Gran Quotes

MoonAngel
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March 10, 2014 12:33pm UTC

Grandmum : You should eat more.
Brother : Sorry gran , I think I'll just go upstairs , thank you
Grandmum : C'mon , just a small slice of cake?
Brother : *Sigh* , No really I'm fine.
Grandmum : Well , if you say so. But you should learn things from your sister
She eats everything that stands in her way and look at her!She looks so healthy.
Brother : You mean fat.
Grandmum : wot
Me : Oh?
Me : *Maliciously picks up knife*
Brother :
Grandmum :
Dad :
Cat :
Dog :
Mum :
Goldfish :
Me : *Cuts cake and continues eating*

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BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
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July 8, 2013 11:23am UTC

WHAT
is laughter without your stubborn Gran to sit there with a straight face?

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XXnazXX31*
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June 11, 2013 7:14pm UTC

Cancer may have beaten you granma, but we all know how strong&amazing you really are; we'll all miss you so much and we won't ever forget you! I can promise you that all us grandchildren will take care of each other; and we will make you proud. You've taught us to be strong for our parents and that's what were going to do; you deserve so much my beautiful granma, and now you finally get your peace in heaven along with your family- you belong in Paradise my beautiful. No birthdays, christmas &any other occasion will ever be the same,you're jokes/sayings/kind talk will be missed:'( who am I meant to go to now if me and my mum argue:'( I always used to run to you so you could shout at her lmao:') but we promise to live of your memories and your words;you're going to be missed so much words can't explain! But its you're time, you're our shooting star and were glad you're no longer in pain:'(</3 12/7/1950- 23/5/13♥

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