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  1. quinn* quinn*
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    November 19, 2017 11:15am EST
    i love you Nicholas

  2. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2017 3:44pm EST
    in the middle of the night
    in my dreams
    you should see the things we do

  3. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2017 3:20pm EST
    she's like the sunflower
    that never looks back at the sun

  4. musicure musicure
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    November 15, 2017 3:07pm EST
    we are searchlights
    we can see in the dark

  5. *Freedom* *Freedom*
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    November 13, 2017 3:39am EST
    I was supposed to go hang out with a boy.
    I cut myself while shaving.
    I was bleeding really bad.
    I was way too embarrassed to tell him.
    But I did anyway.
    And he rushed to my apartment.
    With a first aid kit.

  6. Shauna1612 Shauna1612
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2017 8:19pm EDT
    Counting using your fingers because
    you're clearly quite the mathematical genius

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2017 4:21pm EDT
    The name of any animal sounds scarier if you put the word 'grizzly' in front of it.

  8. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2017 2:21pm EDT
    I don’t mind sharing gossip, but I won’t spread it.
    quote by Raxin

  9. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2017 11:55pm EDT
    “You hurt me,” she said.
    “And for the longest time, I was waiting for you to come save me. For you to tell me it was okay, and to tell me I would be fine.” “I’m just here to tell you that I did all on my own,” she said, “And I’m still here.”

  10. MyGerona MyGerona
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2017 4:10pm EDT

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2017 11:22am EDT
    The government that peers over your shoulder can also look down your shirt.

  12. Slim Shadys Baby* Slim Shadys Baby*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2017 7:31pm EDT
    If the snapchat filters can't make me cute nothing can

  13. dailymotivation dailymotivation
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2017 3:01am EDT
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  14. *Freedom* *Freedom*
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    October 15, 2017 12:19am EDT
    "Please," he cried, "Please just come over please"
    "I'm sorry, I'm never gonna hurt you again please come over"
    "I love you, you know I did please come see me"
    "I just cant go on without you"
    although im still hurting
    I just keep going back

  15. *Freedom* *Freedom*
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    October 15, 2017 12:13am EDT
    "you changed" he said.
    how did i change
    because i would flinch every time you raised your hand?
    because i would ask to check your texts after you hooked up with me friend
    because i would sleep on the couch for a week after you had se.x with me after i said no
    because i never argued with you anymore after you choked me against the wall
    honestly, i agree with you, i did change
    but i changed because of you
    not because i wanted to

  16. unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2017 2:24pm EDT
    See my pinkie see my thumb see my fist you better run wait hold back you need a tic tac not one not two but the whole six pack. Sorry to be mean but you need some listerine.

  17. xxherexgoesxnothingxx xxherexgoesxnothingxx
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2017 1:06am EDT
    Crap . I fell in love.

  18. Photography3823 Photography3823
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2017 12:11pm EDT
    Some people need a high five.
    In the face.
    With a mallet.

  19. quinn* quinn*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2017 6:05pm EDT
    I wanna wrap you up, wanna kiss your lips
    I wanna make you feel wanted
    and I wanna call you mine
    wanna hold your hand forever
    and never let you forget <3

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    October 5, 2017 3:43am EDT
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