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  1. Witty Wittian * Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2015 5:00pm UTC
    Dear diary,
    Today I ate breakfast. It was good. I also ate lunch. I want to make brownies now, but it is 5 o'clock and I will have to make dinner soon.
    I'm making pork chops. And beans. And vegetables. Also the blood of the innocent. Except you don't really make that (though it makes a great cocktail.)
    Sincerely,
    I'm not a vampire.
    #MyPersonalDiary

  2. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2014 4:38pm UTC
    when i die please punch everyone who says
    "i wish i got to know them better"

  3. karliethecool karliethecool
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    Witty: "Post a Funny Joke"
    Me: Don't me tell me what to do

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