Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your a.ss off for a final and you only get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You're there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don't pick up the phone. It seems you're giving everyone everything and they're just walking away with it.
alrIGHTY WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUALLLLLL WITTYPROFILES AWARDDDSSS! so basically there's a whole bunch of categories, and you guys have until the 20th to vote. please, please, PLEASE, do not vote for yourself. you do not have to fill in all the categories, but it'd be much appreciated! On the 20th, I'll tally up the comments and whoever with the most in each category winsss! prizes? eh basically you just get a free promo and a follow from me alrighty so here's your categories PLEASE DO NOT GET OFFENDED IF YOU DO NOT GET VOTED THIS IS JUST FOR FUN Best Funny Quotes- Best Inspirational Quotes- Best Quotes in General- Best Layouts- Best Quote Layouts- Funniest- Nicest- Best Profile- Best Username- Best Profile Picture- Best Wittian Overall- Best Newbie- Witty Queen- Witty King- pleaaaaaaaaaaaaase vote. i think this will be lots of fun. dont vote for just the "witty famous" people. vote for whoever you really want to vote for. thank youuu. ♥ -maria (beastuser)
How roll call will go in the future: Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say 'here' when I call your name. Teacher: Albus Albus: Here! Teacher: Doctor Doctor: Oh, yes, um, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something. Teacher: Um... okay? Hermione Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all Summer and- Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up! Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then, Primrose Primrose: Here Random girl in back of class: I VOLUNTEER!!! Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today as well, welcome. Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes! Her Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning! Brunette boy: Oh, you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together! Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down. Teacher: Rory Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow. Teacher: Oh...kay? And lastly, Draco. Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!
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August 9, 2013 2:25pm EDT
in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my dad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry" but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry" ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years
Last Friday I was sitting in a school chair during a test and it was really quiet and then suddenly I farted by accident and the plastic chair echoed my fart and made it like 10 times louder and people all looked at me and they laughed at me but then suddenly my best friend who sat a couple chairs down from me said to the class, "Whoops, didn't see that one coming lol!" This is a true friend. g
I wanna be a panda bear so 'freakin bad, eAT ALL OF THE BAMBOO I NEVER HAD I WANNA BE ON THE COVER OF ZOO MAGAZINES SMILING NEXT TO ZEBRA AND THE PIG OH EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE MYSELF BLACK AND WHITE A DIFFERENT ZOO EVERY NIGHT, OH I SWEAR THE WORLD BETTER PREPARE FOR WHEN I'M A PANDA BEAR
Did you know that cats rub their faces against things that they claim as their territory so if they rub against your face you've just been named an honorary member of that cat’s family like wow thank you cat
Why people should be friends with me -I'm short so I'll either make you seem average height, taller, or like a freaking giant and who doesn't want to look like a giant? -I almost always have hand sanitizer on me so yay I'm germ free and you can be too -I laugh at everything so I'll make you seem funnier -I have no common sense so I'll make you seem smart -I sit on my bum all day so you don't even need to come over and I'll consider you a good friend -My brother plays deck hockey with a bunch of hot guys so hint hint wink wink -You could be a "sl.ut" and I won't care because what's wrong with that? Get the d.ck, girlfriend -I don't live far from Boston so we'd be able to go on fun adventures in the city -I live next to Lowell so we could go there and make a game of going there trying not to get shot -My neighbors are all really rich so I gots connections -I don't use proper grammar half the time so you'll seem even smarter -I will let you come over to my house at 2am and let you eat food -yourcool used to go to my school so once again I gots connections -I rock out to RENT 99.9% of the time so you'll hear some awesome music -I dress like I'm from the 90s more than half the time so you'll seem more fashionable -I'm really hawt so my hotness will just rub off onto you -I'm just overall awesome -I just need more friends okay -please -Please -PLEASE
When I was like 12 I used to hate one really bit.chy and annoying girl from our class so I sent her a text "you will die in 7 days" during a class and she burst into tears and her mom went to police and I was so scared so I flushed my phone down the toilet
Things I would do with my girlfriend: 1. Hug her from behind 2. Let her wear my sweatshirts 3. Kiss her unexpectedly 4. Show her off in front of my friends 5. Find a way to walk with her after every class 6. Get a summer job with her 7. Listen to her 8. Make her laugh 9. Text her "goodmorning love!(:" 10. ALWAYS text her first 11. Text her long paragraphs sometimes-it shows a complete thought 12. Tell her I think she is the most beautiful girl in the world 13. Cook for her, even though I'm not that good of a cook! 14. Let her win any game we play 15. Hang out with her all the time over the weekend 16. Being really creative when asking her to a dance, etc 17. Write her cute poems 18. Tell her I love her 19. Put her before all of my friends 20. Love her Yes, guys like us ACTUALLY exist