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  1. Haylor Haylor
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2015 11:51pm UTC
    Haylor Post #1
    *Taylor gets 6 boyfriends in 8 years* Social Media:Taylors a s|ut! *Barbie gets a new one in every single movie* Social Media: Whutever! LMAO!
    http://wittyprofiles.com/author/Haylor

  2. haylorswift haylorswift
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2014 10:28pm UTC
    Truth or Dare?
    Chapter 1.
    Taylors POV:
    So, it's the first day after the red tour ended.
    I kinda miss the concerts almost every night, it was very fun being able to meet
    different fans in club red.
    But I also like the free time I have now. It's nice. Today I just feel like doing ABSOLOUTLY nothing. But I have can't just stay at home all day,
    I'm not even home.. I'm in my tour bus. We are on our way to the airport. (at the moment, it's 5 in the morning.)
    I hate waking up really early. But, it's part of how I live now. I'm always busy. Well- wait, I'm not ALWAYS busy, I have days off, but still.
    "Okay Taylor, we're here." My bus driver says.
    I nod and I get up off of my couch thing. I go gather my things. I sit them by the door, then I make sure I have everything.
    I do, so I grab my suitcases and I walk into the airport, with my security behind me- so I don't get attacked.
    I hand my suitcases to the people to put my private jet.
    And of course, people take pictures. I hate it when they take pictures of me in the morning. I dont even have any make up on- I feel so insecure right now.
    But, like I said before, it's how I live. People constantly are taking pictures of me.
    I wait a few minutes, and then I go on my plane.
    (by the way, I have Meredith and Olivia with me!)
    I sigh and sit down. I hate planes.
    *
    I'm off of the plane now.
    In fact, I'm actually at my house now. YAY. I don't have to be on that stupid plane anymore!
    Just as I'm about to unpack my things, I hear a knock on the door. I just got here, who the heck wants me?
    I sigh and I go open the door.
    Before I can say a word, he grabs me by my arm and he puts his hand over my mouth. WOAH. WHAT IS GOING ON!?
    I try to scream, but I can't. I'm so terrified right now. I have NO CLUE what to do.
    He takes me and puts me in his car, and he puts a cloth in my mouth and it makes me feel light headed.
    Oh great, someone kidnapped me, now I'm drugged up?
    I do not know what to do.
    Before I can make any movements, I pass out.
    --------------
    Okay wow. This is my first chapter and that already happened.
    wowowowow. so yeah, Harry will be in the next chapter or two.

  3. haylorswift haylorswift
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2014 10:04pm UTC
    hey guys <3
    well i have no followers, so
    i don't know who i am talking to.
    well annyywayyysss..
    I'm going to start a Haylor fanfiction. I might write a chapter tonight, and the story is called
    'Truth or Dare?'
    I thought of the idea of writing a new fanfiction,
    (I write them alot, but not on here), because I literally never have any plans.
    (and because i'm obsessed with Haylor.)
    so, i hope you guys like me! (and my stories.)
    love love love,
    olivia <3

  4. gucci prince* gucci prince*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 2:09am UTC
    It's 2014 and people still think taylor swift is a sl*t and harry is a manwhore

  5. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 2:04pm UTC
    Harry Styles
    @Harry_Styles
    Follow
    @taylorswift13 u wanna fight
    ********* please do not remove the credit, this format was made by petrichor :-) ALSO DO NOT REMOVE THIS PART EITHER BECAUSE THIS IS THE CREDIT TOO OKAY
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  6. CoolStoryBro1023 CoolStoryBro1023
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 10:50pm UTC
    When your Girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status, either you know you're doing something very right, or something very wrong.

  7. gucci prince* gucci prince*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 2:17pm UTC
    Person: I hate Taylor swift because she dates everyone
    Me: Shut up because that's not a real reason to hate someone.

  8. gucci prince* gucci prince*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 10:59am UTC
    Taylor and Harry broke up?
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Body cares.

  9. gucci prince* gucci prince*
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 4:23am UTC
    aellyniq
    Stophating on Taylor Swift just because of Haylor everyone! What did she ever do to you guys. You guys really need to move on with your life and leave Harry Styles alone too. They both are losing so many followers on twitter just because of Haylor. Also, If you're REALLY a Directioner, you would be happy and perfectly fine with them dating. I'm a Directioner AND a Swiftie. I don't really ship them but if they are happy together I won't hate Taylor like those other directioners. This Haylor hate is getting really annoying.. I'm sorry if you don't like my opinion, but this need to be said.
    aellyniq
    Format credit: Aellyniq
    aellyniq

  10. JessicaMalik JessicaMalik
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 12:30am UTC
    Taylor and Harry broke up?
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    ...body cares.

  11. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 2:19pm UTC
    On the right side of the screen, there was a One Direction ad and below the quote there was a 'Red' by Taylor Swift Tour concert.
    oh the irony

  12. ThisGirlIsMe ThisGirlIsMe
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 11:20pm UTC
    What if Taylor was about to sit down and Harry pulled out the chair right before and yelled,
    "NOW YOU'RE LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND"
    ~I know they are not dating anymore but omg I think I died when I read this. :'D

  13. Directioner_Forever_88 Directioner_Forever_88
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    *On cleverbot*
    Me: Do you like One Direction?
    Cleverbot:Yes I love One Direction.
    Me: Who's your favorite?
    Cleverbot: All of them. And you?
    Me: Nialler.
    Cleverbot:You know you are a bot.
    Me: Huh?
    Cleverbot: Are you a guy?
    Me: No.
    Cleverbot: What are you?
    Me: Um a female.. what else would I be if I'm not a dude.
    Cleverbot: Are you New Zeland?
    Me: Whatever. Do you ship Haylor?
    Cleverbot: Ship what?
    Me: HAYLOR. Taylor Swift and Harry Styles dating.
    Cleverbot:Haha! Are you Caroline Flack then?
    Me: Hahahaha nooo.

  14. EdsDarling EdsDarling
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 2:26am UTC
    Imagine if Taylor was about to sit down and Harry came over and pulled
    her chair so she would fall and he yells "NOW YOU'RE LYING ON THE
    COLD HARD GROUND."

  15. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    If Taylor and Harry were still together and I saw them:
    Taylor and Harry: *making out*
    Me: *gasp*
    Taylor and Harry: *look at me*
    Me: You're that guy from that Pepsi commercial and you're all like "and I'm Herreh!" I love that commercial!
    Harry: Err, thanks.
    Me: And you! You're the one that dated Joe Jonas and Lucas Till!
    Taylor: *nods and smiles*
    Me: And Taylor Lautner! Oh, and John Mayer and Jake Gyllenhaal!!
    Taylor: *stands there awkwardly*
    Me: Oh! And that guy from Glee, umm, Cory Montieth! OHH and Zac Efron! And Eddie Redmayne!
    Taylor: Uh...
    Me: Oh, and I can't forget Connor Kennedy!! ...Dang, that's a lot of guys... *looks at Harry* Good luck, bro.
    Not meant to offend either swifties or directioners. just thought it was funny. Follow me and I'll follow back, duh.

  16. daisybug2000 daisybug2000
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    If I ever dated Taylor Swift, I'd relate everything to orange.
    I would give her orange flowers. I would giver her orange love letters. I would say "Orange" instead of hello or love.
    Then, if I had to break up with her, I would do it with a orange letter inside of an orange
    GOOD LUCK WRITING A SONG ABOUT ME NOW TAYLOR
    CAUSE NOTHING RHYMES WITH ORANGE...I GET IT.

  17. emma34668 emma34668
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 6:04pm UTC
    I remember tears
    streaming down your face when I said I'll never let you go. When all those shadows almost killed your light. I remember you said don't leave me here alone. But all that's dead and gone and passed tonight. Just close your eyes, the sun is going down. You'll be alright, no one can hurt you now. Come morning light. You and I'll be safe and sound. Don't you dear look out your window, darling everything's on fire. The war outside our door keeps raging on. Hold on to this lullaby, even when music's gone. Just close your eyes. The sun is going down. You'll be alright. No one can hurt you now. Come morning light. You and I'll be safe and sound.

  18. emma34668 emma34668
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    Once upon a time
    I believe it was a Tuesday when I caught you eye. We caught on to something, I hold on to the night, you looked me in the eye and told me you loved me. Were you just kidding, cause it seems to me this think is breaking down we almost never speak. I don't feel welcome anymore. Baby what happen, please tell me cause one second it was perfect now you're half way out the door. And I stare at the phone he still hasn't called and then you feel so though you can't feel nothing at all, and flash backs to when he said forever and alway, oh oh. And it rains in your bedroom, everything is wrong. It rains when you're hear and it rains when you're gone. I was there when you said forever and always. Was I out of line? Did I say something way too honest make you run and hide like a scared little? I looked into your eyes, but I knew you for a minute, now I'm not so sure. Now here's to everything coming down to nothing. Here's the silence that cuts me to the core. Where is this going? Thought I knew for a minute, now I don't anymore. And I stare at the phone he still hasn't called and then you feel so though you can't feel anything at all and flash backs to when he said forever and always, he didn't mean baby. I don't think so. Oh, oh. Back up. Baby back up. Did you forget everything? Back up. Baby back up. Did you forget everything? Cause it rains in your bedroom everything is wrong. It rains when you're here and it rains when you're gone. Cause I was there why you said forever and always. And I stare at the phone he still hasn't called and then you feel so though you can't feel nothing at all and flash to when he said forever and always. And it rains in your bedroom everything is wrong. It rains when you're here and it rains when you're gone. And I was there when you said forever and always. You didn't mean it baby. You said forever and always.
    Fav if you miss these kind of songs from Taylor.

:)

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