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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 18, 2018 12:52pm EDT
    As if hanging up would make them drive any better.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 18, 2018 12:52pm EDT
    Letter to my future self: Could you please write a letter to my younger self and ask it to stop writing letters to my present self?

  3. *Freedom* *Freedom*
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    August 17, 2018 11:59am EDT
    Maybe I have fallen numb to the chirping of the birds early mornings, since I do not remember the last time they annoyed me. Rather they caused such a heavy weight to fall upon my heart, reminding me that I returned to consciousness, and was stolen from the illusion that consisted of dreams I wished my life reflected. Even the rays from the sunlight passing by the curtains and exploring my room, did not brighten my gaze, instead a long sigh escaped my mouth. I was alive. I was alive, one would say with excitement. Or rather, I am alive, correct? However, the feeling of being alive, I don't remember it, nor have I felt it in long years.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 11, 2018 12:58pm EDT
    In every obstacle, there's 'tacos.' This fact helps remind us that, even in the midst of life's struggles, it's important to take time to eat wholesome, good-tasting food.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 11, 2018 12:45pm EDT
    Women wear pant suits. Men wear dress pants. Let's keep it that way.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 4, 2018 4:14pm EDT
    He who hesitates at the lost and found is probably trying to be funny.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 4, 2018 4:12pm EDT
    For any motivational quote containing the word 'flaws,' substitute 'floss,' and the resulting insight will be even more empowering.

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 28, 2018 1:51pm EDT
    The term is 'in-law', not 'in-fairness'.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 28, 2018 1:50pm EDT
    God spelled backwards is not dog. God spelled backwards is delleps doG.

  10. Nicole🙊* Nicole🙊*
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    July 27, 2018 11:09pm EDT
    Quote of the Day:
    I thought there was a tear running down my face but it was just sweat.
    -FR

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 20, 2018 11:49pm EDT
    So many have paved the way before me, there's nothing before me but pavement.

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 20, 2018 11:48pm EDT
    For every innuendo, there's an innubeginningo.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 20, 2018 11:47pm EDT
    So many have paved the way before me, there's nothing before me but pavement.

  14. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
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    July 19, 2018 12:01pm EDT
    It was always you
    Falling for me

  15. феи* феи*
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    July 18, 2018 6:54pm EDT
    i shot an angel with my father's rifle
    .

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 14, 2018 1:18am EDT
    Mom warned me about girls like you, Mom.

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 14, 2018 1:17am EDT
    It says in the Talmud that we do not see things as they are, we see things as we are. And if you don't believe the Talmud, just ask a thing.

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 14, 2018 1:12am EDT
    The Zen you find at the top of the mountain is probably the Zen that fell out of my backpack.

  19. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
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    July 10, 2018 12:47pm EDT
    The loneliest moment in someone’s life
    is when they are watching their whole world fall apart,
    and all they can do is stare blankly

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 7, 2018 1:50pm EDT
    Say what you will about the doctrine of papal infallibility, but when I saw Pope John Paul II skiing on television, he didn't fall even once.

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