Best Harrystyles Quotes This Month

MissTomlinson
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 8:08pm UTC

Imagine this;
You're at the club and you're dancing as sexy as you can.
You feel someone come up behind you.
They wrap their arms around your waist and begin dancing with you.
You can feel their curls against your neck,
and they whisper in your ear,
"I want you so bad right now, love."
You turn around to look at them and it is
Susan Boyle.
follow for a follow.

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 8:07pm UTC

"I've tried to help Niall find a girl, but he said he'd rather stay at home and eat because his princess is on her way."
-Zayn Malik

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 6:14pm UTC

If Liam wasn't sent home the first time...
If Zayn gave up at boot camp...
If Niall had gotten a "no" from Katy Perry...
If Harry decided to wait a year...
If Louis was too scared to be rejected...
There would be no One Direction.
Scary thought. We are so lucky.
Follow for a follow.

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 4:46pm UTC

If One Direction were in the Hunger Games:
*Le Cannon*
Zayn: Dang, Niall! I told you not to eat those berries!
Liam: Zayn! I see Harry and Louis! Let's kill them!!
Harry: In case we die, I just want you to know I love your fat a//!!
Louis: I LOVE YOU TOO HAROLD! *hugs him tightly and cries*
Zayn: Liam! Stop the twitcam and run!!
Liam: Bye guys! Let's get #LiamRun trending world wide!!
Zayn: Is that a table!?
Liam: Stahp it Zayn! We have to win this!!
Zayn: I. HAVE. TO. BREAK. THE. TABLE!!!!
partially mine. follow for a follow! :)

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Lolsorue_girl
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 11:19am UTC

Taylor: What time is it?
Harry: What time is it?
Taylor: stop copying me
Harry: stop copying me
Taylor: I love you !
Harry: it's 10:30

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 7:16pm UTC

Paul: Louis, you're late.
Louis: A queen is never late. Everyone else is simply.. early.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 7:05pm UTC

i hate reading a story with good
writing but a terrible plot almost as
much as i hate reading a story with
terrible writing but a good plot.

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 6:43pm UTC

My love for One Direction is as big as
-Harry's hands
-Louis' bum
-Zayn's ego
-Niall's appetite
-Liam's heart
♥
follow for a follow

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 3:59pm UTC

Styles has 6 letters.
Tomlinson has 9 letters.

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cheeeeeer
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 9:51pm UTC

Some kid in my class: Hey what direction do five gay boys walk in?
Me: Grab four of your friends and let's see.
Class: Oooooohhh...
I feel really good today.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 3:13pm UTC

If Zayn Malik wasn't famous then he would just be a guy in England who is
beautiful and no one would even know about him and how perfect he is and that really bothers me and there's probably so many cute guys in the world who are dorky and can sing like an angel and are kind of just like Harry and I don't even know them 'cause they're not famous and don't touch me I'm upset

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 11:12pm UTC

Fan: *to Harry* Harry, how's your crowned jewels today?
Harry: Wait, what did you say? I missed it!
Fan: How's your crowned jewels today after being hit by the shoe?
Harry: *grinning* Erm... alright.
follow for a follow

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 5:02pm UTC

i think that it's, like, an unofficial rule that
basements and attics are supposed to be scary.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 5:42pm UTC

I'm actually really attractive if you
close your eyes and don't look at me.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 7:55pm UTC

"if someone dumps you, then they
weren't worth your time to begin with."
-my male history teacher during class today

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 12:59am UTC

If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them hard.

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dolph*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 2:04pm UTC

Harry Styles
@Harry_Styles
Follow
@taylorswift13 u wanna fight
********* please do not remove the credit, this format was made by petrichor :-) ALSO DO NOT REMOVE THIS PART EITHER BECAUSE THIS IS THE CREDIT TOO OKAY
← Reply
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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 10:44pm UTC

I'm insecure,
I know what for.
I'm not Danielle, Perrie, or Elean-o-o-or.
I sit at home,
On Google Chrome,
And look at topless 1D pictures all alo-o-one.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 3:15pm UTC

I’m highly attracted to guys who have nice collarbones and prominent
jawlines and dimples and who wear nice shoes and watches and who have deep raspy voices I am highly attracted to Harry Styles

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Ethanol
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 12:33pm UTC

DON'T LET ME GO
Cause I'm tired of feeling alone

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