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Best Friendship Quotes Ever

  1. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm EDT
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  2. kurwa* kurwa*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 3:59pm EDT
    Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your
    a.ss off for a final and you only get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You're there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don't pick up the phone. It seems you're giving everyone everything and they're just walking away with it.

  3. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 4:57pm EDT
    Shoutout to the kid that whispers
    the answer
    to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

  4. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 5:34pm EDT
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  5. glitter162* glitter162* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 7:31pm EDT
    How roll call will go in the future:
    Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say 'here' when I call your name.
    Teacher: Albus
    Albus: Here!
    Teacher: Doctor
    Doctor: Oh, yes, um, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something.
    Teacher: Um... okay? Hermione
    Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all Summer and-
    Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
    Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then, Primrose
    Primrose: Here
    Random girl in back of class: I VOLUNTEER!!!
    Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today as well, welcome.
    Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes! Her Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!
    Brunette boy: Oh, you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
    Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down.
    Teacher: Rory
    Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
    Teacher: Oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
    Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 2:25pm EDT
    in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my dad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry" but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry" ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years

  7. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 5:08pm EDT
    A moment of silence for all the teenagers
    whose parents won’t let them eat in their room

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 2:23pm EDT
    If you don’t get a little gay with your best friends you’re not close enough

  9. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 4:43pm EDT
    Last Friday
    I was sitting in a school chair during a test and it was really quiet and then suddenly I farted by accident and the plastic chair echoed my fart and made it like 10 times louder and people all looked at me and they laughed at me but then suddenly my best friend who sat a couple chairs down from me said to the class, "Whoops, didn't see that one coming lol!"
    This is a true friend.
    g

  10. glitter162* glitter162* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 7:18pm EDT
    I never understood why 6 got
    so upset when 7 8 9, but then I remembered that 6 and 9 have a special relationship.

  11. Ralph* Ralph*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 9:55pm EST
    I wanna be a panda
    bear so 'freakin bad,
    eAT ALL OF THE BAMBOO I NEVER HAD
    I WANNA BE ON THE COVER OF ZOO MAGAZINES
    SMILING NEXT TO ZEBRA AND THE PIG
    OH EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES
    I SEE MYSELF BLACK AND WHITE
    A DIFFERENT ZOO EVERY NIGHT, OH I SWEAR
    THE WORLD BETTER PREPARE
    FOR WHEN I'M A PANDA BEAR

  12. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 9:17pm EDT
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
    I want to hit you with my car
    Throw you off a tree so high
    Hope you snap your neck and die

  13. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 1:38pm EDT
    Did you know that cats rub their faces
    against things
    that they claim as their territory so if they rub against your face
    you've just been named an honorary member of that cat’s family
    like wow thank you cat

  14. elisabethelis elisabethelis
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 4:37pm EDT
    Fact:
    Sometimes the people who don't talk to you are the ones that really want to.

  15. kurwa* kurwa*
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 3:44pm EDT
    Why people should be friends with me
    -I'm short so I'll either make you seem average height,
    taller, or like a freaking giant and who doesn't want to look
    like a giant?
    -I almost always have hand sanitizer on me so yay I'm germ free
    and you can be too
    -I laugh at everything so I'll make you seem funnier
    -I have no common sense so I'll make you seem smart
    -I sit on my bum all day so you don't even need to come over
    and I'll consider you a good friend
    -My brother plays deck hockey with a bunch of hot guys so hint hint
    wink wink
    -You could be a "sl.ut" and I won't care because
    what's wrong with that? Get the d.ck, girlfriend
    -I don't live far from Boston so we'd be able to go on fun
    adventures in the city
    -I live next to Lowell so we could go there and make a game of
    going there trying not to get shot
    -My neighbors are all really rich so I gots connections
    -I don't use proper grammar half the time so you'll seem
    even smarter
    -I will let you come over to my house at 2am and let you eat
    food
    -yourcool used to go to my school so once again I gots connections
    -I rock out to RENT 99.9% of the time so you'll hear some awesome music
    -I dress like I'm from the 90s more than half the time so you'll seem more fashionable
    -I'm really hawt so my hotness will just rub off onto you
    -I'm just overall awesome
    -I just need more friends okay
    -please
    -Please
    -PLEASE

  16. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 8:41pm EDT
    When I was like 12 I used to hate one really bit.chy and annoying girl
    from our class so I sent her a text "you will die in 7 days" during a class and
    she burst into tears and her mom went to police and I was so scared so I
    flushed my phone down the toilet

  17. kurwa* kurwa*
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 8:44pm EDT
    If you're a saracastic a.sshole, then come sit with me
    because I'm one, too.

  18. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 5:40pm EDT
    it's March. someone please enlighten me
    as to why there's still snow on the ground.

  19. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 3:48pm EST
    Fan: niall, what do you want in a best friend?
    Niall: everything these four have

  20. heyitscooper heyitscooper
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 2:51pm EDT
    Things I would do with my girlfriend:
    1. Hug her from behind
    2. Let her wear my sweatshirts
    3. Kiss her unexpectedly
    4. Show her off in front of my friends
    5. Find a way to walk with her after every class
    6. Get a summer job with her
    7. Listen to her
    8. Make her laugh
    9. Text her "goodmorning love!(:"
    10. ALWAYS text her first
    11. Text her long paragraphs sometimes-it shows a complete thought
    12. Tell her I think she is the most beautiful girl in the world
    13. Cook for her, even though I'm not that good of a cook!
    14. Let her win any game we play
    15. Hang out with her all the time over the weekend
    16. Being really creative when asking her to a dance, etc
    17. Write her cute poems
    18. Tell her I love her
    19. Put her before all of my friends
    20. Love her
    Yes, guys like us ACTUALLY exist

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