Girl: Do I have cramps or has my appendix exploded
Girl: Does my boob hurt or am I having a heart attack
Girl: Am I on my period or is this internal bleeding
Girl: These are our struggles
Boy: Thinking dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
Boy: The struggles of a man
Girl: Boo hoo
Girl: Thinking of my naked grandma isn't going to suck the blood back into my vågina