Harry_potter Quotes

AgainstNoOne
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November 21, 2015 4:20am UTC

Happy Early Birthday!!!!
(I'm not going to be around for your Birthday/Voldemort's Birthday and I'm staying up really late to write this, so slightly sloppy. I'm giving you a happy early birthday because my schedule will be busy before I ship and I don't want to forget my friend's birthday, or just forgetting a friend in general.)
You know who you are!
See?!
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"It's a snake"
I'm glad I got to meet someone as cool as you and make you laugh and smile when I can.
You:
-Great sense of humor
-Cool Personality
-Fun to be around
-Great friend
-Crazy beeyotch that will most likely ninja kick me down a flight a stairs if I insult her dream-boat/man-candy Tom Felton
-You're uplifting like Wingardium Leviosa and easily disarmed with an Expelliarmus. (wrecked)
I hope you have a delightful Thanksgiving.
I hope you have a great Christmas.
I hope you have a terrific Birthday.
I hope you have an amazing New Year
I hope you have a lovely Valentine's Day
Sincerely,
Jack
P.S. Gryffindor is still better, beeyotch

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Heartless17*
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November 23, 2014 9:38pm UTC

If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

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Heartless17*
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November 23, 2014 9:32pm UTC

I may be a muggle, but the things I can do in bed are magical!

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Heartless17*
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November 23, 2014 9:31pm UTC

I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!

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AgainstNoOne
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September 10, 2014 4:06pm UTC

~Ordering Pizza~
Worker: It will be a 30-45
minute wait
Me : I did my waiting!
Worker: ?
M e : 12 years of it!
Worker: *Starts Laughing*
Me: In Azkaban!

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AgainstNoOne
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September 9, 2014 1:54am UTC

I don't know why?
Whenever I think about destroying one of Horcruxes
I feel like Voldemort has one of these moments

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SuperNovaChic
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April 2, 2014 7:02pm UTC

Philosopherer's Stone: We're probably gonna need to close Hogwarts.
Chamber of Secrets: We should really consider closing Hogwarts.
Prisoner of Azkaban: Sooo are we closing Hogwarts?
Goblet of Fire: Someone died we should really close Hogwarts now.
Order of the Phoenix: Nope? Not closing Hogwarts?
Half-Blood Prince: Really guys it's time to close Hogwarts!
Deathly Hallows: Hogwarts is kinda blown up guys, do we close it now? No? Great.

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issie1D
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May 23, 2013 11:19am UTC

Today at school
We had our school award presentation.
The house I'm in is called Shannon house
We where Black jumpers with a blue and bronze logo which is different to each house.
At every presentation we where black robes with a blue inside and blue and bronze accents.
When our head teacher had annonced all the awards apart from the overall winners
Everyone sat very tensly until she shouted "SHANNON HOUSE"
(She's a bit mad.)
Everyone had stopped clapping and the pictures had been taken and it was that awkward moment when no one was talking.
As head of Shannon I found it the perfect moment to shout to break the silence:
"And Ravenclaw win the house cup."

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