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  1. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
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    July 12, 2015 5:41pm EDT
    In this house we believe in magic, we have epic adventures once upon a time and in galaxies far away we do wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff while going where no man has gone before. We know the answer to everything is 42 and that the odds are ever in our favor. We do cosplay and passion and we aim to misbehave. And we don't care what others think because in this house we do geek.

  2. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2015 7:48pm EDT
    I'm more smarter than all of you.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2015 12:18am EDT
    don't judge a book by its cover.
    my math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it. i did not enjoy myself at all.

  4. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2014 8:20pm EST
    I'm addicted to Linkin Park, but tonight I'm breaking the habit.

  5. revolutionary* revolutionary*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2014 8:01pm EDT
    Shoutout to librarians
    oh sorry

  6. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2014 1:29am EDT
    with great power comes a great electricity bill

  7. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2014 3:40am EDT
    I heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

  8. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2014 11:48pm EDT
    if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that George Bush was once informed that
    4 Brazilian people were killed in Iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

  9. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2014 12:37am EDT
    *at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I've done is absolutely
    KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

  10. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2014 3:54am EDT
    you are currently a 'basic bítch' please upgrade to 'premium bítch' for only three payments of $19.95

  11. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2014 11:01pm EDT
    why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
    because then it'll be a foot

  12. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2014 4:14am EDT
    Need an ark like asap? don't worry, i Noah guy

  13. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2014 2:58am EDT
    there are over 500 types of pasta. Wow. the pastabilities are endless

  14. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2014 9:45pm EDT
    i'm coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven't been worn in months. this is exciting

  15. #wishicouldgetyouback* #wishicouldgetyouback*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 5:24pm EDT
    So this weekend I went to a dance.
    Me and my friend went, it was an FBLA event..
    A dance with hundreds of strangers.
    For me, it was amazing because no one knew me.
    It would be a one night thing.
    Yes, I did ask a guy to slow dance.
    Cutest guy everCutest guy ever.
    And the thing is,
    I didn't feel desperate
    or alone
    or sad like I usually do
    at dance
    My point is, if you want something to happen..
    go get it.
    Get up
    Get out.

  16. #wishicouldgetyouback* #wishicouldgetyouback*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 5:23pm EDT
    So this weekend I went to a dance.
    Me and my friend went, it was an FBLA event..
    A dance with hundreds of strangers.
    For me, it was amazing because no one knew me.
    It would be a one night thing.
    Yes, I did ask a guy to slow dance.
    Cutest guy everCutest guy ever.
    And the thing is,
    I didn't feel desperate
    or alone
    or sad like I usually do
    at dance
    My point is, if you want something to happen..
    go get it.
    Get up
    Get out.

  17. #wishicouldgetyouback* #wishicouldgetyouback*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 5:22pm EDT
    So this weekend I went to a dance.
    Me and my friend went, it was an FBLA event..
    A dance with hundreds of strangers.
    For me, it was amazing because no one knew me.
    It would be a one night thing.
    Yes, I did ask a guy to slow dance.
    Cutest guy everCutest guy ever.
    And the thing is,
    I didn't feel desperate
    or alone
    or sad like I usually do
    at dance
    My point is, if you want something to happen..
    go get it.
    Get up
    Get out.

  18. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2014 10:00pm EDT
    Everyone, both boys and girls, need to realize that it's not only looks that matter. Looks are important, disagree with me if you want, but it usually takes the physical appeal to draw someone in, whether it's face, body, actions whatever it took for them to notice. You can be the most beautiful/handsome person on earth and be the biggest bïtçh/áśśhole on earth at the same time, or you can be the ugliest person on earth and be the nicest one. Yeah you are most likely to get into the pants of the prettier one, but once you get to actually know them, you will finally realize why all pretty people don't always end up with other "pretty" people. Three words : they don't care. They want to be with them and they would rather be with a not-so-cute nice, awesome over a cute bïtçh/áśśhole. They want to be with them because they are pretty on the inside and in the end, that's what matters.

  19. piercethegabrielle piercethegabrielle
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 12:46am EDT
    YO MAMAS SO DIRTY I KINDLy helped her clean behind her ears with a gentle wash cloth and cucumber scented dove soap

  20. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2014 1:54am EDT
    HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE?
    HE GO ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID "I DON'T WANNA BE OBAMASELF"

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