Grammar Quotes

TheCovertComic
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December 17, 2022 3:15am UTC

Every synonym for 'ersatz' is superior to it.

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TheCovertComic
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February 17, 2018 5:15pm UTC

The term 'common parlance' isn't.

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Virginia Doran*
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September 27, 2014 10:38pm UTC

I have no reason to be upset do I? Because if we dont expect anything we cant hurt we can't feel we can live of the indorphince of our own brains of the blood that trickles down our arms or the pills we take the placibos thay feed us saying it will make us better the sugar pills that just let us get worce...., lets just live by the art on our arms and leggs and now stomachs cause our hearts kill us

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Morgan*
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July 15, 2014 1:23pm UTC

People on YouTube be like"you're grammer is wrong"

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Ashleyray123
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June 17, 2014 9:59pm UTC

I don't have bad grammar, I have excellent grammar....the problem is I type too fast and think of things too fast...every time I find a misspelled word in a quote of mine, it annoys me so much

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absent *
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June 17, 2014 6:03pm UTC

When you post a quote with a typo and you mentally kick yourself through the entire waiting period of it being 'marked for deletion.' Oh gosh.

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Ashleyray123
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June 8, 2014 6:43pm UTC

I hate when I misspell things! So annyoing. I never mess up a text message because i type slowly enough to where I look over all my grammar
I don't use words like "lol, omg, brb, luv," or any of those other words that are cute sounding
I use full words, I take the time to type out each one correctly.
What I hate is that I am such a fast typer, when I am using a computer, I want to type out my words so fast, and I misspell words sometimes
It bothers me....I just like typing things out a certain way

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capsized*
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June 7, 2014 2:56pm UTC

theirye’re*

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Ashleyray123
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June 6, 2014 1:42am UTC

I like to use words in thier full meaning when I speak and when I write
I'm not being stuck up
I am not stuck up
I get called stuck up, because I'm quiet
Being stuck up means you think you are better than other people
I don't think I am better than other people
Smarter than some people, yes
I am not quiet because I am stuck up
I am quiet because I am not the most confident
Sometimes I am quiet because I want to be
If I don't want to talk to someone, I am not going to
I talk a certain way, I write a certain way, and I think a certain way
I learned how to use intelligent words at a really young age
Of course people thought it was weird
I would rather be considered weird for being smart
than average, or stupid
Some people are so loud, and so desperate for attention
that its annoying and it looks bad
Being quiet or shy really isn't a bad thing
It means you don't have to reveal everything about yourself
You have mystery about you, and in my opinion, that makes a person
more interesting, the less you know about them
I think grammar and the way people speak, says so much about them
Some people talk
and they literally sound so unintelligent
I know words like this are popular with lots of people
words like "omg, lol, haha, ain't, ya'll, wtf, brb, btw, luv" and a bunch of other phrases
I guess I am alone in my opinion about this, but I hate talking to people who talk like this
It annoys me
I would rather use big words, and proper grammar.
I would rather type out a message, text or email, and have it be clear, with each word spelled out
Maybe that's the writer in me
Maybe I'm weird
But again, weird isn't a bad thing
It's better than being average, and boring, and like everyone else

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Ashleyray123
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June 3, 2014 5:04pm UTC

Misspelled a word in my last quote. That is going to bug me for the rest of the evening. Grammar is really important to me, and so is proper spelling. If I misspell something, or use improper grammar, it really gets to me....It also really bothers me when other people do it..If I email or text someone, and my grammar is incorrect, I instantly wish I could resend the email or text with the right grammar or spelling...sounds weird, I know

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Ashleyray123
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May 28, 2014 3:19pm UTC

Proper grammar makes you sound so much smarter, when you speak and when you write. And being considered smart isn't uncool. It's actually very cool to be smart. It's not cute or cool to be stupid or to talk stupid or act stupid. If you want to seem smart, start with the way you talk. It makes all the difference. Never underestimate the power of speech and words and how you pronounce them

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Calibri (Body) *
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May 17, 2014 8:03pm UTC

Unable to eat diarrhea
Unable to eat, diarrhea
COMMAS
USE THEM

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TellitTotheFrogs*
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May 4, 2014 10:19pm UTC

[i got your love letters,]
CORRECTED THE GRAMMAR, AND SENT THEM BACK

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Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
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March 31, 2014 2:24pm UTC

Are you one of those people who has to use proper grammar, spellings and punctuation no matter who you're talking to? I am. =D

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ArcticBrittany
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March 23, 2014 12:38pm UTC

Please never hesitate to correct me on aything. From grammar to lyrics. Anything. This might sound a bit sarcastic but i'm being serious.(Thoughts&RequestsbyArcticBrittany)

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BravoSierra
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March 1, 2014 9:38pm UTC

THEY'RE going THERE with THEIR friends while YOU'RE with YOUR friends.
It's not rocket science people.

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
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February 20, 2014 7:27pm UTC

and the day i found
out that it was chill to start sentences
with conjunctions, my life changed
forever.
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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flyingbacon7
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February 4, 2014 10:47pm UTC

You know what's attractive?
When a guy has propper grammar
I guess you could say I'm a nerd
But a guy who actually spells out his words
And uses grammar rules
Just wins my heart

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Dishonored*
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January 14, 2014 2:33am UTC

thou shalt not trust those
who don't use thee oxford comma.

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CharliesTheName
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January 7, 2014 7:15pm UTC

English class today
Teacher: Based off of these essays we need to have a basic grammar lesson.
Teacher: Which one sounds right? 'I run good' or 'I run well' ?
Teacher: Anybody? Fine.
Teacher: Charlie.
Me:
Me:
Me: I don't run at all.
Teacher: Go sit in the corner.

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