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  1. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2018 8:41pm UTC
    PLEASE LIKE & COMMENT
    NOTICE:
    Hey! I'm starting to post my poems on here and I was wondering if I should actually do that. These poems date back to at least somewhere late 2015/ early 2016 all the way to now.
    COMMENT if i should or shouldn't.
    LIKE if you at least saw this.
    Thank You!!-WIGBM

  2. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2016 9:16pm UTC
    so, apparently even tho at 17 you need an adult with you to go to the doctor's because you aren't an adult, you're adult enough to be charged $301 for that appointment and have it haunt you and your credit score years later when you're an actual adult.

  3. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2016 12:48am UTC
    "An organisation is like a TREE.
    Its growth is measured by the height it attains and the width it covers. It is largely considered GREEN because of its leaves.
    Its fruits (financial results) depend solely on its roots (leaders).
    If its branch (head) is functionally weak, the same part will always complain of being laden with too many leaves (employees) but the strong will grow more."
    ~Anuj Somany

  4. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2014 4:32pm UTC
    We're young and in love,
    Heart attacks waiting to happen,
    So come a little closer, tell me it's all in our heads.

  5. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 1:08pm UTC
    We learn that the monsters under our beds are actually in our heads.

  6. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 11:31am UTC
    Here’s To The Kids.
    The kids who would rather spend their night with a bottle of coke and Patrick or Sonny playing on their headphones than go to some vomit-stained high school party. Here’s to the kids whose 11:11 wish was wasted on one person who will never be there for them. Here’s to the kids whose idea of a good night is sitting on the hood of a car, watching the stars. Here’s to the kids who were never too good at life, but still were wicked cool. Here’s to the kids who listened to Fall Out Boy and Hawthorne Heights before they were on MTV and blame MTV for ruining their life. Here’s to the kids who care more about the music than the haircuts. Here’s to the kids who have crushes on a stupid lush. Here’s to the kids who hum “a little less 16 candles, a little more touch me” when they’re stuck home, dateless, on a Saturday night. Here’s to the kids who have ever had a broken heart from someone who didn’t even know they existed. Here’s to the kids who have read The Perks of Being a Wallflower and didn’t feel so alone after doing so. Here’s to the kids who spend their days in photobooths with their best friends. Here’s to the kids who are straight up smartasses and just don’t care. Here’s to the kids who speak their mind. Here’s to the kids who second guess themselves on everything they do. Here’s to the kids who will never have 100 percent confidence in anything they do, and to the kids that are okay with that. Here’s to the kids. This one’s not for the kids who always get what they want, but for the ones who never had it at all. It’s not for the ones who never get caught, but for the ones who always try and fail. This one’s for the kids who didn’t make it, we were the kids who never made it. The overcast girls and the underdog boys. Not for the kids who had all their joys. This one’s for the kids who never faked it. We’re the kids who didn’t make it. They say “breaking hearts is what we do best,” and “we’ll make your heart be ripped out of your chest.” The only heart that I broke was mine, when I got my hopes up too high. We were the kids who didn’t make it.
    We are the kids who never made it.
    NOTMINE/SWEET

  7. Hanny* Hanny*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 11:03am UTC
     A
    bald
    spot
    is
    like
    a
    lie,
    the
    bigger
    it
    gets
    the
    harder
    it
    is
    to
    cover
    it
    up...
     
     
    nmf.

  8. Pack619 Pack619
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 11:45am UTC
    Did You Know#12
    If you toss a penny 10000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times,but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

  9. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    What fu.cks us up
    most in life is the picture in our heads of how it's supposed to be.

  10. SisiAdelia SisiAdelia
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 11:46pm UTC
    I have 17 tabs open that are all playing BSE just to help break the record

  11. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 5:11am UTC
    Some people just need a sympathetic pat
    On their head
    With a hammer

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 3:49pm UTC
    Pot heads argue that marijuana is good for you because it's natural.
    But, just because something is natural, doesn't mean it's necessarily good for you. You know what else is natural? Bears.

:)

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