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  1. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 3:30pm EST
    ~format by gabikk~
    The feeling of joy when
    you find out someone you strongly dislike
    is absent from school.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 7:14pm EDT
    *gets down on one knee*
    will you go away

  3. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 11:42pm EDT
    If I have my headphones in,
    DON'T FÜCKING TALK TO ME.
    Please don't remove this!

  4. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 1:19pm EDT
    Whatever, b*tch. Have fun with your long distance hillbilly boyfriend.
    My "long distance hillbilly boyfriend" means more to me than you ever will, so hahahaha i am having fun. jokes on you muthafcka.

  5. DiNoLoVe DiNoLoVe
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 7:11pm EDT
    Some people
    are like clouds,
    Once they go away,
    it's a beautiful day.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  6. Just_Anoter_Witty_Guy Just_Anoter_Witty_Guy
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 3:39pm EST
    Me: Wow. Gay marrige is legal in the UK. Way to go UK!
    Dad: What? How can you not be against that, I think it's disgusting
    Me: Why would you think it's disgusting? They're normal people!
    Dad: No they're not!
    Me: Yes they are. If you were homosexual wouldn't you want to be treated like everyone else?
    Dad: No
    Me: Yes you would! You would fight for your rights!!
    Dad: You know if God wanted gay couples he would make two men or two women, but no he made a man and a woman
    Me: Only religious people believe in the story of Adam and Eve.
    Dad: Sure
    Me: I don't believe it, I think it's nonsense. We won't ever find out how all this was made!
    Dad: I'm done talking to you, you probably belong to the gay side anyway
    Dad: *walks out*
    Wow well doesn't he just love me

  7. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2014 10:15pm EST
    I literally wish
    I could give a hug
    To every single person who is in pain right now

  8. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 3:34pm EDT
    dont give me responsibilities when there's a computer near by

  9. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 3:40pm EDT
    *gets down on one knee*
    Will you go away?

  10. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 2:18pm EDT
    Gun against my skull,
    barrel to my brain,
    trigger clenched tightly,
    I break down into tears,
    because no matter how much i want it,
    I can't make it easy
    like a bullet through my head

  11. SimpleGirl SimpleGirl
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 5:38pm EDT
    you actually think I care about what you say
    about me? lol, as if.

  12. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 6:37pm EDT
    So, I have someone in my phone who I named "Muggle" because they didn't like Harry Potter. I don't even know who it is now.
    O_o

  13. Hanny* Hanny*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 5:15pm EDT
    I hate that
    whatever I go on,
    Witty, Wattpad, Twitter...
    People I know always find me.
    I have nowhere to hide anymore.

  14. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 12:52am EST
    Just shut your mouth and
    find someone else to fight with,
    If there is evidence out there,
    I will find it,
    and oh boy will i throw words
    like knives at you.
    And for advice?
    Learn your arguement before
    you tell me XD

  15. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 11:39pm EST
    Obviously i should have left.

  16. littleshrimp littleshrimp
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 11:33am EDT
    if you were really sorry,
    you wouldn't have done it in the first place.

  17. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 5:46pm EST
    DID YOU KNOW
    onions make you cry because they whisper mean things to you and you can only sub-conciously hear them???

  18. Melrose* Melrose*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 3:52pm EST
    dad,
    i went to my room to get away from you.
    please dont follow me.

  19. MollyPopLollyPop MollyPopLollyPop
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 11:15am EDT
    Things I cant stand on facebook
    #2
    Never-ending game invitations

  20. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 4:02am EDT
    *gets down on one knee* Will you go away? please?

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