Best Happy Quotes This Week

Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC

a lot of my life
has been realizing that i would
cross oceans
for people who wouldn't
jump puddles for me

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 7:20pm UTC

It's funny how if you get an A
on a test, your grade goes up like 2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down like the Titanic.

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 7:50pm UTC

*When I'm on Omegle*
Stranger: 19, male, England, looking for older women.
Me: Harry, get off Omegle.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 4:26pm UTC

I love when
I get complimented
on things that aren’t my appearance .
Don’t get me wrong,
I love to be called pretty/cute/beautiful etc,
but I love when people compliment my laugh.
Or the way I sound when I just wake up.
The way my hair falls naturally.
How I say a certain word.
Just the way that I am.
I love that.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 4:57pm UTC

Shoutout to the kid that whispers
the answer
to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 2:25pm UTC

We are all guilty
of saving old messages from someone
who became really special in our lives
and going to familiar places
that gives us that small twinge in our hearts
and smiles on our faces.
It’s one of the most bittersweet feelings ever
because every time that person crosses our minds,
we remember the instances when
we were happy and complete.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 4:27pm UTC

She
thinks about you non-stop
and you’re all she talks about.
When she talks to you
she always has that goofy smile
and she truly looks happy.
With one hug, you make her melt
and you always leave her in butterflies.
But at the same time,
when she’s upset it’s usually because of you,
but she refuses to see any bad in you.
And no matter how may people try
and tell her different,
she believes you’re perfect for her
and worth every second of the wait.
But she’s too scared to tell you any of this
because she doesn’t want to screw anything up
and doesn’t want to end up hurt.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 2:54pm UTC

Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means?Father: It means 'to be happy'.Son: Are you gay?.Father:No, son. I have a wife.
.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 5:08pm UTC

A moment of silence for all the teenagers
whose parents won’t let them eat in their room

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Ralph*
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 9:55pm UTC

I wanna be a panda
bear so 'freakin bad,
eAT ALL OF THE BAMBOO I NEVER HAD
I WANNA BE ON THE COVER OF ZOO MAGAZINES
SMILING NEXT TO ZEBRA AND THE PIG
OH EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES
I SEE MYSELF BLACK AND WHITE
A DIFFERENT ZOO EVERY NIGHT, OH I SWEAR
THE WORLD BETTER PREPARE
FOR WHEN I'M A PANDA BEAR

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
I want to hit you with my car
Throw you off a tree so high
Hope you snap your neck and die
♥

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 4:56pm UTC

It’s ok Miley
Everybody makes mistakes
Everybody has those days

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 6:50pm UTC

"If there are any idiots in the room,
please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one student rose to his feet. "Now then, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

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伤*
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 4:51pm UTC

I'D RATHER BE ALONE THAN WITH SOMEONE
WHO DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL WANTED

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kristabff
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 3:03pm UTC

Don't you hate it when
your parents turn a simple yes or no question into a Martin Luther King speech

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glitter162*
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 5:18pm UTC

When butterflies fall in love
Do they feel people in their stomachs?

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 5:16pm UTC

If websites were teenaged classmates:
Tumblr: The creative computer genius/blogger who everyone is jealous of. Most people copy her work.
Twitter and Facebook: Brother and sister, they are the drama king and queen of the school. They will tell anyone who will listen about whatever is going on in their lives. They are known for announcing their statuses at the top of their lungs. They are addicted to their iPhones.
Youtube: A movie making expert who is famous throughout the school. This tech-geek is well-liked and his movies have gone viral.
MySpace: The lonely girl who sits in the back of the class. She knows what it's like to be popular, but unfortunately, she has been long forgotten. No one really knows why she's even there anymore...
Witty: The group of mentally crazy teenage girls. They sit on top of desks in the back of the room in messed-up messy buns, and sweatpants eating jars of Nutella and watching cat videos on their phones and telling jokes before laughing like donkeys and falling off of desks. To escape the awkward moment, they joke slowly out the door (jogging for 27 seconds before becoming too tired) to be married to One Direction and Ed Sheeran. Sadly, they both decline their requests for marriage, and they socially awkward Wittians stumble away to the animal shelter to buy as many cats as they like before flying into the grocery store to buy more Nutella. They want to buy clothing too, however they walk away in shame after seeing the price tags on the items.

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伤*
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 3:36pm UTC

There is a boy who catches my bus who has brown eyes
like the lake the frogs play in during the summer
he sits with his friends and laughs a lot at little things.
and when his friends are silent, he looks out the window.
i sit two seats behing him and i think he is beautiful.
There is a boy who catches my bus who acts happy
every morning from 7am. He sits with his friends
and gives them empty smiles and wears
long sleeves in the middle of summer. i sit two
seats behind him and i think he is beautiful.
There is a boy who catches my bus who has brown eyes
as empty as the lake the kids go swimming in winter, he
sits with his friends and stares at his lap and when
his friends say something funny he doesn't laugh anymore
i sit two seats behing him and i think he's beautiful.
There was a boy who caught my bus who was found by his
parents after he had shot himself. He wrote a letter to his
friends and told them that he loved them. he wrote a letter to his
parents saying sorry, and he wrote a letter to the sad girl
who sat two seats behing him on the bus, and told her that
she was beautiful.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 3:44pm UTC

Looks like Billy Ray put
too much loco in Miley's hot cocoa

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 2:14pm UTC

if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pis.sed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends

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