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Best French Quotes Today

  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    One time I wondered why France had so many revolutions.
    Then I asked a French guy and he said, "We are angry literally all the time."

  2. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    I hate when people put irrelevant tags in their quotes

  3. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    Imagine if this happened.
    ~in French class~
    Teacher: Okay Krista, answer this question in a complete sentence: "Qu'est-ce que vous voulez boire?"
    Me: Okay, I got this... "<span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: 48px; line-height: 40px; letter-spacing: -2px; ......"
    Teacher: What the...
    Me: What? OH... um sorry, had something in my throat there! I meant, "Je veux de l'eau s'il vous plaît."

  4. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    Omg in French a couple days ago
    we were all playing a game where my French teacher gave a random letter and we had to pick a category and say a word in French. So this one group got the letter 'm' with the category 'music' and they said 'la mambos' or something like that (i couldn't really hear them) and my french teacher was like "Man.....b.a.l.l.s....????"
    OMG EVERYONE DIED OF LAUGHTER

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 7:49pm UTC
    sometimes i laugh about the fact that the french phrase for someone calm who gets very angry, "mouton enragé", literally means an engraged sheep.

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means
    "earth apple". Like, what stupid Frenchman saw a potato and said, "Zis petite legume looks like a, how you say, apple! Hmmm...but it grows in ze earth. Hon hon hon! Mais oui! C'est une pomme de terre!"

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 8:57am UTC
    My definitions of different languages:
    Spanish and Italian: So, THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun
    French: Haha, I don't f.ucking know, man. Just do whatever.
    German: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
    English: *shooting up in the bathroom*

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 2:35pm UTC
    In French we learned how to say, "What's in the bag?" And I couldn't
    stop laughing because "Swaggity swag qu'est-ce qui dans le sac?"

  9. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 6:02am UTC
    Happy Birthday to you.
    Happy Birthday to you.
    Happy Birthday dear Charlie
    Happy Birthday to you.
    Feliz Cumpleaños a ti.
    Feliz Cumpleaños a ti.
    Feliz Cumpleaños a Charlie.
    Feliz Cumpleaños a ti.
    Joyeux anniversaire à vous.
    Joyeux anniversaire à vous.
    Joyeux anniversaire à Charlie.
    Joyeux anniversaire à vous.

  10. unicorn001 unicorn001
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    once in french class
    I had to do a paper on Justin Bieber.
    it was traumatic.

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 6:13pm UTC
    Me in French class: What good is this chanting? I don't even know what I'm reading!

  12. Beau* Beau*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 11:26am UTC
    In French you don't really say "I miss you".
    You say " Tu me manques."
    which means
    " You're missing from me."
    I love that.

  13. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 1:27am UTC
    french people give me the crêpes

  14. savannah* savannah*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    In French you don't really say, "I miss you."
    You say "tu me manques," which is closer to
    "you are missing from me".
    I love that. "You are missing from me."
    You are a part of me; you are essential to my being.
    You are like a limb, or organ, or blood.
    I cannot function without you.

  15. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 9:53am UTC
    English : Hello
    Spanish : Hola
    French: Bonjour
    My best friend : Sup, b.itch ?

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 8:08pm UTC
    French Teacher: Ça va?
    Me: Ça va HELLA, et toi?

  17. CrazyAtHeart CrazyAtHeart
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    vol de mort
    in French means
    'theft of death'

  18.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 10:15pm UTC
    Vivez heureux et gardez le sourire,
    translation:
    Live Happy and Keep Smiling.

  19. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    l'esprit de l'escalier (French)
    That feeling you get when you leave a
    conversation and think of all the things you
    should have said.
    There is no word in the English language for
    this.

  20. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 2:05pm UTC
    Tu es belle
    Dedans et dehors
    Tout en toi est parfait
    Ne laissez personne vous dire le contraire
    Je t'aime juste comme tu es
    Format by Breeze

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