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Best Guy Quotes This Year

  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 8:41pm UTC
    I passed a real gentleman in Boston a few weeks ago.
    Dude (into cellphone): I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR F//CKING JAW. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR F//CKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK--hold on, give me a second. There's a lady walking by.

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    Honestly,,
    some of the sexiest things about a guy
    is the way his voice sounds when he’s tired,
    the smirk of satisfactory he gets on his face
    when he knows he’s done something good,
    and the protective instincts he has
    when it comes to his girl.

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else

  4. happiest* happiest*
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    November 2, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    There’s a blind boy in one of my English teacher’s classes and last week our assignment was to write poetry about nature…
    this is what he turned in:
    Roses are black
    Violets are black
    Everything is black
    I can’t see.

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    how come in like every single book ever the weird awkward girl gets the hot popular guy like this is not how real life works

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 11:03am UTC
    It always amuses me when guys get nosebleeds. They seem so shocked
    and dismayed that this could happen. I mean, blood gushing out of your body making it impossible to laugh or cough or cry without spurting sticky read liquid everywhere? That mus suck.

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 10:58am UTC
    I need a hot boy who thinks they're really ugly, so they think I'm out of their
    league, but actually they are way out of my league.

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    GUYS I ASKED THE CUTE BOY IN MY CHEM CLASS FOR A PEN AND AT THE END OF THE CLASS I WENT TO GO GIVE IT BACK TO HIM, I ENDED UP STABBING HIM IN THE HAND WITH IT AND IT WAS BLEEDING AND IF THAT DOESNT EXPLAIN WHY I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL.

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 2:03pm UTC
    i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went "oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    *boy looks in my direction*
    *He Could Be The One by, Hannah Montana starts playing*

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 2:04pm UTC
    marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you

  14. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 2:06pm UTC
    My mom just
    got mad at
    me because I don't have a prom date.
    I'm sorry that every guy in world thinks I'm a freak
    and would never ask me.
    I'm sorry that I'll probably never get married and die alone.
    But most of all, I'm so sorry to disappoint you.
    Again.

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    Dear lord please let me meet a fine piece of a.ss this school year.
    Amen.

  16. DoneAwayWithDrama DoneAwayWithDrama
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    One time I burped in front of this guy and he asked me out the next day....
    And they say burping is unattractive.

  17. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 2:35pm UTC
    ♥ There was this boy i had classes with
    I had the biggest crush on him.
    We would talk about different things usually nothing deep
    but then one night he told me he cuts and has attempted suicide many times before.
    My heart sank. He went on telling me no one cares. That he's worthless.
    I started crying. I told him how much I wanted to date him.
    But of course, he liked another girl. A mean girl. I warned him agaisnt telling her. But he didn't listen and we stopped talking.
    Fi nally he asked her out
    && She Laughed &&SaidShe'dNeverDateALoser
    HE ENDED UP COMMITING SUICIDE.
    I LOST MY BEST FRIEND.

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    Guy Friend: My ex just sent me the song Better Dig Two by, The Band Perry. What do I do?
    Me: Change your name, learn Spanish, dye your hair, and move to Columbia.

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 3:23pm UTC
    if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends

  20. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    I went into a store to ask for job applications and the guy helping me out was about 17 or 18 and he had flippy, blond hair and big blue eyes with glasses. His name tag said "Hello, I am Emotionally Unsable" and when I saw that I started laughing and said "You're my new best friend" and he smiled and said "That's the best news I've heard all day" and now I really want that job.

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