Best Girl Quotes Ever

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 11:55pm UTC

Every girl on Wtty: I'm ugly *actually gorgeous*
Me: I'm ugly *actually ugly*

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Hale_Storm18
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April 2, 2013 7:30pm UTC

Someone: That's so gay
White girl: OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST SAID THAT. DID YOU? DID YOU REALLY. YOU KNOW, LOVE IS LOVE, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S BETWEEN A BOY AND A BOY OR A GIRL AND A GIRL OR A BOY AND A GIRL, IT'S LOVE. GAY SHOULDN'T BE USED AS AN INSULT, I HOPE YOUR HEAD IS CUT OFF AND THROWN INTO A GAY BAR.
Someone: That's so gay
Gay person: I know, right?

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happiest*
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November 8, 2013 2:09pm UTC

when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

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happiest*
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August 26, 2013 3:01pm UTC

Girl: "Am I pretty?"
Boy: "No."
Girl: "Do you want to be with me forever?"
Boy: "No."
Girl: "Would you be upset if I walked away?"
Boy: "No."
Girl : "Would you cry if I died?"
Boy: "No."
She had heard enough and was hurt so she walked away with tears rolling down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm, and said, "Also,slept with your best friend."

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 3:19pm UTC

An engineer and a doctor were in
love with same girl. The engineer
used to give her an apple every day.
Why..
?
Because an apple a day keeps the
doctor away.

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sugarfreak
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March 1, 2013 1:43am UTC

One day I'm going to wake up, roll over on my side,
and kiss the love of my life good morning
♥ ♥ ♥

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animallovers46
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 8:27pm UTC

Nerd Girl Problems #2:
When the movie is different than the book, and everyone loves the movie.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 10:08am UTC

Pretty Girl: It's not hard to get a boyfriend
Me: *leaves*

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happiest*
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October 26, 2013 4:07pm UTC

I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t

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happiest*
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November 25, 2013 3:42pm UTC

omg so in one of my morning classes this girl was eating a banana and the professor was like “dO YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO SHARE” and the giRL PULLS LIKE EIGHT BANANAS OUT OF HER BOOKBAG

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happiest*
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October 30, 2013 2:45pm UTC

how come in like every single book ever the weird awkward girl gets the hot popular guy like this is not how real life works

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Hale_Storm18
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May 20, 2013 5:11pm UTC

Oh, so you're into girls who don't follow rules, huh?
*bites into string cheese stick without peeling* Mmm taste the rebellion.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 4:45pm UTC

Boy and girl: *playing 21 questions*
Girl: What's your favorite color?
Boy: Triangle. So, you a virgin?

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sugarfreak
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 6:43pm UTC

Using Mr Parker
♥ Logan ♥
C h a p t e r 36
As I walked to Mr Creeds office, all eyes were on mine and as I waited to go inside his office, I played with my thumb nervously wondering what I could say to him. I couldn't let Zach lose his job, I wouldn't.
Mr Creed smiled at me and said, “Come in, Logan.” I sat down on one of the chairs noticing Zach wasn't in there. “So, I'm sure you've heard of the accusations about you and Mr Parker. A student showed me the picture of you clearly kissing Mr Parker. Please explain.”
“Mr Creed...” My voice trailed off. “May I see the photo?”
“Of course.” With that, he grabbed his laptop and showed me a picture that Zach and I kissing. You could clearly see that was me but you couldn't exactly see Zachs face because of how the picture was angled. I laughed, trying to make it seem as real as possible. “Is something funny, Miss Hant?”
“Thats not Mr Parker. I would never kiss him, thats my ex-boyfriend, Jake. He and I broke up a couple of weeks ago because he moved to England.”
Please believe that, I prayed silently.
“Logan... I'll have to speak to Mr P-” He was cut off by Zach entering the room and taking a place next to me.
I knew he didn't know what I had said so I quickly said, “Mr Parker! I am so sorry about the accusations, I mean, I don't know who would say that was you in that picture. I should explain, thats my ex-boyfriend and I. It's actually funny because you guys look nothing alike!” I laughed, hoping Zach would catch on.
“Zach, son, is it true? Thats not you, is it?” I knew it'd be hard for Zach to lie to his uncle so I was worried about what he'd reply with.
“Yes, that isn't me, Uncle.”
“I am really sorry about this. Now that you said it, it doesn't look anything like you, Zach but being the principle I had to ask about it.”
“Of course, Mr Creed,” I said, sweetly.
“Just out of curiosity, who sent the photo around?” Zach asked.
“Courtney Laze,” he replied. “She will be dealt with for making such serious accusation. If anybody gives either of you a hard time, please contact me and I'll have something done about it.”
“Thank you.”
“Logan, you can return to your classes. I'll write you a note.” I nodded and he handed me a paper.
“Thanks again, Mr Creed and sorry about everything, Mr Parker.” I met Zachs eye and looked away, instantly. I walked out and went to get my books from my locker. On my locker was a pink post it note that read, 'sl//t'. I tore it off and threw it violently in the bin before collecting my books. My mind kept going back to the note.
I felt like a sl//t. I had used my teacher after all.
I was about to walk to class but Zach stopped me.
“Meet me at my apartment at 6 today,” he whispered, sending chills down my spine.
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Teaser: What if my dad didn't leave my mother and I?
{A/N Nice save Logan! See guys, there was nothing to be worried about. I would never make my fictional husband, Zach Parker, go to jail or get fired. I'm about to go count up the votes on that quote that I uploaded about my next story so next time I upload, I'll tell y'all what story I shall write next}

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CharliesTheName
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September 17, 2013 4:21pm UTC

If I were a girl I'd probably just use my period to get away with everything
My boss: Charlita! Why didn't you do this project when I asked you to???
Me: I'm on my period.
My boss: You should go home and get some rest.
My boss: Completely paid for.
My boss: Actually take the whole week off.
My boss: And you know? Take my car.
My boss: Just don't scratch it.
My boss: Actually, go ahead and scratch it. I don't care.
My boss: Just leave.

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sugarfreak
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February 12, 2013 12:34am UTC

Using Mr Parker
♥ Logan ♥
C h a p t e r 39
He pulled away from me and shook his head. I bit my lip, looking away from him, my cheeks red from embarrassment. He had just rejected me. I deserved it, though, I did. How silly had I been for thinking he'd actually want to kiss me, thinking he'd actually want to be with me again.
“How do I know?” he asked, suddenly.
“Know what?” I asked.
“Know that this isn't some game to you.” My eyes flickered down to my hands and I didn't reply. What was I supposed to reply with? “This isn't a game to you, is it, Logan?” Zach asked after a minute.
“Of course not!” I exclaimed, loudly.
“Logan,” he begged. “Please see where I'm coming from. I just had to ask...”
“I'm sorry, of course you did but Zach, please believe me when I say that nothing with you was just about that bet. I fell for you and I guess I'm paying the price. You deserve someone better, someone who didn't use you.”
“You're wrong.” Zach was so quiet I almost didn't hear him. I looked up from my shoes and saw Zach staring at me tenderly, his expression soft. “Can you do me a favour?”
“Anything.”
“Tell me what your feelings are, what do you feel for me?”
“I'm in love with you,” I told him, honestly. I was scared at how he'd react. I wanted to run, runaway anywhere. I didn't like the way he was looking at me at that moment. I had never been good at reading people and I didn't even have a clue what Zach was thinking right now. Suddenly, Zachs home phone started ringing.
Ring ring.
Zach didn't even budge.
Ring ring ring.
He still didn't reach for the phone.
“Are you going to get that?” I asked, gesturing towards the ringing phone.
Ring ring ring.
“No.” I gulped, nervously. “Say it again,” he demanded.
“W-what? 'Are you going to get that?'” I recited, confused. Zach broke out into an amused smile and chuckled, quietly. “Not that,” he bit his lip.
“Whats so funny?” I groaned.
“I just wanted you to tell me you love me,” he grinned. His grin matched the humongous one on my lips.
“I love you,” I told him.
“Good,” he murmured.
“Good?”
“Yeah 'cause if you didn't feel the same way as I felt, I wouldn't be able to do this,” with that, he kissed me.
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Teaser: "At the end of this you're going to realise that it was just a silly school girl crush and my brother is going to end up with a broken heart."
{A/N Feedback?}

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sugarfreak
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February 14, 2013 3:33am UTC

Using Mr Parker
♥ Logan ♥
C h a p t e r 42
I suggest listening to 'I won't give up' by Jason Mraz while reading this
Love is a four letter word,
love is something that is illustrated so simply.
Some people think that when you find that special person that nothing could go wrong, nothing could break you apart but I don't think thats true. When you find that special someone thinks will break you apart, things will make you scream and things will make you smile but these things just make us stronger.
Everything that Zach and I have gone through only shows how strong we are, we will over come anything that is thrown our way.
I never really understood the word love, I would ponder and ponder but never had I thought that the person you fall in love with is would become that special to you.
Quite honestly, I would give my left arm for Zach.
I was lying with him on his couch and had just finished telling him what happened with my dad. We were sitting in comfortable silence, we didn't need to say anything to enjoy this moment. Our legs were tangled with each other and my head was on his chest, his heart beat was soothing.
“You're amazing, you know that?” I blushed.
“You're prettyvdamn amazing as well,” I told him. His eyes met mine, they were enthralling in the most amazing way. He didn't reply, he just smiled and kissed my forehead.
“Tomorrow, at school, when I put up two fingers look around wherever we are for something written in green,” he told me.
“What?” I asked, confused.
“Just do it,” he demanded.
“You're so weird,” I laughed.
“If I remember, a couple of minutes ago you were telling me how amazing I am,” he winked and kissed me.
I had never kissed anyone except Zach but I wondered would it still feel this special? Would I be left breathless and with my heart fluttering after each and every kiss? Would I feel the sparks and fireworks?
I asked myself those questions, knowing the answer.
No.
***
I was sitting in Zachs class, we gave each other sly glances occasionally. “I'm going to hand Jackeline a paper and she's going to pass it back. I want everybody to write one thing down, something that you're too scared to tell your peers. You can write it anonymously, no one will know you wrote it,” Zach told the class.
“Why are we doing this, Sir?” Somebody from the back called out.
“Because,” Zach shrugged, leaving me curious. He handed Jackeline a piece of paper and she scribbled something on it, handing it back. Soon it came to me and I immediately knew what I would write.
I love him in a way no one would understand
I looked up at Zach and smiled, he put two fingers up and I remembered our conversation from when I was at this apartment. He told me when we were in class and he put two fingers up to look around and find anything written in a green pen. I looked around but couldn't find anything and then my eyes flickered to the paper. In green writing, right at the bottom, was written:
I won't give up on us
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Teaser: "Where are we going?" I asked Zach as he continued driving. "We're going to meet my family," he grinned.
{A/N So, how many of you actually listened to the song while reading the chapter? I wrote it listening to it on repeat so yeah... (: What did you all think? How'd I do? HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! }

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sugarfreak
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February 19, 2013 1:40am UTC

Using Mr Parker
♥ Logan ♥
C h a p t e r 46
“It's not that funny!” I exclaimed as my mum, Zach and my dad laughed hysterically. They were laughing about me running after the newest edition to the family, Cookie and falling in the pool. Just two weeks ago I had graduated and just two weeks ago my parents excepted Zach into the family.
“Mum, dad, this is my boyfriend, Zach Parker.”
It felt like we met a century ago.
“Hurry up Logan,” Zach chuckled, teasingly as I rolled my eyes and put my shoes on. He was still laughing after seeing me fall in the pool.
As Zach and I walked out of the house, I asked, “Don't you have any sympathy for your girlfriend?” I crossed my arms over my chest and raised my eyebrows. Zach smiled, sweetly and kissed me.
“I love you,” he told me.
I sighed, “You cannot do that every time I'm mad at you.” Zach and I arrived to the shops in no time and walked around hand in hand. I had called him yesterday telling him I had wanted to go to the shops and maybe watch a movie. He didn't say no, of course, he was just as excited as I was about being able to go out in public. Though, nobody had actually seen us together. Firstly, we went and watched one of the movies that had just came out and then I spotted a group of girls and guys I knew from school.
“Oh my gosh! Mr Parker?” A girl from our grade cried out and then she saw me. “Logan?” I noticed her stare at our intertwined hands and just smiled. “Guys,” she called her friends. I wasn't exactly the closest with most of the girls but Rachel and Jasmine were also with them. I felt so awkward at that moment, I didn't think that it'd feel this way. They all looked at our hands and said nothing.
“It's nice seeing you guys...” I said, my voice trailing off.
“Yeah,” One of the girls – Joe said. “Are you guys like together or something?” She asked.
I nodded, biting my lip, “Yeah.”
Zach coughed, “Well I'm going to leave you to catch up with your friends and go get a table and order some food. Nice seeing you girls.” Zach kissed my lips softly and walked off.
“Who would've thought,” Jack, one of the guys there said. “I never would've pinned you for a girl who would bang their teacher.”
I just shrugged, “Guess you didn't know me that well.”
“I think they make a cute couple,” Rachel spoke. “I can tell he loves you. A lot.”
“They do,” the other girls agreed and we spoke a while longer before I walked off to find Zach. I found Zach sitting at a table with some food in front of him. I sat down opposite him and he handed me my food. After we walked around the shopping centre for a while and then went to Zachs apartment.
We had one of the music channels on and I was dancing around his apartment singing, “But tonight I'm feeling 22!” Zach sat on his couch, watching me with an amused grin on his face. I walked over to him and straddled him.
“I love you so much,” he breathed and kissed my lips. It was magic the way his lips connected with mine.
“I love you too, Mr Parker,” I said not being able to get rid of the silly grin on my face.
“What's got you so happy?” he asked, removing a strand on hair that fell onto my face.
“Everything's just so perfect,” I replied.
Zach gave me a questioning glance as I softly chuckled.
To think this started off with me thinking I'd ever be able to leave Mr Parker.
THE END
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Teaser for epilogue: I was his and he was mine.
{A/N There will be an epilogue! It might be out tomorrow or Thursday idk but yeah guys... :( This is the last chapter of UMP & I am so sad! Ahh!}

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sugarfreak
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February 21, 2013 3:25am UTC

Using Mr Parker
♥ Logan ♥
E p i l o g u e
Nobody understood love fully until they had fallen helplessly.
The way Zach and I met was unfortunate, nothing would have just been automatically perfect and it gave me a sense of pride to be able to say that we didn't give up even when things got tuff.
“Baby,” Zach called. “Come back to bed.”
“No,” I shook my head, a smile spreading onto my face. “We can't be late for the ultrasound!” I exclaimed. “It's the first one.”
“I know, I know,” he huffed. “I just wanted to cuddle.”
“We can cuddle later,” I replied and grinned, excitedly. “I can't wait until we get to see our baby.” Zach rolled out of bed, groaning sexily.
“I can't wait either, baby, what time is it? Do I have time for a shower?”
“Yeah but make it quick!” I told him as I shooed him into the bathroom.
“Nu-uh, where's my good morning kiss?” I rolled my eyes but went on my toes to kiss him gently for a few moments before walking to do the bed. It had been been 7 years since I was in high school and now, Zach and I were expecting our first child. When we first found out, Zach was so proud and told just about everyone. We got married 3 years ago and they had been the best 3 years of my life.
Justin had a girlfriend of 3 years and Grace was still single. I haven't spoken to Courtney since high school and it honestly hadn't affected me.
In record timing, we were in the car and driving to the Ultrasound. When we got there, we waited for the doctor to be able to see us. I was bouncy in my seat. “Calm down, Logan,” Zach chuckled.
I glared at him. “You didn't just consume like 5 litres of water!” Zach kissed my forehead and I sighed, putting my head onto his shoulder. Zachs hand was intertwined with mine and around 20 minutes later we were called in.
“Logan Parker?”
Oh how I loved the sound of that.
I bounced into the room and got ready for my Ultrasound with the nurse in the room. Zach sat next to me and grinned. The doctor came in, a smile on his face and clapped. “Right, how are you two?” he asked. Soon, he was putting the cold jelly like substance on my stomach and then he showed us a monitor. “This,” he pointed to the screen. “Is your baby.” To most people, what was on that screen was a bunch of spots and blobs but to me, it was my baby and I couldn't help the silent tears that fell down my face. The doctor went on to tell us about our babies health and both Zach and I left the room with big grins on our face.
“This is so surreal,” I murmured.
“Thank you so much, baby,” Zach said as he wrapped his hand around my waist.
“For what?”
“For being my wife, for being understanding and wonderful and now giving me a child.” He smiled at me, sweetly. “I love you so much.”
I was his and he was mine,
And our love was infinite.
"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams" - Dr. Seuss
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{A/N Ohmygosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh. I am freaking out right now, I cannot believe this story is over :( It's so weird knowing I'll never write about Zach and Logan again but they'll be in my next story Beautiful Disaster at least. I am honestly so upset right now, this story means the world to me. I want to say a HUGE thank you to each and everyone of my amazing readers. You guys are the reason I continue writing. Pretty please leave me a comment on what you thought of the story c: It'll make me really, really happy! My next story will be up in a week or two so you can comment for a reminder for Beautiful Disaster. I love you all <3 Thank you. }

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 11:03am UTC

It always amuses me when guys get nosebleeds. They seem so shocked
and dismayed that this could happen. I mean, blood gushing out of your body making it impossible to laugh or cough or cry without spurting sticky read liquid everywhere? That mus suck.

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