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Swag Unicorn*
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February 21, 2014 12:35am UTC

Hella cute, Hella fine,
Be my hella valentine

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Swag Unicorn*
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September 6, 2013 1:13am UTC

Sometimes I just want to die,
End the pain,
Tears and lies.
As I take my final breath,
Hear me cry,
For this is my last goodbye.
(Mine)

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Swag Unicorn*
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September 1, 2013 1:06am UTC

Friend: Hey I brought back your sweater.
Me: But it was so sëxy.
Friend:I Then I guess you could say I'm bringing sëxy back.

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 21, 2013 12:19am UTC

brace yourselves,
school quotes are coming
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 18, 2013 2:04am UTC

Mary had a little lamb Whose fleece was white as snow It went out to a club one night
And dropped it hella low

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 17, 2013 8:38pm UTC

Me: Mom, look.
Mom: Very nice, sweetie. Me: Oh, that's cool how you saw that without even looking.

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 16, 2013 10:02pm UTC

I spend 800% of my life exaggerating

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 16, 2013 1:22pm UTC

Hello fellow gamers.
What games do you play?
↓

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 16, 2013 12:50pm UTC

i dropd dat thun thun thun
lyk dis if u cri evrytiem

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 16, 2013 12:33am UTC

I have more issues than vogue

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 15, 2013 11:54pm UTC

if you're a sarcastic as*hole come sit with me because I'm one too

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 14, 2013 7:59pm UTC

Do me a favor and just write your favorite songs...
Just do it. Don't speak, just type.
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Swag Unicorn*
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August 14, 2013 7:31pm UTC

No pressure
no diamonds ♥

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 12, 2013 3:41pm UTC

Taylor Swift: We should love, not fall in love, because everything that falls gets broken.
Me: Omg you are so deep I can't even see you anymore.

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 12, 2013 2:51pm UTC

Teacher: Don't wait until the last minute to do this assignment. Trust me you won't be able to do it and get a good grade. Me: *pulls out large pile of papers that have good grades* let me explain you a thing.

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 12, 2013 2:44pm UTC

having a crush is horrible and painful but not having a crush is just so boring.

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 12, 2013 11:06am UTC

Badbye
Notice how i didn't say goodbye
It's because i don't like you.

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 10, 2013 11:57pm UTC

Everything will be okay in the end.
If it's not okay, it's not the end.
~Ed Sheeran

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 10, 2013 2:30am UTC

Haters.
If they don't know you personally,
don't take it personally.

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 6, 2013 5:18pm UTC

We're all just a bunch of broken people.

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