Herpes Quotes

Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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November 7, 2013 8:09pm UTC

My boyfriend: I hope you like
the gift I'm going to give you for
our 6 months.
Me: I'd like anything you give me.
Me: Except herpes. I would not
like herpes.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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October 5, 2013 12:15am UTC

This guy: What's your biggest secret?(;
Me: I have herpes.

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mtndewhm*
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June 28, 2013 11:44pm UTC

So my dad has a kidney stone and he's p*ssing blood, well I told him that he had chlamyda.
He's been calling me the names of various STD's for over an hour now.

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Amandarose2232
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June 26, 2013 9:56am UTC

Cooties.
A nice word for
Herpes.

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CharliesTheName
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May 9, 2013 3:12pm UTC

Billie Joe Armstrong on Instagram: *post a picture of Psy*
Billie Joe Armstrong on Instagram: This guy is like the herpes of music. You think he's gone but then he comes back.
His Fans: HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S SO TRUE HE'S TERRIBLE YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
*the next day*
Interviewer: So Billie Joe Armstrong says that you're 'the herpes of music'
Psy: What.....what's herpes?
Interviewer: It's a disease that puts a sore on your mouth. It fades away but then it comes right back.
Psy: That's really cool. I need to talk to this guy.
Psy: *turns to camera*
Psy: It's really cool that you called me herpes. Thank you so much.

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Kyari*
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March 29, 2013 4:02pm UTC

"Haha you're 14 and you've only had one boyfriend? I'm 12 and I've had 7 lol. "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise this was a competition. what's the prize?...herpes?"
Credit-BlackButterflies

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sierra17
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January 30, 2013 6:26am UTC

Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.

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