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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    June 6, 2020 2:44am UTC
    Note to self: When exploding onto the scene, make sure it's the right scene first.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    June 6, 2020 2:43am UTC
    Does counting the ways I love thee count as one of the ways?

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 30, 2020 1:58am UTC
    She offered fierce resistance. I politely declined.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 30, 2020 1:57am UTC
    On the other hand, man's humanity to man isn't all that hot either.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 30, 2020 1:56am UTC
    Never fish for compliments. Lob dynamite in the water.

  6. Gxbbiecarter* Gxbbiecarter*
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    May 23, 2020 3:49pm UTC
    i just had a dream, it was graduation, and we all graduated and we were all saying bye, and me and quincy were gonna go out to celebrate and a few other friends, including robert i guess in my dream me and him were good friends again and when i saw him after graduation we hugged and he whispered in my ear that he never stopped loving me and handed me a gift then quicy came up and said its from both of us it was a small wodden case, and there was a key but then quicy and rob said dont open it yet so i said okay, then after graduation we all randomly ended up in a water park and were all in bathing suits and i couldnt find quincy or robert, all i saw was a bunch of kids, and i helped a few because they were to small to swim on their own and then i realized after i got out that i didnt have the box anymore so i went to look for rob and quicy n i couldnt find either of them, so i looked everywhere for them and the box and so then i randomly ended up on top of some stadium looking thing and i was wearing a dress and i guess these people that i knew told me to go up with two other people and so we did and it had something to do with valuing your body image so after we got off i asked the girls if they have seen quincy or rob because ive been calling rob and quincy non stop and when they said no i just looked at my phone and saw a picture of me and rob hugging then kept looking at other ones of me and rob n me and quincy and so then the one girl marissa goes hey whats this, it was the box, so i grabbed the key from off the box and opened it, there was a pictures of me and quincy all around it but therr was also a mini box within it and another key with a tube of liqued so i tried to stick the key in the mini box but it didnt work so marissa suggested to dip the key into the tube of liqued so i did and then tried to open the mini box again and it works, and it was a necklace that looked just like the one he had gotten me for valintines back in 9th grade, and there was a little not as well in the box saying when i opened it to not put it on but to talk to him first so i locked everything back up and went to look for them then i ended back up to realsing from the hug from rob and him telling me to open it so i did and rob grabs the necklace and puts it on me, he apologized for what happened two years ago in 9th and 10th grade and thanked me for giving him another chance to be my friend and that he never stopped loving me and he wanted to fix his wrong to show how much he wanted me back and that not having me made him realize how much he was hut without me there, i smile while looking at him then me, him, quincy, and a few other people hop in this car, quincy was driving a friend was with quincy in the passangers seat, then two friends in the back seat then me and rob in the back back seat, so he looks at me and i look back and say what n laugh and he says if he could redo his wrong and have been with me and he was so sorry but i told him that it was okay and it was the past and then me and rob randomly popped up in a living room and we were watching a movie and he put his around me and i snuggled in bc we were close friends n i thought of it as a friendly thing then we finished the movie and he looks into my eyes and i do the same with him and all he says again is "i never stopped loving you" then i smiled and said "i tried to but it was to damn hard" then we kiss but not a normal kiss, like such a passion filled kiss and we were both happy, then we ended up back in the car just looking at eachother and we reached our destination as me and rob walked in it ended up being me and him at washinton just walking around and he says i cant even remeber going out with you, it was a waist of time, you messed up everything as always, so glade your gone, then all i saw was my face in tears but smiling and laughing....i woke up crying.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 23, 2020 1:24am UTC
    The pleasure is mined.

  8. Bri * Bri *
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    May 19, 2020 11:05pm UTC
    "When looking back no longer interests you, you're doing something right"
    But I will admit, looking back can be incredibly hilarious, embarassing and confusing all the f*ck at once

  9. charmander* charmander*
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    May 18, 2020 1:43am UTC
    I am currently 22 and remembered this website & logged in. I am now currently hot boxing a car with two people I graduated with. #corona

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 16, 2020 4:50pm UTC
    'Tis not the tempest we dread, but the water damage.

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 16, 2020 4:49pm UTC
    What you can't rise above, you may yet seep under.

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 16, 2020 4:48pm UTC
    People who don't need people are the second luckiest people in the world.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 2, 2020 3:01am UTC
    Some are born great, some achieve greatness, but most have greatness thrust up in them.

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 2, 2020 3:00am UTC
    The Insider Threat Principle. If you're not a threat, you're not qualified to be an insider.

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 2, 2020 2:59am UTC
    Before you 'just breathe,' please be considerate and have a breath mint.

  16. earthgrl_5 earthgrl_5
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2020 9:03pm UTC
    . Quiz .
    Name: dawna
    Birthday: may 20
    Current Location: bed
    Current Mood: bored, procrastinating
    Flower: poppy, sunflower
    Color: dark red
    Restaurant: I have many
    Store: Free People
    Shoe: short boots
    Animal: giraffe
    Drink: cherry coke
    This That or Both:
    Summer or Winter: summer
    Shoes or Purse: shoes
    Jeans or Skirt: both
    Showers or Baths: showers
    Rich or Famous: rich
    Diamonds or Pearls: diamonds
    Ke$ha or Lady Gaga: lady gaga
    Yoga or Sports: yoga
    Jacuzzi or Pool: jacuzzi
    Pink or Blue: pink
    White or Black: white
    Real tan or Tanning beds: real tan
    Preppy or Gothic: bohemian :)
    Eyeliner or Mascara: mascara
    Lip Gloss or Lipstick: lipstick
    Taken or Single: taken!
    Relationships or Flings: depends on my mood
    What's more important looks or personality: personality
    Crush?: always
    Do they know you like them: usually
    Do you believe in soulmates: i dont know
    Do you like romantic guys: as long as they're not lame
    Flowers or candy?: both
    Have you been in love: yes
    Did it work out: sometimes
    Has any guy ever cheated on you: no
    Have you ever cheated: no
    Who's your best friend: nicole and stayshia
    Do you tell him/her everything: yes
    Is this person number 1 on your friends list: is this myspace?
    Would you do anything for him/her: yes
    Can you be yourself in front of your girls: duh

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 25, 2020 11:56am UTC
    There's no pancreas for the world's problems.
    ... What? It's 'panacea?'
    That too.

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 25, 2020 11:55am UTC
    She told me she would make me forget the pain.
    … Who knew there was something worse than pain???

  19. LadyFranco384 LadyFranco384
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    April 22, 2020 11:37pm UTC
    This is incrdible to me. The last post I had on this site was from 1,922 days ago. This is my first login in since then. And absolutely nothing has changed.

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 18, 2020 5:01am UTC
    In my experience, 'stop, drop and roll' works for way more situations than just being on fire.


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