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Best Future Quotes This Month

  1. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 6:37pm UTC
    *20 Years From Now*
    Daughter: Hey, mom, I like this band-
    Me: Omg, I'm so sorry.
    Daughter: Sorry?
    Me: I'll call the teachers.
    Daughter: Why are y-
    Me: To let them know your grades will be dropping
    Daughter: Why will-
    Me: I'm afraid it's al down hill from here.
    Daughter: What are you talking ab-
    Me: You might as well say goodbye to your friends.
    Daughter: But I-
    Me: Want me to help you with your blog?
    Daughter: I don't have a-
    Me: You will.
    Daughter: But-
    Me: Shh. It's already done. There's no turning back.
    Follow for a follow. :)

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 3:08pm UTC
    if i ever had a daughter
    me:what are you doing there on your computer?
    daughter:um, nothing.
    me:is that witty profiles?
    daughter:yeah
    me:OH MY GOD CAN I SEE IT?
    daughter:what? NOOOOOO, no no nonono. it's nothing interesting, just stuff about that show i like.
    me: do u know Steve?
    daughter:wait, how do you know abou-
    me:DO YOU WRITE funny quotes?
    daughter:
    me:DO you vent in there?
    daughter:
    me:ARE YOU witty FAMOUS?
    daughter:
    me:
    daughter:well, i only have a few thousand followe-
    me:OH MY GOD I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
    daughter:
    me:
    daughter:
    me:
    daughter:
    me:
    daughter:
    me:follow 4 follow?

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 10:16am UTC
    Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realizes that they are actually just marking students for their memory and not their intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sitting and memorizing stuff that they're not going to use in the future.

  4. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    So, since my school is K-8, my first period class gets to read to little children.
    But we each have a little buddy
    And my buddy
    She's gonna be a Wittian.
    Said she doesn't like going outside
    Likes watching T.V and going on the computer.
    Doesn't realy like healthy foods.
    Guys this adorable first grader is gonna be a Wittian.
    How many of these little children
    could be out there

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 4:40am UTC
    fun fact of the evening:
    every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death

  6. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2014 12:11am UTC
    "Dear future daughter:
    1. When you're at some party, chain smoking on the roof
    with some strange girl with blue hair and exorbitant large
    dark eyes, ask her about her day. I promise you, you won't
    regret it. Often times you'll fine the strangest of people have
    the most captivating of stories to tell.
    2. Please, never mistake desire for love. Love will engulf your
    soul, whilst desire will emerge as acid, slowly making it's way
    through your veins, gradually burning you from the inside
    out.
    3. No one is going to save you, anything you've ever read
    or heard otherwise is bullsh/t.
    4. One day a boy is going to come along who's touch feels
    like fire and who's words tase like vanilla, when he leaves
    you, you will want to die. If you know anything at all, know
    that it is only temporary.
    5. Your mental health comes before school baby, always. If
    its midnight, and you have an exam the next day but your
    hands have been shaking for the past hour and a half and
    you're not so sure you want to be alive anymore, pull out that
    carton of Ben and Jerry's and afterwords, go the f/ck to bed.
    So what if you get a 68% on the exam the next day? You took
    care of yourself and at the end of the day that will always
    come before a high test score. To hell with anyone who tells
    you differently."

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.

  8. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you'll escape it one day, and how awesome it will be, and imagining that future keeps you going, but you never do it. You just use the future to escape the present. -John Green.

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    forget
    yesterday. it has already forgotten you.
    don't sweat
    tomorrow. you haven't
    even met yet.
    open
    your eyes to a truly
    precious today, instead.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  10. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    I'm just so excited to finish school and move away to a beautiful city
    and live in a cute and cosy apartment. Find a job that I love, meet
    new lovely people, explore the world, go to new places I've never
    been before and have everything together for once.

  11. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 5:34am UTC
    Am I the only one with like 30+ future celebrity spouses?

  12. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 12:46am UTC
    Guys.
    I am officially a high school graduate.

  13. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 3:22pm UTC
    Picking up our kids from school in the future
    Me: yo shawty time to go
    Child: mom, not this again...
    Me: aye stop hatin! yolo
    Child: mom, stop. you're embarrasing me.
    Me: swaggie.

  14. Princess* Princess*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 10:58am UTC
     
    like, i just wanna make art, read books and find someone who likes me enough to kiss my face
     

  15. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 7:30pm UTC
    I will use memories
    but I will not allow memories to use me.

  16. Alexwise Alexwise
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    Microsoft Word just suggested that I change "you're" to "you is" so yes, I am very very afraid of what the future of education holds.

  17. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    When people say the past doesn't matter, it does.
    Without your past you wouldn't be who you are in the future.

  18. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 10:21pm UTC
    She is clothed in strength and dignity
    and she laughs without fear of the future.
    Proverbs 31:25
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE

  19. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 9:58am UTC
    I really wish I knew who my future husband is going to be so I could stop wasting my time falling for guys I'll never have a chance with

  20. xele91097x xele91097x
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    witty profiles in 60 years: guys omfg i just got my hip replaced by a really cute 23 year old doctor

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