Best Help Quotes Ever

Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC

a lot of my life
has been realizing that i would
cross oceans
for people who wouldn't
jump puddles for me

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posted a quote
August 20, 2013 4:57pm UTC

Shoutout to the kid that whispers
the answer
to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

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Steve
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 12:01pm UTC

How would you advertise Witty Profiles?
I'm going to run some new ads and need your help writing them.
Headline (3 or 4 words)
Description Line 1 (4 - 6 words)
Description Line 2 (4 - 6 words)
Comment your ad ideas.
I've hidden this quote from the feeds because it breaks the rules.
I made a quote instead of asking this question on my profile because not everyone visits my profile page and I want a lot of feedback.

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posted a quote
March 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
I want to hit you with my car
Throw you off a tree so high
Hope you snap your neck and die
♥

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 5:24pm UTC

Have you ever just had one of those days?
Where you can't hide the pain?
You just keep a tight grip on your sleeves,
And bite your lips to not cry,
You stare out the window
and won't look anyone in the eye,
Then you come home,
You throw your stuff in the corner,
Slam your back against the wall,
Tilt your head upwards and wonder why you,
As you begin to sob endlessly.
Have you ever had one of those days?
I Have.
♥Justanotherwittyguy18♥

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 2:19pm UTC

Are you a zombie?
Because you're dead to me.

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posted a quote
August 17, 2013 8:41pm UTC

When I was like 12 I used to hate one really bit.chy and annoying girl
from our class so I sent her a text "you will die in 7 days" during a class and
she burst into tears and her mom went to police and I was so scared so I
flushed my phone down the toilet

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posted a quote
August 17, 2013 8:56pm UTC

God created the world in 7 days
well it took 9 months to create me so clearly I’m a big deal

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 5:29pm UTC

I wonder what it feels like
right before you jump off the edge,
knowing your life is going to end.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 2:45pm UTC

Everyone is so caught up
in their own heartache,
they never stop to realize that
other people feel things, too.
We’re all so convinced that
“nobody knows how I feel,”
we don’t open our eyes wide enough.
Overlooking the people that could help us,
we go on with our lives,
living in self-created prisons,
prisons within our own minds.

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posted a quote
August 15, 2013 5:03pm UTC

I haven’t been to subway in 2 years
because the woman said "what type of bread do you want" and I went "yeah"

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MaxEatsCrayons
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 7:12pm UTC

We all carry these things inside that no one else can see.
They hold us down like anchors, they drown us out to sea.

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posted a quote
March 15, 2013 4:56pm UTC

I'm still waiting for the day that I will use
x² + y +8 [(x + 2y ² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9
In real life.

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posted a quote
August 20, 2013 5:26pm UTC

Walk in the club like whaddup I got a big c-
oh no wrong building I'm so sorry continue with your funeral

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posted a quote
August 12, 2013 8:17pm UTC

Not having children
until 2090 because I want 90s kids

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posted a quote
March 22, 2013 8:58pm UTC

F is for friends who do stuff with out you.
U is for ur alone
N is for no one wants to be with you because all you do is sit at home

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posted a quote
August 10, 2013 2:43pm UTC

My mom got a Jesus shaped flashlight
just so whenever someone says “I can’t see” she can be like “Let jesus light the path”

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 2:36am UTC

today at school i was sitting next to a boy and out of nowhere he said "oh my gosh your hands are so tiny!!" and before i knew it he had picked up my hand and was holding it with my palm to his palm and his fingers to my fingers and what in the name of the good lord jesus just happened

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 5:54pm UTC

Am I the only one that, when
using a school bathroom, refuses to:
1) Pee when someone else is in the bathroom
2) Pee when someone else gets strangely quiet
3) Pee when someone else has a phone/camera with them
4) Pee when someone is having a conversation in there with someone else
5) Pee when there are a lot of people using the bathroom
So yeah, basically I can't ever use the bathroom.

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posted a quote
August 12, 2013 8:39pm UTC

I could never be a politician
because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate I would start off saying, "Listen here you little p.rick"

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