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  1. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
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    May 20, 2018 8:15pm EDT
    I promise
    I’ll see you
    on the other side

  2. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2018 8:09pm EDT
    I hope you know
    that you were worth it all along

  3. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
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    May 20, 2018 8:42am EDT
    my favorite part of today since i woke up was obviously the texts i woke up to but also the part where i accidentally exposed the f.uck out of some 12-ish year old...OOPS.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 19, 2018 5:08pm EDT
    Life is 10% what happens to you, 20% how you respond, and 70% analytics.

  5. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2018 4:26pm EDT
    hey, please understand me

  6. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2018 10:16am EDT
    hey, please understand me

  7. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2018 8:35pm EDT
    "Past to Future" 5.17.18
    Of all people, she chose you.
    You thought she'd be around forever,
    You took her for granted.
    Even the ones that were good for her,
    Of all people, she chose you.
    She waited and waited.
    Knew better to not,
    But guess what she did.
    She waited...
    And waited.
    The pain wouldn't stop,
    There was supposedly one way,
    But she still knew better.
    She still left.
    Even after waiting and waiting.
    Now that she's gone,
    You want her back.
    You're seeing she's happy without you.
    You're seeing she's doing
    What she can,
    not with you,
    But with him,
    And she's loving every minute of it.
    Of all people, she chose you.
    Between the two of you,
    she chose him.
    Of all people, if she had to...
    She'd still choose him than you.
    She knew better,
    And she did better.
    ~WIGBM

  8. quinn* quinn*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2018 2:52pm EDT
    damn now im even more heart broken, hahaha its funny right, bc its not like ur tryna get back wit me right XD

  9. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
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    May 16, 2018 7:46am EDT
    ~I cant tell if im more annoyed or heartbroken~

  10. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2018 7:22am EDT
    ~From your name with a blue heart and sport you love to Frickin Baaabe with my favorite color heart to It's Hurting with a broken heart. How did we get here so quick?~

  11. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
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    May 15, 2018 8:39pm EDT
    YOU SHOULDN'T JUST DO THINGS BECAUSE YOU THINK IT WILL HURT THE PERSON WHO HURT YOU
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  12. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2018 11:49am EDT
    ~You really don't f*cking understand, do you?~

  13. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2018 11:25am EDT
    ~\Funny when you finally trust, it gets broken again/~

  14. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
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    May 12, 2018 9:44am EDT
    "Everything" 12.24.17
    Anything, but Nothing and Everything.
    Don't give her the world,
    that's too much.
    Don't give her nothing,
    Do you even care at all?
    Don't give her what she wants,
    Don't give her what you want her to,
    Thats forcing her to take it.
    Give her what she needs,
    whether she says it or you think it.
    She doesn't need everything.
    Just enough.
    But sometimes enough isn't enough.
    Just don't give her what she doesn't want.
    You'll just waste her's & your time.
    If she needs something, but doesn't know what,
    it doesn't hurt to ask.
    though, you'll know if you focus
    on her eyes,
    on her lips,
    on her body language.
    Anything, but Nothing and Everything.
    Don't give her the world,
    that's too much.
    Don't give her nothing,
    do you care at all?
    Give her what she needs.
    ~WIGBM

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2018 12:35am EDT
    Working in IT doesn't mean I know how to say things in Klingon (... I mean, I know how to say 'things' in Klingon – 'Doch' – but that's pretty much all).

  16. Lightningplusthunder Lightningplusthunder
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2018 4:56pm EDT
    heres a song that i wrote. hope you enjoy :P
    i love you you love me i just wanna kill barney
    with a 1 shot 2 shot 3 shot 4
    i dont love you noo moree
    a friend told me that. now its stuck in my head XD

  17. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
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    May 11, 2018 7:45am EDT
    ~Having those conversations over something you're passionate about are the best things ever...but it's often with someone thats not who you'd wish it with.~

  18. *Freedom* *Freedom*
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    May 11, 2018 1:24am EDT
    how many times are you going to say it’s okay until you realize it’s not okay

  19. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2018 11:44pm EDT
    12.2.17
    I'm not broken,
    I'm just being readjusted
    because something in me
    malfunctioned.
    ~WIGBM

  20. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2018 11:39pm EDT
    ~I've convinced myself once again...I'm not loved, and I never truly will be...~

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