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Heartattack Quotes

  1. faithers* faithers*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2015 7:21am UTC
    That mini heartattack you get when you cant find your phone. 😨

  2. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2015 3:25pm UTC
    Everyone's tellin' me
    I'm just too blind to see
    how you messed me up
    I'm better off now

  3. 100 100
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2014 5:40am UTC
    Oh my god I'm listening to Taylor swift and Demi Lovato mashup of trouble and heart attack and oh my god.

  4. Gal_in_Wonderland Gal_in_Wonderland
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2014 11:44pm UTC
    So my dog decided it was a great idea to start slowly pushing my laptop off my bed while I was drawing so I had to divebomb to catch it before it hit the ground.
    I practically had a heart attack!

  5. Cianni:3* Cianni:3*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2014 10:22am UTC
    The Mini Heart Attack You Have When You Text The Wrong Person ..

  6. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 8:41pm UTC
    I don't wanna live in a world without you

  7. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    Girl: Do I have cramps or has my appendix exploded
    Girl: Does my boob hurt or am I having a heart attack
    Girl: Am I on my period or is this internal bleeding
    Girl: These are our struggles
    Boy: Thinking dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
    Boy: The struggles of a man
    Girl: Boo hoo
    Girl: Thinking of my naked grandma isn't going to suck the blood back into my vågina

  8. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    That mini heart attack you get
    when your foot misses one stair.

  9. beebessey beebessey
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 11:32am UTC
    I'm pretty sure I had an actual heart attack last night when I typed in wittyprofiles.com and the screen said "error 404 address not found."

  10. rafaela123 rafaela123
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    We share something so common,Still so rare, and I'm in aweNever been here before

  11. Ray_Ban_Diva Ray_Ban_Diva
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 10:06am UTC
    you make me Glow.
    but i cover up won't let it show.
    So I'm puittn' my defences up, 'cause i don't wanna fall in Love
    if I ever did that I think I'd have a
    ~°*~H e a r t A t t a c k~°*^~

  12. partyintheusa partyintheusa
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 10:40pm UTC
    i'm putting my
    DEFENSES UP, CUS I DON'T WANNA FALL IN LOVE.

  13. * .  ~ serena ~ . * * . ~ serena ~ . *
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 10:30pm UTC
    *Hovers mouse over "Witty" expecting a mini-heart attack*
    Me: aaawwwwwhhhh.. ;[

  14. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 2:10pm UTC
    if i ever did that i think i'd have a
    heart attack

  15. dinosaur_rawr dinosaur_rawr
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 6:23am UTC
    So the dryer is on and the computer is right near it
    I almost have a heart attack every time it spins

  16. rafaela123 rafaela123
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 1:53am UTC
    It was the best love i've ever had

  17. TakingTheLibertyWalk TakingTheLibertyWalk
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 8:16am UTC
    I'm trying to be okay, i'm trying to be alright,
    but seeing you with him just don't feel right.

  18. steffykins steffykins
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 11:38am UTC
    I'm flying too close to the sun
    and I burst into flames.
    format by steffykins

  19. PawLove PawLove
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 7:15am UTC
    "I'm never good enough."
    -Heart Attack

  20. beebessey beebessey
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 9:58am UTC
    Ohk, I was scrolling through pictures on facebook and there was this really scary picture and the kids next door started screaming bloody murder. Cause I needed a heart attack this morning.

:)

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