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  1. liams10inches liams10inches
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 1:42pm UTC
    ive just seen a picture of a brain in some KFC chicken, like nearly puked
    ahhaha also my mate went into KFC and asked for her money back because they only gave her 2 chicken strips insted of 3 x__x

  2. soccerald4 soccerald4
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 12:31pm UTC
    I just wanted to share with you what just happened walking to my class. So we walked past the nurse's office and saw what looked like orange juice, with a kid standing near it. i asked him "Is that puke?" he said yes. Someone else said "who puked?" He goes "Me." So we walked around it and saw my principal here is our conversation
    me- Uhhh someone puked down there..
    him- again?
    me- what? again?
    him- is it by the office?
    me- no.. did someone else puke?
    him- yah someone did by the office.
    me-....... *walks away*
    just thought i would share

  3. 91GreenDay97 91GreenDay97
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 11:45am UTC
    That "Mom, ugh." moment when you realize that she bought you the edited version of a CD. But you still love her anyway.♥

  4. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 3:40am UTC
    LIFE + LOVE = HAPPY
    LIFE - LOVE = SAD
    ------------------
    2LIFE = HAPPY + SAD
    LIFE = HAPPY + SAD
    -----------
    2
    LIFE = 1/2 HAPPY + 1/2 SAD
    THATS REAL LIFE.

  5. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 2:01pm UTC
    Whenever I make a quote, I'm like, "Wow, this is so great, I cannot believe I was smart enough to come up with it!!"
    And then I get 0-1 favs.
    I really need to lower my expectations.

:)

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