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Best Harrystyles Quotes Ever

  1. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    If Taylor and Harry were still together and I saw them:
    Taylor and Harry: *making out*
    Me: *gasp*
    Taylor and Harry: *look at me*
    Me: You're that guy from that Pepsi commercial and you're all like "and I'm Herreh!" I love that commercial!
    Harry: Err, thanks.
    Me: And you! You're the one that dated Joe Jonas and Lucas Till!
    Taylor: *nods and smiles*
    Me: And Taylor Lautner! Oh, and John Mayer and Jake Gyllenhaal!!
    Taylor: *stands there awkwardly*
    Me: Oh! And that guy from Glee, umm, Cory Montieth! OHH and Zac Efron! And Eddie Redmayne!
    Taylor: Uh...
    Me: Oh, and I can't forget Connor Kennedy!! ...Dang, that's a lot of guys... *looks at Harry* Good luck, bro.
    Not meant to offend either swifties or directioners. just thought it was funny. Follow me and I'll follow back, duh.

  2. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    *When I'm on Omegle*
    Stranger: 19, male, England, looking for older women.
    Me: Harry, get off Omegle.

  3. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 6:41pm UTC
    so he calls me up and he’s like “i still love you” and i’m like “wait are you joe, taylor, lucas, john, cory, toby, jake, zac, garrett, eddie, conor, patrick, or harry?”

  4. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    Niall Horan: I hate it when girls act stupid because they think it's cute. Intelligence is attractive.
    Me: One particle of unobtanium has a nuclear reaction with a flux capacitor, carry the two, change it's atomic isotope into a raioactive spider. follow for a follow.

  5. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    Me: Sometimes I just want to drag Harry into an empty hotel room, throw him down on a bed, straddle his thighs, rip his shirt off and MAKE HIM EXPLAIN EVERY DANG ONE OF HIS TATTOOS BECAUSE I CAN'T HANDLE THE SUSPENSE.
    Harry: Well... I thought we were going somewhere else there...
    follow for a follow

  6. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    it's March. someone please enlighten me
    as to why there's still snow on the ground.

  7. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 7:42pm UTC
    Harry: Who has illegally downloaded this song?
    Fans: *screams*
    Harry: SHAME ON YOU! SHAME ON YOU!!!

  8. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    One Direction as principles scolding a student:
    Niall: Never do that again! Do you understand how ba-- *lunch bell rings* GET OUTTA THE WAY! *pushes kid over and runs to cafeteria*
    Harry: So basically, erm... so... like, you can't... do that...
    Zayn: You need to keep your hands and feet inside the roller coaster that is life next time, okay?
    Liam: Okay, I know you made a woopsy, but be good next time. Oh my, that was so harsh! I'm sorry! You know what? Here's a lollipop. And a sticker. And a golden star sticker for you! Run along now, precious little honey bunches of oats.
    Louis: Do you even know who I am? Huh?? And you're gonna talk back to me!? Uh, not in my house, b/tch. Not in my house.

  9. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    Interviewer: Who is your favorite singer?
    Niall: Justin Bieber.
    Harry: Adele.
    Zayn: Bruno Mars.
    Liam: Bruno Mars.
    Louis: Harry Styles.
    follow for a follow.

  10. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 10:13pm UTC
    One Direction Insults:
    Louis: Boys with as/es like mine don't talk to girls with faces like yours.
    Harry: I care about you like Niall cares about childbirth.
    Niall: I can make your girl scream louder just by clicking the follow button.
    Zayn: Your face is as ugly as mine is sexy.
    Liam: I know you are but what am I!!

  11. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    How Andy and Liam Became Friends:
    Andy: Hey what's up, my name's Andy.
    Liam: Andy?? Like the character from Toy Story!?
    Andy: Uh.. yeah?
    Liam: ....
    Andy: ......
    Liam: We're best friends.
    Andy: Wha--
    Liam: END OF DISCUSSION WE ARE GOING TO BE BFFS FOREVER.
    Andy: Dude okay, calm down.
    Liam: YOU GOT A FRIEND IN ME!
    follow for a follow.

  12. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    What One Direction sings in the shower:
    Liam: Sunshine, lollipops, rainbows everywhere!
    Zayn: I'm sexy and I know it!
    Harry: It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes!
    Louis: G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeeeaaaaah!
    Niall: Ba da da da da, I'm lovin' it!!
    follow for a follow. <3

  13. DanHowell DanHowell
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    \(。◕ヮ◕。)/
    *:・゚✧Cute as a button, every single one of you.*:・゚✧

  14. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    "My favorite one in the group
    was Zayn, until he stole my
    meal. Now Harry is my
    favorite."
    -Niall Horan

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 3:09am UTC
    maybe it's the way he twerked
    straight into my heart and stole it

  16. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 3:49pm UTC
    IF NIALL REPLACED HARRY IN THE PEPSI COMMERCIAL:
    Drew: Com on kid, just give me the Pepsi.
    Niall: Heck naw, it's mine! I saw it first!
    Drew: Kid, I'm Drew Brees.
    Niall: Niall don't care. You ain't touchin' my Pepsi!
    Drew: ....Can't we at least share it?
    Niall: NIALL HORAN DOESN'T SHARE!!! Besides, it's too late. You can have the can.
    Drew: What?! How did you drink that whole thing!? I've been talking to you this whole time!
    Niall: NIALLER LIKE A PUMA!!!

  17. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 6:01pm UTC
    Imagine Texting Harry:
    I wish we could bang.
    Wait, I meant hang
    No I didn't. I meant bang...

  18. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    Zayn: Tell me I'm a screwed up mess.
    Me: You're a screwed up mess.
    Zayn: that I never listen, listen.
    Me: You never listen... uh.. listen...
    Zayn: Tell me you don't want my kiss.
    Me: NOW HOLD THE F//K UP.
    FOLLOW FOR A FOLLOW.

  19. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 4:43pm UTC
    HOW I BECAME A DIRECTIONER
    Phase 1: Oh, these guys are cute. Hm, looks like their in a band from the UK. I should look them up...
    Phase 2: Wow, this song is like.. amazing. More!
    Phase 3: I just spent all night listening to all of their songs... now what..?
    Phase 4: Ooooo, what's this?? Video diaries? Should be interesting.
    *Later* God, it's getting late.. Oh well. Next video.
    Phase 5: Oh my god, they're all so cute and adorable and funny!
    Louis so silly, Harry is sexy, Zayn's mysterious, Niall's adorable and Liam is so sweet!!
    It should be illegal to be that attractive!!!
    Phase 6: I need to follow ALL the fan blogs!!!
    Twitter: Follow the boys.
    Facebook: Like fan pages.
    Tumblr: More fan pages.
    Youtube: Subscribe to OneDirectionVevo.
    Phase 7: WHY MUST YOU BE SO FAR AWAY?
    Sweet Jesus, I need you all in my life!
    How can you be so talented, funny, and good looking!? Impossible!!
    Forget you and your amazing voices!!!
    I'm sorry, come back!!!!
    Phase 8: MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BECOME CENTERED AROUND 5 BOYS I'VE NEVER MET.
    ...I regret nothing.
    follow for a follow.

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of Harry Styles running through your veins

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