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Best God Quotes This Week

  1. LostUntilTheEnd LostUntilTheEnd
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 11:07pm UTC
    And when there's no God, what are you religious people going to do?

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    "Don't try to be anyone else because that's what makes you not swaggy."
    - an actual quote from Justin Bieber

  3. p0kemon p0kemon happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 5:44pm UTC
    Obama & an Interviewer:
    Interviewer: You look great!
    Obama: I feel great!
    Interviewer: How much do you weigh?
    Obama: About 180.
    Interviewer: 180. It looks good on you, That's about where I am and it doesn't look good on me.
    Obama: You look sharp!
    Interviewer: You haven't seen me naked.
    Obama: And lets keep it that way.

  4. TheHalfbacksGirl TheHalfbacksGirl
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    Screw God.
    I've grown up believing and worshipping a god faker than barbie. If there was a god, why the hell didn't he help me? Why did you just let us all fall into this horrible darkness? I thought you were supposed to love us. Help us. Guide us. If there is a god he's not who we think he is. He's a vantriloquist, a puppet master, and we're all just the sad pathetic dolls he uses for amusement.

  5. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    Dear God,
    Today I woke up.
    I am healthy.
    I am alive.
    Thank you.

  6. bella5296 bella5296
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 10:41pm UTC
    When you're feeling all alone, turn to God.
    He'll be there beside you.
    When you're having a hard day, turn to God.
    He'll help you through it.
    When you're struggling and don't know what to do, turn to God.
    He'll steer you in the right direction.
    When you're feeling like nobody cares and just want a friend to talk to, turn to God.
    He'll listen. And He WON'T judge you.
    When you're feeling lost in a world 100 times bigger than you, turn to God.
    He'll save you.
    I don't see any negatives here.
    Give God a try.
    I guarantee you won't regret it.
    No hate please.
    Please.

  7. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    God knows
    we're worth it.

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    God spent a long time crafting you,
    and God doesn't make worthless things.

  9. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    all i want in life is for kanyes daughter to go to northwestern university ok thats all i want

  10. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 10:32am UTC
    lightning is just the flash on God's camera when he's taking selfies

  11. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 6:09pm UTC
    Me: um mom you can stop cutting the crust off my bread now im in a gang

  12. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 7:56pm UTC
    Wanna know what I can't stand?
    When people try to rub it in my face that God doesn't exist. Like what are you accomplishing by throwing Religion in someone's face? Does it make you happy telling other people that their religion is wrong or fake? I can accept anyone's religious beliefs. I don't care if you don't believe in God, but don't go around telling me that I'm ignorant for believing in something different than you. I can believe in whatever I like and that shouldn't affect you. I don't go around saying people who don't worship God are going to Hell, so you shouldn't go around telling me that I'm stupid for believing in God. Don't tell me that God is fake, or that he uses our pain for his amusement. If you truly believe it, that's great, but don't say that to me just to make me feel bad.

  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 12:34am UTC
    I t's that moment when someone says something, and it hurts you. it hurts you badly. and your heart feels like it's being squeezed by a fist, your throat starts closing up, your eyes are stinging, and the only thing you can choke out is a tiny, defeated, "....oh."

  14. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    Me: God, can I ask You a question?
    God: Sure
    Me: Promise You won't get mad
    God: I promise
    Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
    God: What do u mean?
    Me: Well, I woke up late
    God: Yes
    Me: My car took forever to start
    God: Okay
    Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
    God: Huummm
    Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
    God: All right
    Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
    God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
    of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
    Me (humbled): OH
    GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
    Me: (ashamed)
    God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
    Me (embarrassed):Okay
    God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
    Me (softly): I see God
    God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
    Me: I'm Sorry God
    God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
    Me: I will trust You.
    God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
    Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
    God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
    REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
    Worth posting.

  15. TheHalfback TheHalfback
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 6:41pm UTC
    sometimes i wonder if there is a greater presence like god or allah or whatever name you have for him
    because if hes there
    he's one he//ofa jerk to leave all the terrorists and war down here.

  16. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    The Kingdom of God
    is inside you
    and all around you.
    Not in a mansion of wooden stone.
    Split a piece of wood and God is there.
    Lift a stone and you will find God. ♥

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 4:33pm UTC
    I imagine being God is a lot like playing an impossibly large game of Sims
    with the free will setting on and the only rule is you can't tell any of them what to do. You just have to stare at the screen and become increasingly angry when everyone continually makes stupid choices, like when they just stand in the middle of the bathroom for hours thinking about pancakes.

  18. Rebellion Rebellion
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 6:45am UTC
    Jesus: Listen, y'all love everyone, treat them how you would want to be treated.
    Society: Jesus, what if they're gay?
    Jesus: Did I studder?

  19. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    Do noodles end their prayers with
    "ramen"?

  20. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 9:24am UTC
    Throughout life people will
    make you mad, disrespect
    you and treat you bad. Let
    God deal with the things they
    do, cause hate in your heart
    will consume you too.
    -Will Smith

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