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  1. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2017 6:13pm EDT
    but everytime you hurt me,
    the less that i cry
    and everytime you leave me,
    the quicker these tears dry

  2. The Quiet* The Quiet*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2017 2:18am EDT
    I wouldn't mind spending forever by your side.
    but a little space is nice as well.

  3. unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2017 4:39am EDT
    Twinkle Twinkle little star I wanna hit you with my car

  4. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2017 5:52pm EDT
    you can get addicted
    to a certain kind of sadness

  5. Novaturient* Novaturient*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2017 9:53pm EDT
    Sometimes when I'm having a bad day...
    I google image puppies.
    Seriously, how can you be upset with this little guy?!
    Aww

  6. After Pretty Odd Laughter* After Pretty Odd Laughter*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2017 6:37pm EDT
    30 Day
    Song
    Challenge.
    1. A Song you can listen to on repeat.
    2. A Song from one of your fave albums.
    3. A Song from your childhood.
    4. A Song that makes you feel strong.
    5. A Song that makes you sad.
    6.A Song that cheers you up.
    7. A Song that reminds you of your friends.
    8. A Song that reminds you of an ex or crush.
    9. A Song that reminds you of you.
    10. A Song that brings back bad memories.
    11. A Song that brings back good memories.
    12. A Song that grew on you.
    13. A Song from a musical
    14. A Song with a great music video.
    15. A Song that's better as a cover
    16. A Song that's better acoustic.
    17. A Song with great lyrics.
    18. A Song for the Summer.
    19. A Song for heartache.
    20. A song for car rides.
    21. A Song for the rain.
    22. A Song for dancing.
    23. A Song for making out.
    24. A Song for a lover.
    25. A Song from before you were born.
    26. A Song from a band that broke up.
    27. A Song you've seen live.
    28. A Song you want to see live.
    29. A Song by a band you don't usually like.
    30. A Song you recommend.
    Day 24: A Song for a Lover:
    Let me restate #2BusyDancing2GetKnockedOffMyFeet So I'll kicked this to Wannabe by The Spice Girls for the requirements IF YOU WANNABE MY LOVER.
    (i'M Not sorry).

  7. After Pretty Odd Laughter* After Pretty Odd Laughter*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2017 6:24pm EDT
    30 Day
    Song
    Challenge.
    1. A Song you can listen to on repeat.
    2. A Song from one of your fave albums.
    3. A Song from your childhood.
    4. A Song that makes you feel strong.
    5. A Song that makes you sad.
    6.A Song that cheers you up.
    7. A Song that reminds you of your friends.
    8. A Song that reminds you of an ex or crush.
    9. A Song that reminds you of you.
    10. A Song that brings back bad memories.
    11. A Song that brings back good memories.
    12. A Song that grew on you.
    13. A Song from a musical
    14. A Song with a great music video.
    15. A Song that's better as a cover
    16. A Song that's better acoustic.
    17. A Song with great lyrics.
    18. A Song for the Summer.
    19. A Song for heartache.
    20. A song for car rides.
    21. A Song for the rain.
    22. A Song for dancing.
    23. A Song for making out.
    24. A Song for a lover.
    25. A Song from before you were born.
    26. A Song from a band that broke up.
    27. A Song you've seen live.
    28. A Song you want to see live.
    29. A Song by a band you don't usually like.
    30. A Song you recommend.
    Day 23: A Song for making out:
    Now, unlike dancing your girl has really no experience with kissing, let alone making out. #2BusyDancing2GetKnockedOffMyFeet This one's gonna be a short one. Smooth by Santana ft. Rob Thomas (Escape the Fate also has a pretty solid cover of it for all you fellow emos out there) seems like it would do the trick 'cause it's a hot one.

  8. After Pretty Odd Laughter* After Pretty Odd Laughter*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2017 11:08pm EDT
    30 Day
    Song
    Challenge.
    1. A Song you can listen to on repeat.
    2. A Song from one of your fave albums.
    3. A Song from your childhood.
    4. A Song that makes you feel strong.
    5. A Song that makes you sad.
    6.A Song that cheers you up.
    7. A Song that reminds you of your friends.
    8. A Song that reminds you of an ex or crush.
    9. A Song that reminds you of you.
    10. A Song that brings back bad memories.
    11. A Song that brings back good memories.
    12. A Song that grew on you.
    13. A Song from a musical
    14. A Song with a great music video.
    15. A Song that's better as a cover
    16. A Song that's better acoustic.
    17. A Song with great lyrics.
    18. A Song for the Summer.
    19. A Song for heartache.
    20. A song for car rides.
    21. A Song for the rain.
    22. A Song for dancing.
    23. A Song for making out.
    24. A Song for a lover.
    25. A Song from before you were born.
    26. A Song from a band that broke up.
    27. A Song you've seen live.
    28. A Song you want to see live.
    29. A Song by a band you don't usually like.
    30. A Song you recommend.
    Day 20: A Song for Car Rides:
    I was gonna say Fast in my Car by Paramore, but it would most likely cause you to crash with how agressive it makes you feel. So, let's go with Car Radio by Twenty One Pilots for irony.

  9. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2017 4:06pm EDT
    all my scars are open

  10. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2017 3:28pm EDT
    we're just two ghosts standing in the place of you and me
    trying to remember how it feels to have a heartbeat

  11. Vladek Vladek
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2017 12:48pm EDT
    SHIPPING>STUDYING

  12. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2017 4:17pm EDT
    my hobbies include listening to incredibly politically incorrect music

  13. unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2017 9:01am EDT
    Did anyone hear about this man who sat next to Nick Jonas on an aeroplane and didnt know he was sat next to someone famous until his daughter told him via text! LOL

  14. LOVE_IS_PURE LOVE_IS_PURE
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2017 2:55am EDT
    Sometimes the threat is not those that oppose you, it's those that were supposed to be beside you. Loyalty is rare.

  15. Juz_Zum_Zombie Juz_Zum_Zombie
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2017 2:51pm EDT
    Wake me up..
    when September ends

  16. Juz_Zum_Zombie Juz_Zum_Zombie
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2017 8:20pm EDT
    If you don't call me..
    I'll understand.
    If you don't text me..
    I'll understand.
    If I forget you,
    You'll understand

  17. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2017 5:27pm EDT
    every now and then i fall apart

  18. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2017 5:11pm EDT
    you brought out the best of me
    a part of me i'd never seen
    you took my soul and wiped it clean

  19. xxherexgoesxnothingxx xxherexgoesxnothingxx
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2017 10:09am EDT
    Hey, imma put this under famous ,
    maybe i'll actually get famus on witty, and get sooooooo many likes. Who knows maybe just maybe i'll get that omce quote to make me witty famous.

  20. xxherexgoesxnothingxx xxherexgoesxnothingxx
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2017 9:57am EDT
    is it just me or am i the only one that listens to music and sings to my dog , and in the song i'm listening to i sing doggy, dog in it like i be listening to... you belong with with me by taylor swift , and the lyrics would go like" my doggy belongs to me doggy doggy dog. *singing* or something like that like i could be listening to anything and my doggy would jump up and the song just sounds right to misplace words with doggy. because i just love my doggy that much. AND im just really dorky LOL <3

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