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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    marijuana isn't a getaway drug that
    leads to harder drugs. it's more of a drive thru drug that leads to french fries and frosties.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 12:17pm UTC
    waiter: have i kept you waiting long?
    me: no, but did you know that there are 3,269 tiles on the ceiling?

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