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  1. BommiandFriends BommiandFriends
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2018 12:39am EST
    Five Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed |Five Little Monkey Rhymes for kids |Nursery Rhymes - YOUTUBE
    Bommi and Friends top youtube channel present Five Little Monkeys Jumping On The Bed youtube video song for children’s. Taco is an animated energetic monkey and it has four friends near his home.

  2. *Freedom* *Freedom*
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    January 18, 2018 7:19pm EST
    i wish my mother would have told me
    it would be this hard just to want to live

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 13, 2018 3:12pm EST
    Is the idea that an idea that isn't dangerous isn't worthy of being called an idea dangerous?

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2018 3:10pm EST
    Sooner or later we all quote our mothers. – Bernard Williams – my mother

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 13, 2018 3:07pm EST
    Some change their party for the sake of lofty principles. Last weekend I changed my principles for the sake of a loft party.

  6. aumickmanuela aumickmanuela
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2018 9:15am EST
    I hate you when you're gone, I hate you turn me on
    I hate the way I need you when I don't know where you are
    I love it even more when I find you on the floor
    I know you think you hate me but I will always hate you more

  7. *Freedom* *Freedom*
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    January 10, 2018 12:27am EST
    i dont want to die without you

  8. *Freedom* *Freedom*
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    January 10, 2018 12:26am EST
    it's okay if you hate me
    i hate myself too

  9. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2018 12:11am EST
    it's okay if you hate me
    i hate myself too

  10. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2018 11:10pm EST
    This happens.

  11. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2018 10:57pm EST
    To do:
    [1] Stop making lists instead of doing.

  12. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2018 8:54pm EST
    YOU KNOW YOU'RE ON MY MIND.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  13. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2018 8:35pm EST
    "i need a break" he said
    but that was not what I heard
    what I heard was
    "you're not good enough"
    "you changed"
    "i need some space"
    "i thought you were different"
    "i need some time apart from you"
    "i cant live with you"
    "go away"

  14. *Freedom* *Freedom*
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    January 7, 2018 3:46am EST
    only reason I'm still here is because of you
    so please don't leave me

  15. Awesome_Sophia Awesome_Sophia
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2018 9:57pm EST
    ​If you can't fly, then run, if you can't run, then walk, if you can't walk, then crawl, but whatever you do, you have to keep moving forward.
    -Martin Luther King Jr.

  16. Awesome_Sophia Awesome_Sophia
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2018 9:54pm EST
    ​I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. c:
    -Thomas Alva Edison

  17. Awesome_Sophia Awesome_Sophia
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    January 6, 2018 9:44pm EST
    ​Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
    -Albert Einstein

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 6, 2018 1:16am EST
    Sh*t doesn't happen, happening sh*ts.

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2018 1:14am EST
    I tell everybody I couldn't care less, but deep down, I know I could if I applied myself.

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 6, 2018 1:13am EST
    Joel Siegel said "William Shakespeare wrote 39 plays and did not use the word 'suck' in any of them."
    Sorry Joel: 'Titus Andronicus' Act 4. Scene 2. Line 179.

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