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Kin
posted a quote
April 16, 2014 11:03am UTC

If you can't handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics then we can't be friends. Sorry I'm not sorry.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
March 14, 2014 5:09pm UTC

me: dude, why are you so mad?
me: all I did was call you an a.sshole.

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c i y a*
posted a quote
February 20, 2014 12:16pm UTC

Me: *comes online*
Friends: *all online*
Me: Hi guys! c:
Friends: *all offline*

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
February 19, 2014 7:57pm UTC

Trencher Problem #14
When you
break up
with your
significant other
and the
ground around
you starts
exploding.

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NeverFadingBeauty*
posted a quote
January 3, 2014 8:31am UTC

Dreams can come true...
If only your mom would let you sleep to the good part.

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mads*
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 10:13am UTC

everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone; are you mad at me
everyone: what happened to you
everyone: are you sick
me: IT'S MY FACE

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Primadonna*
posted a quote
December 29, 2013 6:45am UTC

Do you ever think you're important to a person and then see them act the same with everyone else and you kind of just stop and be like
oh
alright

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ForeverLaura_x
posted a quote
November 21, 2013 7:17pm UTC

me: hey!
him: hey
me: wassup?
him: *seen*
aw but you didn't even get to find out how funny I was :-(

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The_SpineBreaker*
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 4:40pm UTC

Me (on the laptop): I'll start my homework in 5 minutes.
*Five hours later*
Me: Damn, I really need to start that homework.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
October 22, 2013 7:39pm UTC

It makes me mad
When I'm out in public with my mom
And I see someone I know
And I say hi
And when the person leaves
My mom asks
"Who was that?"
"Are they your friend?"
"Do they have a boyfriend?"
"What's their criminal record?"
"Do they have a job?"
"Why don't you hang out with them more often they seem so nice?"
"Do they party?"
"Are their parents nice?"
I'm like chilll mom I just said hi because I know them

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kaaarolcia
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 1:37pm UTC

perks of walking to school
you're either 15 minutes early
or
15 minutes late
there's nothing in between

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lovelifegirl
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 11:59am UTC

What happens when I watch a movie
Me: Oh I like this character, he is hot, very handsome ;)
Movie: LOL, he is a bit to old
Me: Oh well it can work :)
Movie: He is also gay
Me: Well I'll make him not gay ;D
Movie: He is also going to be put into a life and death situation so he is going to be dying basically
Me: :'((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( Whyyyyy :(

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mads*
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 2:58pm UTC

me: *wakes up with one sock on*
me: whoa what a crazy night

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KeepFighting
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 8:12pm UTC

One second I'm perfectly fine
and the next it's like a volcano errupts inside of me, leaving me feeling miserable.

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epictacos
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 9:46pm UTC

Me: *walks into a room*
Me: *stops* what did I come in here for?
Me: *10 minutes later* ohhh yeaaah

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Bambi10
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 8:16am UTC

Girl: Lolz hi wassup????!!!xxx
Me:
Girl: Why arnt u speakin!????
Me:
Girl:
Me:
Girl:
Me: I have an urge to throw a dictionary at your face.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 3:44pm UTC

It makes me mad when I say an idea outloud
And then someone else says the exact same thing and gets all the credit for it

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 10:11am UTC

Mom:Who are you texting?
Me: Nobody

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ltoma18
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 8:18pm UTC

Do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other galaxy of swirls and patterns?

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sophthetroph
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 10:35pm UTC

.
That awkward moment when
you sing the wrong lyrics to a song
100 percent loud, 100 percent confident.
.
.

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