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  1. megaserperior megaserperior
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     October 27, 2013 1:53pm UTC
    Mom: *Leaving me home alone* Do you know how to call 911?
    Me: You pick up the phone, dial 022, and hit the call button.
    Mom: ......
    Me: ...Of course I do! Just go
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