Best Friendship Quotes This Week

Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC

a lot of my life
has been realizing that i would
cross oceans
for people who wouldn't
jump puddles for me

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 3:59pm UTC

Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your
a.ss off for a final and you only get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You're there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don't pick up the phone. It seems you're giving everyone everything and they're just walking away with it.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 7:31pm UTC

How roll call will go in the future:
Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say 'here' when I call your name.
Teacher: Albus
Albus: Here!
Teacher: Doctor
Doctor: Oh, yes, um, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something.
Teacher: Um... okay? Hermione
Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all Summer and-
Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then, Primrose
Primrose: Here
Random girl in back of class: I VOLUNTEER!!!
Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today as well, welcome.
Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes! Her Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!
Brunette boy: Oh, you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down.
Teacher: Rory
Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
Teacher: Oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 4:57pm UTC

Shoutout to the kid that whispers
the answer
to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

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bye*
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 5:34pm UTC

alrIGHTY WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUALLLLLL
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you do not have to fill in all the categories, but it'd be much appreciated!
On the 20th, I'll tally up the comments and whoever with the most in each category winsss!
prizes? eh
basically
you just get a free promo
and a follow from me
alrighty
so here's your categories
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THIS IS JUST FOR FUN
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Best Quotes in General-
Best Layouts-
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Funniest-
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happiest*
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 2:25pm UTC

in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my dad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry" but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry" ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 5:08pm UTC

A moment of silence for all the teenagers
whose parents won’t let them eat in their room

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 2:23pm UTC

If you don’t get a little gay with your best friends you’re not close enough

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 7:18pm UTC

I never understood why 6 got
so upset when 7 8 9, but then I remembered that 6 and 9 have a special relationship.

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 4:43pm UTC

Last Friday
I was sitting in a school chair during a test and it was really quiet and then suddenly I farted by accident and the plastic chair echoed my fart and made it like 10 times louder and people all looked at me and they laughed at me but then suddenly my best friend who sat a couple chairs down from me said to the class, "Whoops, didn't see that one coming lol!"
This is a true friend.
g

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Ralph*
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 9:55pm UTC

I wanna be a panda
bear so 'freakin bad,
eAT ALL OF THE BAMBOO I NEVER HAD
I WANNA BE ON THE COVER OF ZOO MAGAZINES
SMILING NEXT TO ZEBRA AND THE PIG
OH EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES
I SEE MYSELF BLACK AND WHITE
A DIFFERENT ZOO EVERY NIGHT, OH I SWEAR
THE WORLD BETTER PREPARE
FOR WHEN I'M A PANDA BEAR

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
I want to hit you with my car
Throw you off a tree so high
Hope you snap your neck and die
♥

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 1:38pm UTC

Did you know that cats rub their faces
against things
that they claim as their territory so if they rub against your face
you've just been named an honorary member of that cat’s family
like wow thank you cat

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elisabethelis
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 4:37pm UTC

Fact:
Sometimes the people who don't talk to you are the ones that really want to.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 3:44pm UTC

Why people should be friends with me
-I'm short so I'll either make you seem average height,
taller, or like a freaking giant and who doesn't want to look
like a giant?
-I almost always have hand sanitizer on me so yay I'm germ free
and you can be too
-I laugh at everything so I'll make you seem funnier
-I have no common sense so I'll make you seem smart
-I sit on my bum all day so you don't even need to come over
and I'll consider you a good friend
-My brother plays deck hockey with a bunch of hot guys so hint hint
wink wink
-You could be a "sl.ut" and I won't care because
what's wrong with that? Get the d.ck, girlfriend
-I don't live far from Boston so we'd be able to go on fun
adventures in the city
-I live next to Lowell so we could go there and make a game of
going there trying not to get shot
-My neighbors are all really rich so I gots connections
-I don't use proper grammar half the time so you'll seem
even smarter
-I will let you come over to my house at 2am and let you eat
food
-yourcool used to go to my school so once again I gots connections
-I rock out to RENT 99.9% of the time so you'll hear some awesome music
-I dress like I'm from the 90s more than half the time so you'll seem more fashionable
-I'm really hawt so my hotness will just rub off onto you
-I'm just overall awesome
-I just need more friends okay
-please
-Please
-PLEASE

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 8:41pm UTC

When I was like 12 I used to hate one really bit.chy and annoying girl
from our class so I sent her a text "you will die in 7 days" during a class and
she burst into tears and her mom went to police and I was so scared so I
flushed my phone down the toilet

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 8:44pm UTC

If you're a saracastic a.sshole, then come sit with me
because I'm one, too.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 5:40pm UTC

it's March. someone please enlighten me
as to why there's still snow on the ground.

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伤*
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 3:48pm UTC

Fan: niall, what do you want in a best friend?
Niall: everything these four have

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heyitscooper
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 2:51pm UTC

Things I would do with my girlfriend:
1. Hug her from behind
2. Let her wear my sweatshirts
3. Kiss her unexpectedly
4. Show her off in front of my friends
5. Find a way to walk with her after every class
6. Get a summer job with her
7. Listen to her
8. Make her laugh
9. Text her "goodmorning love!(:"
10. ALWAYS text her first
11. Text her long paragraphs sometimes-it shows a complete thought
12. Tell her I think she is the most beautiful girl in the world
13. Cook for her, even though I'm not that good of a cook!
14. Let her win any game we play
15. Hang out with her all the time over the weekend
16. Being really creative when asking her to a dance, etc
17. Write her cute poems
18. Tell her I love her
19. Put her before all of my friends
20. Love her
Yes, guys like us ACTUALLY exist

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