Geek Quotes

*compassionate soul*
posted a quote
July 12, 2015 5:41pm UTC

In this house we believe in magic, we have epic adventures once upon a time and in galaxies far away we do wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff while going where no man has gone before. We know the answer to everything is 42 and that the odds are ever in our favor. We do cosplay and passion and we aim to misbehave. And we don't care what others think because in this house we do geek.

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
May 8, 2014 3:44pm UTC

This quote
M u s t b e
h i l i g h t e d
t o b e r e a d
or else strangers,
robbers,
Death Eaters,
orcs,
muggles,
Nazgul,
Voldemort,
the Capitol,
and Fire Nation Troops
will be able to read it.

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
February 9, 2014 8:10pm UTC

“Picking five favorite books is like picking the five body parts you’d most like not to lose.”— Neil Gaiman

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ArmagedonNinjaX
posted a quote
December 18, 2013 1:56pm UTC

Some things are better off unseen. Like my browser history.

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Phishy
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 3:15pm UTC

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Okay so I'm in the library
and I plugged in my headphones
to listen to some study music,
but I didn't plug it in all the way
so some music was playing out loud.
Everyone could hear it.
I didn't realize this
till the librarian came over
and notified me15 minutes later.
"You didn't realize your music was playing aloud?", she asked?
"No," I said. "Nobody told me, and I didn't hear it".
"I didn't mind. You have good taste in music," the girl next to me said.
A couple other people around me nodded.
"Well, you still have to shut it off," the librarian said.
I've never been so embarrassed
and flattered at the same time
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Phishy
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 8:32pm UTC

Format chickittylover
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Have yourself a snowy little TARDIS,
Let your hearts be light,
Imagine
The Doctors could all reunite.
Have yourself a snowy little TARDIS,
They'll have a field day
Hopefully
The Daleks will be miles away.
Here we are as in olden days,
On those Gallifreys of yore.
Companions who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more.
Through the years
We all will be together,
Space and time allow
Until then, we'll have to muddle
through somehow
So have yourself a snowy little
TARDIS now.

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Primadonna*
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 10:31am UTC

Im not even completely punk or geek.
im like a weird mix of the two.

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Petyr Baelish*
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 8:01am UTC

30 day challenge
1. 15 facts about you
2. Initials of the person you love
3. Your closest friends
4. The thing you most fear
5. The saddest moment in your life
6. Favorite sport
7. Favorite song
8. Your deepest secret
9. First impression of the guy you like now
10. Last time you cried
11. Thing closest to your heart
12. When you hear this song you cry
13. Place you wanna visit badly
14. Favorite book
15. Favorite animal
16. Favorite show
17. Last time someone hurt you
18. The story behind your life
19. Person who scares you the most
20. Last major injury
21. Favorite youtube video
22. Phone type
23. Biggest confession
24. Last break up
25. Last heart break
26. The day you regret the most
27. First friend
28. Favorite drink
29. A letter to someone in your family
30. A letter to a friend
day 14-
sooo many books!
To Kill A Mockingbird
Geek Girl
Uglies
Pretties
Jammy Dodgers On a The Run
The Eleventh Orphan
Icebreaker
all Goosebumps books
Casino Royale
day fifteen-
All animals, but mostly a lion or polarbear

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CityOfConspiracy
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 2:48pm UTC

I dropped out of school to become the ultimate pokemon master.

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Carolinagurl50
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 1:13am UTC

IDIC
Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations
-Star Trek <3

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justkiddiing
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 5:18am UTC

geeky pick up lines
Is your name Slartibartfast?
because you build my world

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Tman89frost
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 6:00pm UTC

Why I don't talk to my grandmother that often:
Grandma: I missed you, How's college?
Me: It's fun, I met a few people who got me into Dungeons and Dragons.
Grandma: Stay away from that! Just trust me on this.
Me: Why?
Grandma: Because it leads to Devil worship!!!
Me: I really don't have time to worship Satan because of my class schedule, so don't worry.
Grandma: *Gives me the death glare*

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Cats_Are_My_Only_Friends*
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 6:29pm UTC

I know I'm just a 7th grader but I look back on 6th graders and think WOW we were geeky!!!!!

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UND3R
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 5:30pm UTC

*Girl half naked with nerd glasses on, posing cutely* Omg guys, I'm such a nerd !!!1!1 Lol1!!1 :P
Me: You disgust me.

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Heyitspoppy
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 4:06pm UTC

IM GONNA MAKE THIS SIMPLE. AND CLEAR!
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SO WHAT US DIRECTIONERS NEED TO DO IS GO ONTO THE
BEST SONG EVER VIDEO AND CLICK BACK FORWARD BACK FORWARD AND
REPEAT,
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Dishonored*
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 10:05pm UTC

I'm considered the geek-squad
for my entire family. I mean,
do you know how hard it is to
talk a 65 year old woman through
the steps of installing a new browser
over the phone, because her facebook
games don't support internet explorer? Very, very hard.
and oh god, she just bought a cell phone.

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neyloveschuuu
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 11:34pm UTC

me without you is like
a sneaker without laces,
a geek without braces,
asentencewithoutspaces.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 11:20pm UTC

Pi: Get real.
Square root of -1: Be rational.

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*VA VA VOOM*
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 3:53pm UTC

Friend: Geek alert!
Me: Who you calling a geek...
Friend:*Discreetly pointing at me*
Me:*Punches her in the arm*
Friend: Oww, have mercy on me...
Me: Hmmm let me think, NO...
Both:*Laughing like lunatics*
A minute later...
Me:*Says something funny but stupid*
Friend: You're such an idiot!
Me:*Looking at her with blank face*
Me:*Blinking*
Me: A minute ago you called me a geek...
Friend: Cos you are one...
Me: Now you call me stupid...
Friend: Cos you are...
Me:*Frowning*
Me: I'm getting some mixed messages here...

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Erinbean98
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 8:55pm UTC

I'm the type of person,
who can have a sneeze
echo throughout the classroom,
and never get a "bless you"
/.\

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