 'good morning' texts, they'll wait behind for you after every class, they'll make it their personal mission to cheer you up. Because they think they can. Because they think they should.
    //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// I find that stupid chivalry to be adorable.

  3. Repair Boy 🔥* Repair Boy 🔥*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2014 8:41pm UTC
    Long ago, the four Houses lived together in harmony.
    Then, everything changed when Slytherin attacked

  4. iTori0716 iTori0716
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2014 8:13pm UTC
    I solemnly swear I am up to no good...

  5. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2014 10:23am UTC
    My obsession for Harry Potter is getting Riddikulus

  6. PirateChic97 PirateChic97
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2014 12:05am UTC
    Last year I was sorted into Hufflepuff on Pottermore, I recently forgot my password so I just made a new account and was sorted into Slytherin. If that doesn't tell you how much I've changed in the past year, I don't know what will.
    Do you have an account? What house are you lovely people in? :)

  7. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2014 5:07pm UTC
    You can tell a lot about a person by asking which
    lllll Harry Potter lllll
    death caused them the most pain.

  8. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2014 4:34pm UTC
    lllll Fangirl Problems: lllll
    Still not being over Fred's death
    when you heard about it 7 years ago

  9. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2014 4:33pm UTC
    lllll Fangirl Problems: lllll
    Other fandoms...

  10. TheFallenAngel TheFallenAngel
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 3:31pm UTC
    Harry Potter wasn't chosen for Ravenclaw because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air instead of taking one from the floor.

  11. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 8:27pm UTC
    me when I see an owl: *looks for an envelope in its beak"

  12. Repair Boy 🔥* Repair Boy 🔥*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 9:58pm UTC
    14.4 million letters are lost
    in the mail every year.
    all of our acceptance letters to hogwarts must have been part of that 14.4 million.

  13. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 5:13am UTC
    Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts.
    Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia.
    Hunger Games fans: Nope I'm good.

  14. Fat Amy* Fat Amy*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 12:07pm UTC
    What if Voldemort won? And thats why we never got our letters to Hogwarts.

  15. * .  ~ serena ~ . * * . ~ serena ~ . *
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 2:36am UTC
    Me: I'm a wizard :3
    Friend: Then prove it.
    Me: Sorry, no magic outside of Hogwarts, I don't want to go to Azkaban.

  16. Lethal* Lethal*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    If I was a student at Hogwarts I’d use Howlers to send nice messages to people.
    So you’d be sitting there in the Great Hall eating breakfast when an owl drops a Howler in front of you.
    You, and everyone else on your table, just stares at it as it trembles,
    explodes open, shrieks I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR SWEET BUTT and then dissolves into flames.

  17. FreakingPip* FreakingPip*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    How to Flirt (Hogwarts Style)...
    I don't know what Quidditch position you play, but you sure seem like a Keeper ;)

  18. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    teacher: tell me a famous historical event
    me: *stands up to show respect* The glorious Battle of Hogwarts.

  19. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    "GROW UP - get a life."
    excuse me?
    I am perfectly content with my life.
    I'm not going to change to fit your idea of what a teen can and cannot do.
    I don't want to live in a world where my Hogwarts letter was never sent (It got lost in the mail)
    Where my closet doesn't lead to Narnia (The passageway is just broken)
    Where my book will never lead to the Hundred Acre Wood (Pooh got lost on the way)
    Or where magic doesn't exist (Pfft. Like they'd let muggles know of their existence)
    I refuse to live in a world where the Doctor doesn't save us regularly (He's off on another planet)
    Where Sherlock doesn't solve the hardest crimes (He's still pretending he's dead)
    Or where Peter Pan is just a children's story (He's off fighting some pirates)
    Or where fantasies are just that - fantasies
    Sure, I might be a teenager, but
    my mailbox is still checked regularly, my closet searched, my book opened, my window left unlocked.
    "Grow up, get a life"
    Yah right. Have fun in the real world.
    and may the odds be ever in your favor

  20. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    And I wonder how many of you know that
    Hogwarts' motto is
    "Never tickle a sleeping dragon."
    Wise words Dumbledore, wise words.

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