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𝓍𝒫𝑒𝓇𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉𝐼𝓃𝓈𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓉𝓎*
posted a quote
August 11, 2017 5:13am UTC

"𝓘 𝔠𝔞𝔫'𝔱 𝔣𝔞𝔠𝔢 𝔪𝑦𝔰𝔢𝔩𝔣 𝔴𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝓘
𝔴𝔞𝑘𝔢 𝔲𝔭 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔩𝔬𝔬𝑘 𝔦𝔫𝔰𝔦𝔡𝔢 𝔞 𝔪𝔦𝔯𝔯𝔬𝔯
𝓘'𝔪 𝔰𝔬 𝔞𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔡 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤"
-𝓢𝒆𝒆𝓽𝓱𝒆𝓻

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Raxin
posted a quote
June 14, 2016 3:58pm UTC

I gift you all jewels still underground as beautiful in their original state as you are in yours.

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ayshau123
posted a quote
June 1, 2015 9:13am UTC

Instead of a period every month could I just get chocolates saying,
"congratulations you aren't pregnant this month"

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
January 2, 2015 11:50am UTC

When you give someone a gift and they ask
what it is. Like you really think I'm going to tell
you before you have even opened it even though
it's directly in your hand? Lol. No.

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ControlledChaos
posted a quote
November 28, 2014 2:53pm UTC

I love finding money in my clothes
It's like a gift to me
From me!

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JoushaSpan
posted a quote
October 5, 2014 3:38pm UTC

"Bueatiy iz a Gift From God Never Take it For Granted"

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OhStephh_*
posted a quote
August 3, 2014 12:05pm UTC

Its nearly my 18th birthday and i have no idea what i want!

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Crazy girl*
posted a quote
June 15, 2014 2:07pm UTC

Another day, another gift from God.

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
June 2, 2014 1:35pm UTC

I'm getting a Mac book pro, laptop for next school year!
It's going to be my Graduation/Getting in to college/Christmas/18th Birthday/everything I'm ever going to get, gift!
I'll have my own computer, for the first time in my life! It should be here any day now. Woooot woooooooooot!

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express_colors
posted a quote
April 9, 2014 12:20pm UTC

Yesterday is history,
Tomorrow is a mystery,
But today is a gift.
That's why we call it the present.
-Winnie the Pooh

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ocean pixie*
posted a quote
March 10, 2014 11:59am UTC

The best gift you could ever give me:
- a hoodie of yours
- a plane ticket to your house so I can hug your face
- a picture of you so I can pretend you're next to me
- something that smells like you
- you know what
- just put yourself in a box
- I'd like that the best
- thanks

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happiest*
posted a quote
February 21, 2014 3:36pm UTC

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice

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happiest*
posted a quote
February 21, 2014 3:34pm UTC

isn’t it weird to think that you might be drinking the water that someone drowned in and that you might be breathing in the same air that last left a dying person’s lungs and that gift you gave someone that was wrapped in recycled paper might have been someone’s suicide note and that the box jellyfish has 64 anuses

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KayleighJean
posted a quote
February 20, 2014 10:57pm UTC

Hello guys
I am working on a surprise for the wonderful wittian Lyric. (wouldyougodownwithme)
If you know him well, are good friends with him, or if he's affected you in any way
please get in touch with me ASAP if you want to be part of this surprise.
♥♥♥♥

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theyareallpretenders
posted a quote
January 28, 2014 6:43pm UTC

When a present gets too big,
it becomes a bribe.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 8:15pm UTC

For Christmas, I got my cousin's
husband two zombie apocalypse
weapons, because he's really into
that. One was a knife and one was
a tomahawk- there was other really
cool ones, but I figured I'd get him ones
that were practical (unlike a f.ucking
war hammer man, what are you going
to do with that until there are zombies?)
He loved them, like, that was one of the
most honest "omg, I love it" reactions I've
ever gotten on a gift I gave someone. He
actually took a picture of them and put them
on Facebook saying how awesome they
were. And idk, it just made me really happy
to see because he called me his cousin.
Not "my wife's cousin" or something like
that; he actually considers me family.
Like, I don't know it's just a really good feeling
when you make someone that considers
you family really happy from something
you gave them.

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ecawesomeness
posted a quote
December 25, 2013 10:14pm UTC

❝
Someone I loved once gave me
a box full of darkness
it took me years to understand
that this, too, was a gift
❞

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
December 25, 2013 5:35pm UTC

I got a new laptop for Christmas. I'm speechless.

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SumziDaSasster*
posted a quote
December 21, 2013 2:38pm UTC

I Love Finding Money
In My Pocket
It's Like A Gift To Me...
From Me.

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Lainee_9904
posted a quote
December 18, 2013 1:14pm UTC

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Story time? So today, I got the most amazing gift ever from my best friend. She knows that ever since I discovered Machine Gun Kelly and his music, that I've been totally obsessed and in love. And this morning when I come to school, there's a present sitting in my locker and of course it's from her but she was nowhere to be found.I opened in and I saw it was a poster and I just thought to myself that it had to be something to do with Machine Gun Kelly, and surely enough it was. Ahhh! It was a poster with one of my favorite quotes from one of his songs off of his first album and not only did it have the quote itself, which would have been amazing all on its own, but there was the picture that went behind it, too. I don't really know, I'm just super happy. I then proceeded to tell her that I won't be hanging it on my wall next to other posters, but I will be framing it and hanging it up like the peice of perfection it is. Oh, Machine Gun Kelly, you're royalty..
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