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1. Rajsonkar
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2013 3:57am UTC
   Three kind of innocent faces
   1st- sleeeping baby!
   2nd- friend sitting in front of
   his dad
   3rd- someone wants to
   borrow money
   
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2. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
   posted a quote
   December 25, 2013 9:48pm UTC
   I'm that friend that has to walk behind the group when the path isn't big enough. I'm that friend that gets cut off in the conversation. I'm that friend that doesn't get invited to hang out a lot. I'll always be that friend.
   
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3. Hale_Storm18
   posted a quote
   April 25, 2013 3:30pm UTC
   Friend: Beauty sleep is such BS. I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan.
   Me: But a very cute trashcan. Make all the other trashcans go BANGBANGCRASH
   
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4. † *
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2013 11:49am UTC
   Friend: Remember that crush you had on-
   Me: NOOOOOOPPPPPEEEEEEEEE
   
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5. Hale_Storm18
   posted a quote
   March 3, 2013 11:42am UTC
   Me: I'm so ugly. Ohmygosh I have no talents or friends. I hate myself, I'm gonna die in a cardboard box one day.
   Me: Back the f//ck up, b//tch. I'm the queen, roll out the red carpet for me. I'm the best person ever. Later, peasants.
   
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