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  1. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    Earth: I'm so hardcore

  2. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    I swear if no one dresses
    as Regina George from Mean Girls for Halloween and goes 'boo you w.h.o.re' i will

  3. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 8:43pm UTC
    I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer.
    Then it hit me.

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho

  5. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 1:29pm UTC
    Me: hey do you mind doing me a favorite

  6. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    my parents named their kid after me

  7. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2014 1:54am UTC
    HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE?
    HE GO ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID "I DON'T WANNA BE OBAMASELF"

  8. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    Cashier: That'll be $17.67
    Me: *hands over $20*
    Mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS

  9. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 12:17pm UTC
    Me looking at cute boys: help i'm falling and i can't get up

  10. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    Next time I choose a new
    computer I'll be like, "yes, this one is just my type"

  11. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    *grandad voice* you kids with your instant graham

  12. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    I am so not a nerd!!
    I can promise you, i'm totally √.

  13. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    How many calories does twerking get rid of?
    A butt load.

  14. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    A book just fell on my head.
    I only have myshelf to blame.

  15. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    homophobia is stupid. i mean, who the hèll is afraid of homes

  16. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2014 2:58am UTC
    there are over 500 types of pasta. Wow. the pastabilities are endless

  17. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    Me: *passes by Forever21*
    Forever 21: 50% off sale!
    Me: *awolnation voice* SALE

  18. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2014 9:45pm UTC
    i'm coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven't been worn in months. this is exciting

  19. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2014 12:37am UTC
    *at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I've done is absolutely
    KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

  20. kyle the creator* kyle the creator*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    you shouldn't kiss anyone on january 1 because it's only the first date

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