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  1. macccy_xo macccy_xo
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    "dude look at the personality on that girl"
    "dang man i'd talk to her all night long"

  2. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    Unless you physically see me
    opening a tampon, don't just assume that because I'm angry, I'm on my period because that's just annoying and tonight when you're sleeping, I will "just assume" you are dead and bury you in the backyard.

  3. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    Log in loser,
    we're going blogging

  4. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    Want to know why I'm single?
    You meet a guy, randomly start talking one day, he compliments you on everything he can: "you're gorgeous", "you're cute" etc.. he asks about your past relationships, you tell him you've been hurt before he says " I would never hurt you", you tell him some funny life stories, he tells you his. he starts flirting with you and you start to think he's a really nice guy, you then flirt back. He asks for your number, you give it to him straight away. Quickly; speaking to him becomes your daily routine, you count on him speaking to you, and whatever he does you smile instantly. He asks about your day and you speak all night. The night conversations are always the best. He always asks you if you're tired or you want to go to sleep but you say no and stay just to talk to him. You get butterflies every single time he speaks to you. You now tell your friends how much you like him. You're over the moon. You feel like the happiest girl in the world. but then one day, he randomly stops talking to you, stops putting the effort in and you have no idea why, you know something's changed but you're confused. He stops putting the effort in and you become all clingy and feel like a pest every time you pick up the strength to say "hi" to him, you come to a conclusion that its all your fault and he's mad at you for whatever you have done. He says "sorry, i've been busy" so, you let it go, but for days after maybe weeks and he's still busy constantly. every time you talk to her it becomes an argument, over the most stupidest of things.. you then stop putting the effort in thinking it works both ways, but it doesn't. You then stop speaking, weeks or months go by and you still haven't spoken. You notice that they call every other girl "perfect" and all the other things he called you. He's fine without you. He has already moved on and you're still mad and upset. You still hope that one day he will pop up and everything will go back to how it was, back to normal but you know that will never happen, you now compare every other guy to him. He forgot about you a long time ago, and you still don't want to believe you got played.
    And that my friends, is why I'm single.

  5. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    I don't understand why girls make such a big deal about periods.
    I mean yeah, they suck, but at least we don't have to push like a fcking watermelon out of our vajayjay every month.

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 10:05am UTC
    Girls are attracted to a//holes because, in elementary school, girls
    were told, "If he's mean to you, that means he likes you." The Da Vinci code has been cracked.

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 8:37pm UTC
    It scares the living crap out of me that there are some girls my age
    with children. Like, how do you even deal with that? I can't even keep my Sims alive without cheats.

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    I hate that guys think that every girl is an insecure wreck that feels bad
    about herself and stuff, so they put, "You're beautiful." on signs and say sh.t like, "Every girl deserves to be called a princess." Like, we're not a f.cking charity.

  9. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 2:55pm UTC
    I'll take a girl with a sharp wit. Wits never sag.

  10. basicallyeric basicallyeric
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 10:15am UTC
    I went to go pick my sister up after school to take her to the mall, and I saw her and her group of friends, and I yelled:
    "Get in loser, we're going shopping!"
    All her friends think I'm the coolest brother ever, and she hates me, but it was worth it.

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 11:03am UTC
    It always amuses me when guys get nosebleeds. They seem so shocked
    and dismayed that this could happen. I mean, blood gushing out of your body making it impossible to laugh or cough or cry without spurting sticky read liquid everywhere? That mus suck.

  12. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 6:44pm UTC
    When people
    Say "shes nice once you
    Get to know her,"
    It pretty much means
    ---------- Shes a bi/tch but
    You will get use
    to it .

  13. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    "All girls are the same."
    Actually, we're not. The only thing we have in common is what is between our legs, and that probably won't be you if you say that again.

  14. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    Women give birth.
    We would literally have the power to end the human race,
    if we all decided in unison to boycott humanity.
    So boys, you better start treating your girls right.
    You have no clue who you're f/cking with.

  15. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    Girls never get mad FOR no reasons.
    It may be over something small or stupid.
    But there is always a reason.

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 2:38pm UTC
    Don't call a girl
    S|ut if she's wearing short shorts
    A b-tch if she's proving a point
    A flirt when she's just bing nice
    Obsessive when she's just in love

  17. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 9:01pm UTC
    Guys remember this:
    Girls do matter
    Girls remember this:
    Guys do matter
    Society remember this:
    Everybody does matter

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 2:57pm UTC
    teacher in 2012: okay guys today we're going to look at an old classic movie called romeo and juliet
    teacher in 2142: okay guys today we're going to look at an old classic movie called mean girls

  19. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    So you like bad girls, huh?
    Well then, you'll love me because I'm bad at everything.

  20. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 2:43pm UTC
    My mom got a Jesus shaped flashlight
    just so whenever someone says “I can’t see” she can be like “Let jesus light the path”

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