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INeedFriends >.< *
posted a quote
October 6, 2014 3:24pm UTC

Friends are like cows- If you eat them they die xD

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creamatedcookie
posted a quote
July 22, 2014 5:15pm UTC

I think my parents are on the slow road to dis-owning me

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SelinTheBean*
posted a quote
May 29, 2014 6:57pm UTC

if you're reading this i'm beautiful

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Jay*
posted a quote
May 17, 2014 9:32am UTC

Why lie seriously
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/0e/29/d5/0e29d5231587fb414246dd30a90c2ff4.jpg
Witney/Gemma fake fake fake lost my trust........

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Kaleidoscope Eyed*
posted a quote
March 31, 2014 7:57pm UTC

When you have such a bad selfie people have to look at it and clarify if its actually you or not...

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† *
posted a quote
March 23, 2014 6:41pm UTC

So you're the b.tch that told the b.tch that I'm a b.tch
well listen b.tch it takes a b.tch to know b.tch,
b.tch.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
February 8, 2014 4:28pm UTC

Now that I think about it
I probably shouldn't have laughed at Plankton
For dating his computer

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Smile Hope *
posted a quote
February 7, 2014 12:17pm UTC

being retweeted is basically saying "i feel you my baby " .

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Amenah
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 5:26pm UTC

...it's a witty thing♥4
The name Steve is sacred. But don't be weird about it... (*pointedly stares at you-know-whuser*)
disclaimer: fgs, no h8 it's a joke, witty sharks stay away from meeee

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planetxar_the_1st
posted a quote
January 8, 2014 2:45am UTC

If I wasn't me, I'd probably be you...

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planetxar_the_1st
posted a quote
January 8, 2014 2:41am UTC

In my world food is all!

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acacia brinley*
posted a quote
December 7, 2013 5:40pm UTC

attractive guy: hi i'm famous
attractive guy: hi i'm taken
attractive guy: hi you're too young for me
attractive guy: hi i'm a player
attractive guy: hi you're ugly
attractive guy: hi i live 83628472 miles away
attractive guy: hi i'm not aware of your existence
attractive guy: hi i'm a fictional character

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Kaleidoscope Eyed*
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 12:55am UTC

SHOUTOUT TO
SIDEWALKS
For keeping me
off the
Streets

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Kaleidoscope Eyed*
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 12:53am UTC

I'm sure I could master
braille in a heart beat
I just gotta get the feel
for it.

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Kaleidoscope Eyed*
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 12:50am UTC

Need an ark?
I Noah guy.

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Leslie and Alli *
posted a quote
October 25, 2013 12:19am UTC

fuckktard
+
poophead

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Marrcus
posted a quote
October 23, 2013 5:49pm UTC

When Americans call chips “french fries”
when Americans call crisps “chips”
when Americans call lifts “elevators”
when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”
when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”
when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”
when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”
when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”
when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”
when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”
when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”
when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”
when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”
when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun”
when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”
when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”
when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

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NessaLovesYou
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 7:34am UTC

"Stay strong..." I whispered to my wi-fi signal.

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 6:51pm UTC

My face when I type"LOL"
is usually about as expressionless as Kristen Stewart's.

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bapalapshamaladingdong_who
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 6:35am UTC

some stranger i dont know: heyy!!!!
me: erm...hi..?
some random stranger: how are you? long time. remember me?
me: i'm um..fine. yes..er of course i remember you. how can i ever forget you!!
some random stranger: well then, who am i?
me:...

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