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  1. ithinkyoureperfectluv ithinkyoureperfectluv
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 9:57pm UTC
    Hot girl: *posts selfie*
    *gains 100+ followers*
    Me: *Posts selfie*
    Instagramers: ....

  2. ICameInLikeADinosaur ICameInLikeADinosaur
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 10:05am UTC
    New to Witty and having trouble making friends,
    if you favorite this quote or follow me I will follow you
    and make a profile comment on what I think of you,
    judging by your profile!!!! :)

  3. blue3yedBeauty blue3yedBeauty
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 12:20pm UTC
    https://www.facebook.com/pages/Strawberry-Kiss/334126306675348
    Please like this pagee, need more likes. IF you like it and comment you twiiter name and have under 300 followers i will give you a shoutout.
    If you want i can also make you an outfit on ployvore. just comment 2 colors you like.
    Please help us get it more likes.
    THank you.:)

  4. nevershoutnever98 nevershoutnever98
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    So I posted this a few months ago but can anyone tell me some good books I could read? Please and thank you

  5. motz_ztom* motz_ztom* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 1:57am UTC
    No one hears me.

  6. markc0120 markc0120
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 10:54pm UTC
    So its almost been a year since me and Mykayla Marie Cutone have broken up and i still think about her. There are times where the thoughts fade a little but i have her in my head most of the time. Isee her a lot and she now has a boyfriend. Isee them together all the time and it hurts. Is it possible that someone my age could be still in love with someone that does not care about them? I miss her all the time. I miss her warmth. I miss her smile, her laugh and her eyes. I miss feeling her lips against mine. I miss holding her close and feeling my heart beat faster when i look in her eyes. So tell me can we be in love this early? and care enough to love someone after we have been broken up for a long time? Tell me what do you think about this? should i care still and try to win her back or just give up?

  7. YoungAndNotBeautiful YoungAndNotBeautiful
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    I missed a lot of classes this year due to sickness and other reasons and I promised my parents an eighty percent this year but I'm barely managing a seventy percent even though I got above sixty on all my assignments but obviously that doesn't count. I wish my dad was here since he's understanding but he's on a business trip and report cards come out this friday and i'm gonna have to face my mom and i'm so scared because she's so...demanding and is going to freak. And I'm being really serious because at this very moment I'm on the verge of tears and I feel like such a failiure. I made an appointment with my guidance counsellor and he's not even caring even though I mentioned "Emergency" on the note. I'm mentally breaking down. I know the year just started but one word comes to mind.
    FAILURE.
    Please help me.

  8. *AngelsAreBadass* *AngelsAreBadass*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 9:07pm UTC
    So i was jn class today talking with a friend... you know those moments when everyone goes quiet all of a sudden? well that happened when i was in the middle of this sentence; "So then i went to church..."
    And everyone turned and stared at me. everyone. at the same time. I swear that i saw this one chicks eyes go black. so i walked out of the room and spent the rest of the period walking around in the hallways, trying to explain why it looks like everyone in my school is possessed. XD

  9. *AngelsAreBadass* *AngelsAreBadass*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    GUISE I NEED HELP
    im doing an English essay and I need help.
    our topic is "how does suffering/hardship benifit a person/positively affect them."
    im im completely clueless because I need a specific person and a specific event to write about. Can anyone help? It could be like a favorite actor/singer or something.

  10. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 8:03pm UTC
    Please
    just let me be a turtle
    and go into my shell
    get flipped on my back
    and die
    please

  11. sparkels1998 sparkels1998
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 7:10pm UTC
    So I guess that the dude I like; his mom invited me and my mom over to her house for Thanksgiving dinner, but she said no. My mom said no. She is just slowly killing me. Godddddd. >.<

  12. imthebrunette imthebrunette
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 10:53pm UTC
    I remember in second grade
    I had this crush on a boy ( can't remember his name, he
    moved ) and i would try SO HARD to get his attention.
    Like i hung out with him and his friends evem if he tried
    to get me to go away, and now look at me. I can hardly
    even talk to a boy without going, "uhh... fhekjgwkjgbw?"
    format jimmy365

  13. carlydawn25 carlydawn25
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 11:56pm UTC
    Okay. I really would like some help! I dated a guys for two months and broke up with him two weeks ago. Because I was interested in his best friend. And his best friend and I have hung out a lot lately. And kissed a lot lately. Um, we've both admitted to being interested in each other and we don't know what to do. Because of bro code. Ya know? Please help :/

  14. CantLetGo CantLetGo
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 11:34pm UTC
    Is there a trick?
    →to getting over one hundred favorites..
    because I want to know the secret! ←

  15. asexual axolotl* asexual axolotl*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 5:56am UTC
    When you pick up a new drawing skill
    One tends to get itself forgotten.
    Completely.
    Dammit.

  16. badwolf* badwolf*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 5:55pm UTC
    So much of my day is just keeping myself distracted until it's time to eat food again.

  17. MeghanMarie MeghanMarie
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 10:19pm UTC
    me: mom won't make dinner
    dad: omg come on i'm on my period and i'm at work i think she can make dinner
    me: wat

  18. caseythecool caseythecool
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 8:16pm UTC
    to be honest tall boys that are also skinny and cute and awkward that aren't dating me are more painful than being thrown into the sun

  19. MeaganWynd MeaganWynd
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 11:59pm UTC
    The blood reminds me I'm alive...

  20. MeaganWynd MeaganWynd
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 11:56pm UTC
    Maybe one of these days it'll hurt a little too much;
    Maybe one of these days I'll cut a little too deep;
    Maybe one of these days I wont come back ..

:)

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