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«uzilla09»*
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September 9, 2015 11:42pm UTC

Can you broke me 2 pieces?!? «¢

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LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
posted a quote
September 3, 2015 8:06pm UTC

Why are you looking for love ?
Does it have free money, nutella, wifi, Lana Del Rey !

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
August 29, 2015 1:00am UTC

They got
the Cages.
They got
the Boxes.
AND GUNS.
They are
the Hunters,
We are
the Foxes
AND WE RUN!

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FaithhhAnnee*
posted a quote
August 20, 2015 1:33pm UTC

Give it to me I'm worth it. ;)

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
July 25, 2015 12:32pm UTC

Format by jannette aka _Jannette.
You could
be my
Mistake.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
July 20, 2015 1:07am UTC

I feel like if they were going to
name bed sizes after royalty, they
should have named a Full, a Duke
instead, if you think about it.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
July 6, 2015 12:37am UTC

I wanna put a fish in holy water
so they know what it's like to be
livin' on a prayer.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
July 5, 2015 11:58pm UTC

I failed clown college :( juggle struggles.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
July 2, 2015 12:15am UTC

future child: dad, what are you doing?
future husband: ur mom.
me: ;)

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«uzilla09»*
posted a quote
June 16, 2015 3:05am UTC

R u
U-G-L-Y????!???

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Miluiel*
posted a quote
June 15, 2015 7:21am UTC

wow you really put the ten in pretentious

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
June 13, 2015 2:53am UTC

okay but like, I don't see why they
had to show that (totally fake, animated)
dinosaur in pain. I don't see why they
had to portray those (totally fake, and
animated) dinosaurs with the ability to
love, just to have them die. I don't know
man, I feel like too many dinosaurs died
in Jurassic World and not enough of the
stupid selfish humans, ya feel?

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crimson24
posted a quote
June 12, 2015 8:04pm UTC

May the music boxes in the ice cream trucks be forever cursed!...

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Shooting_Star*
posted a quote
June 11, 2015 7:45pm UTC

He said,
"I cannot make you fall in love with me.
I cannot stop you from falling in love with others,
But I can always kidnap you." hahaa...

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 10, 2015 7:32pm UTC

I can't be the only one who made a list of people I'm going to eat first when I become a Zombie.

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OhStephh_*
posted a quote
June 10, 2015 5:59pm UTC

THE QUIZ
Your Real Name:
Stephanie
Your ''Gangsta Name'' (First 3 Letters Of Your Real Name Plus Dizzle)
Stedizzle
Your Decetive Name (Fav Colour & Animal)
Blue Dolphin
Your Star Wars Name (First 3 Letters Of Your Last Name,First Two Letters Of Your Middle)
Gallan
Your SuperHero Name (2nd Fav Colour And Drink)
Purple Coke
Your Goth Name (Black & The Name Of One Of Your Pets)
Black Stanley

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Gpc11
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June 10, 2015 12:54am UTC

Me: What's the difference between a toilet and a fridge?
Friend: I don't know
Me: You're disgusting.

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cassidawn
posted a quote
May 29, 2015 8:28pm UTC

When nothing goes right, go to sleep.

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
May 29, 2015 5:11pm UTC

you've got it all,
you've got it all
Wrong

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cassidawn
posted a quote
May 27, 2015 12:41am UTC

*trips over my low self esteem*

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