Best Ghost Quotes This Year

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 3:24pm UTC

I just told my mom I died at birth and I've been a ghost the entire time, just
growing and manifesting into the daughter she'd lost and she's like, "Well, please go to the light because I am tired of your sh.t."

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伤*
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 12:50pm UTC

ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
*door creeks*
ghost hunters: oh so your name is william

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 8:34am UTC

There could be a ghost agressively break dancing
beside you right now and you'd have
no idea

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neonraver7
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 12:01am UTC

So My Friend And I Went To A Haunted House...
*All of a sudden, a zombie pops out*
My friend: F*ck me!
Zombie: But we only just met!
Me: ...
Zombie: ...
Kid behind us: ...

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SunKissedBeauty
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 12:40am UTC

so i walked into my brother’s room he was asleep and i knocked something over and he said “if you’re a ghost or some sh.t please f.ck off im too tired for this”

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 8, 2013 1:51pm UTC

if i ever had a ghost problem, i’m gonna first make a circle out of glue and then sprinkle salt onto the glue
HAHAH GHOSTS TRY AND BLOW THE SALT AWAY NOW YOU TURDS

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 5:24pm UTC

.•*¨¯¨*•. .•*¨¯¨*•.
.•*¨¯¨*•.(.....*•-•´ `•-•*.....).•*¨¯¨*•.
.•*¨¯¨*•.¸..`•-•*…..).•*¨¯¨*•..•*¨¯¨*•.(.…..*•-•´¸.•*¨¯¨*•..
`•-•*.…..`•.,¸_¸,.•´…...*•-•´`•-•*..…`•.,¸_¸,.•´……*•-•´
For THe roTTen Bones oF THe sea wITH
skulls stretched into delirium, for the wild ghouls that set fire to the ghost towns of the ocean.
.•*¨¯¨*•.……………….............……………….•*¨¯¨*•.
`•-•*…..).•*¨¯¨*•.…………………….•*¨¯¨*•.(…..*•-•´
.•*¨¯¨*•.(.…..*•-•´ ¸.•*¨¯¨*•..•*¨¯¨*•.¸..`•-•*.….).•*¨¯¨*•.
`•-•*…..`•.,¸_¸,.•´.…..*•-•´ `•-•*…...`•.,¸_¸,.•´.…..*•-•´

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 11:46am UTC

"After midnight the ghosts come out"
I now understand that they meant the thoughts.

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haannnahhhh
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 1:54pm UTC

there could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you'd have no idea

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Immortality*
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 10:39pm UTC

What if a ghost is in love with me
and is using its powers to keep boys away from me because that would explain a lot

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Steve*
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 10:32pm UTC

There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing
beside you right now and you'd have no idea.

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*blushes*
posted a quote
June 20, 2014 9:17am UTC

I am
more
of a
ghost
than a
human

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kiss_my_scars
posted a quote
May 1, 2014 1:53pm UTC

I am a ghost in a body covered with scars

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LostUntilTheEnd
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 5:06pm UTC

Monsters are real, ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win.
- Stephen King .

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send_me_a_smile
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 10:05am UTC

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"Video games don't
affect kids. If Pacman had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music"
Format by Breeze

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Steve*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 3:23am UTC

It's all fun and games until you realize that casper the friendly ghost is a dead child
nmq

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