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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 14, 2022 12:48pm UTC
    As if the economy itself isn't a gig.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 7, 2022 1:10am UTC
    Avoid those who attempt to establish dominance in relationships by diminishing the self-worth of others. If they're not willing to commit to diminishing your self-worth exclusively, you need to move on.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 7, 2022 1:08am UTC
    She walked into my life like a shopper walking into a closed sliding door an hour before the store opens.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 7, 2022 1:07am UTC
    ... Wait, the F in MILF doesn't stand for fathom???

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 30, 2022 3:01am UTC
    A nasal cavity for a nasal cavity makes the whole world anosmic.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 23, 2022 3:02am UTC
    I had a threesome last week.
    ... (OK, three onesomes, but it's algebraically equivalent).

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 16, 2022 3:46am UTC
    My French girlfriend says she wants to make love with me in Crème Fraîche. Where in France is that?

  8. Gxbbiecarter* Gxbbiecarter*
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    April 12, 2022 6:32pm UTC
    It's been a year since I've been on here and so much has changed and i cant believe how childish and crazy i seemed. I started to delete a few things then realized this is all apart of my progression and its interesting to look back on how i used to be. Moving forward I hope i continue to chnage into a much better person for myself, my family and my future family.<3

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 9, 2022 11:58am UTC
    I've finally stopped blaming everything on my mother. I bought a chaise longue to recline on while I'm blaming everything.

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 2, 2022 3:33am UTC
    A man or woman is truly successful to the extent he or she dedicates himself or herself to a life serving others or otherettes.

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 26, 2022 3:37am UTC
    The hand that feeds you is more nutritious than what you're being fed.

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 19, 2022 12:50am UTC
    Don't mind me. – Me, to my mind

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 12, 2022 5:50am UTC
    More mute while they're on talk, than talk while they're on mute.

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 12, 2022 5:50am UTC
    When I was 13, I thought adversity was a place you went to learn advertising.
    When I was 23, I realized that when I was 13 I was right.

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 12, 2022 5:49am UTC
    Some of my best friends I met in books. But then, I've always been partial to tiny, extremely flat people.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 26, 2022 3:34am UTC
    If you need anything, just let me no.

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 20, 2022 1:53pm UTC
    Who waxes indignant shall buff resigned.

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 12, 2022 4:40am UTC
    It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog it's fighting.

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 12, 2022 4:38am UTC
    I'll rage, rage against the dying of the light, right after my nap.

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 5, 2022 4:05am UTC
    If loving you is wrong, don't worry because I probably won't do it right.

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