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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 23, 2019 12:17am EST
    Extraordinary (adj.) Even more ordinary than usual.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 23, 2019 12:15am EST
    To maintain good karma, drive on good roadma.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 23, 2019 12:13am EST
    Don't get eaten by that, you'll ruin its appetite!

  4. grownsimba grownsimba
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    February 20, 2019 8:14pm EST
    As long as it rhymes, everything will be fines.
    nmf

  5. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
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    February 17, 2019 9:41pm EST
    Are we human because we gaze at the stars,
    or do we gaze at them because we are human?

  6. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
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    February 17, 2019 9:36pm EST
    When he shall die,
    Take him and cut him out in little stars,
    And he will make the face of heaven so fine
    That all the world will be in love with night
    And pay no worship to the garish sun

  7. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
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    February 17, 2019 9:06pm EST
    Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them

  8. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
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    February 17, 2019 8:58pm EST
    i can hear the stars scraping against the sky

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 16, 2019 3:02pm EST
    The 'hate' in 'whatever' is silent.

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 16, 2019 3:01pm EST
    Philosophy is the longest distance between one point.

  11. *Freedom* *Freedom*
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    February 15, 2019 9:09pm EST
    this isnt lovethis is you using me to love yourself even more

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 9, 2019 3:54pm EST
    You'd be surprised how many things are fully hunky, but only partly dory.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 9, 2019 3:54pm EST
    The knowledge that the knowledge that knowledge is power is power is power.

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 9, 2019 3:53pm EST
    'If you can't understand my silence, how will you understand my words?' she signed, in Vulcan.

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 9, 2019 3:52pm EST
    All lists are black.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 26, 2019 12:00pm EST
    It's not 'boom shakalaka,' it's bhoum shakhalaká.

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 26, 2019 12:00pm EST
    Papa was a rollin' stone. But he generally confined his rollin' to the TV room and kitchen.

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 26, 2019 11:58am EST
    A good conscience may be a continual Christmas, but save at least one night a year for Halloween.

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 19, 2019 3:27pm EST
    Whom the gods would destroy, they first make gods.

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 19, 2019 3:26pm EST
    I've never had a problem with rejection. On the contrary, I've always been able to reject stuff any time I want.

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