Hale_Storm18 posted a quote
February 15, 2013 8:41pm UTC
I passed a real gentleman in Boston a few weeks ago. Dude (into cellphone): I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR F//CKING JAW. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR F//CKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK--hold on, give me a second. There's a lady walking by.
ThatsSoMeee posted a quote
July 6, 2013 2:58pm UTC
Honestly,, some of the sexiest things about a guy is the way his voice sounds when he’s tired, the smirk of satisfactory he gets on his face when he knows he’s done something good, and the protective instincts he has when it comes to his girl.
happiest* posted a quote
December 14, 2013 3:23pm UTC
I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else
happiest* posted a quote
November 2, 2013 4:54pm UTC
Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD
happiest* posted a quote
September 8, 2013 3:20pm UTC
There’s a blind boy in one of my English teacher’s classes and last week our assignment was to write poetry about nature… this is what he turned in: Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I can’t see.
Hale_Storm18 posted a quote
March 19, 2013 11:03am UTC
It always amuses me when guys get nosebleeds. They seem so shocked and dismayed that this could happen. I mean, blood gushing out of your body making it impossible to laugh or cough or cry without spurting sticky read liquid everywhere? That mus suck.
happiest* posted a quote
December 8, 2013 1:54pm UTC
GUYS I ASKED THE CUTE BOY IN MY CHEM CLASS FOR A PEN AND AT THE END OF THE CLASS I WENT TO GO GIVE IT BACK TO HIM, I ENDED UP STABBING HIM IN THE HAND WITH IT AND IT WAS BLEEDING AND IF THAT DOESNT EXPLAIN WHY I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL.
happiest* posted a quote
December 10, 2013 2:03pm UTC
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went "oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
My mom just got mad at me because I don't have a prom date. I'm sorry that every guy in world thinks I'm a freak and would never ask me. I'm sorry that I'll probably never get married and die alone. But most of all, I'm so sorry to disappoint you. Again.
♥ There was this boy i had classes with I had the biggest crush on him. We would talk about different things usually nothing deep but then one night he told me he cuts and has attempted suicide many times before. My heart sank. He went on telling me no one cares. That he's worthless. I started crying. I told him how much I wanted to date him. But of course, he liked another girl. A mean girl. I warned him agaisnt telling her. But he didn't listen and we stopped talking. Fi nally he asked her out && She Laughed &&SaidShe'dNeverDateALoser HE ENDED UP COMMITING SUICIDE. I LOST MY BEST FRIEND. ♥
Hale_Storm18 posted a quote
March 11, 2013 3:41pm UTC
Guy Friend: My ex just sent me the song Better Dig Two by, The Band Perry. What do I do? Me: Change your name, learn Spanish, dye your hair, and move to Columbia.
happiest* posted a quote
February 19, 2014 3:23pm UTC
if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends
I went into a store to ask for job applications and the guy helping me out was about 17 or 18 and he had flippy, blond hair and big blue eyes with glasses. His name tag said "Hello, I am Emotionally Unsable" and when I saw that I started laughing and said "You're my new best friend" and he smiled and said "That's the best news I've heard all day" and now I really want that job.