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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 20, 2019 10:53am EDT
    Troubleshooting n. The practice of injecting trouble intravenously, typically performed by trouble addicts.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 20, 2019 10:52am EDT
    Everything is survivable, except survival.

  3. *Freedom* *Freedom*
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    April 19, 2019 11:32am EDT
    If I findThe man who loves meThe man who needs meMore than you ever did

  4. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
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    April 17, 2019 10:18pm EDT
    Take me home
    I wanna go
    And I'm sorry I can't love you
    I'm sorry I can't make you see who I am.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 13, 2019 11:03am EDT
    You go your way, and I'll go thine.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 13, 2019 11:02am EDT
    Nobody knows how it feels to be me, except it.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 13, 2019 11:01am EDT
    When you reach common ground, check to make sure you're not sinking.

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 13, 2019 11:00am EDT
    An intelligence test measures one's ability to get out of having to take it.

  9. Lozza* Lozza*
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    April 10, 2019 4:18am EDT
    "I know a planet where there is a certain red-faced gentleman. He has never smelled a flower. He has never looked at a star. He has never loved any one."

  10. Lozza* Lozza*
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    April 10, 2019 4:15am EDT
    "I know a planet where there is a certain red-faced gentleman. He has never smelled a flower. He has never looked at a star. He has never loved any one."

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 30, 2019 1:24am EDT
    The Law of User Manuals. In the time it takes to read the user manual, the technology will have changed.
    Corollary of the Law of User Manuals. The shorter the user manual, the faster the technology will change while one is reading it.

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 30, 2019 1:23am EDT
    God does not play dice with the universe. He plays Russian roulette.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 30, 2019 1:22am EDT
    Before all is said and done, all will be done.

  14. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
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    March 29, 2019 6:15pm EDT
    "There are some wounds
    that can never heal.
    There are scars that
    make us who we are.
    But without them,
    we don't exist"

  15. SANDD* SANDD*
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    March 24, 2019 8:05pm EDT
    Ur love for me was fake. but ehh so were my moans🤷‍♀️

  16. *Freedom* *Freedom*
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    March 23, 2019 11:45pm EDT
    Please.
    Stop hurting me.

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 23, 2019 11:43am EDT
    After forty years in an abusive relationship, I finally found the courage to tell myself to get the hell out of my life.

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 23, 2019 11:41am EDT
    I wish I could be the dog my dog thinks I am.

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 23, 2019 11:41am EDT
    More die from subtle force trauma than from blunt.

  20. Gxbbiecarter* Gxbbiecarter*
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    March 19, 2019 11:09am EDT
    hard to explain,hard too show. i guess ill just say i dont know you and let it go...
    A.S....

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