French Quotes

Crazy girl*
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May 8, 2014 4:28pm UTC

Je t'aime

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Breannnnnanichole
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May 1, 2014 12:08am UTC

Mais que sera, sera.
♥

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cosmic girl*
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April 16, 2014 4:23am UTC

Je suis mort à l'intérieur, mais malheureusement pas à l'extérieur

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*Pierre-Auguste*
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March 27, 2014 3:45pm UTC

Mon amour, je sais que tu m'aimes aussi
Tu as besoin de moi
Tu as besoin de moi dans ta vie
Tu ne peux plus vivre sans moi
Et je mourrais sans toi
Je tuerais pour toi
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My love, I know you love me too
You need me
You need me in your life
You can not live without me
And I'd die without you
I would kill for you

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Kira♥*
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March 26, 2014 12:38pm UTC

so today in french we were watching a movie and it was really dark so no one could see anything. then, the boy next to me burst out laughing and when i turned round, this boy crawled from the other side of the room to here..the teacher noticed and all you heard from him was "uhhh ohhh."

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Red*
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March 11, 2014 10:19pm UTC

C'est la vie,
Let your darker side come out to feed.

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MaryKatie
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March 3, 2014 7:38pm UTC

Je t'aime,
mon amour.
i love you, my love.

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confused*
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February 11, 2014 4:35pm UTC

THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK
well this is it
bonjour my petite croissants

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*Tori Leigh*
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February 7, 2014 12:51pm UTC

government: French spies are invading the U.S.!
me: u mean french fries right

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Hale_Storm18
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January 27, 2014 8:08pm UTC

French Teacher: Ça va?
Me: Ça va HELLA, et toi?

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Rico*
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January 27, 2014 4:55pm UTC

"You're in America, speak English."
America.
Two continents
55 countries and dependant territories
1,500 immigrant, 750 indigenous Native American, and five colonial languages
953.7 million people
And in the United States of America,
I have freedom of speak.
I'm sure that includes other languages,
Like something simple as Spanish.
406 million people do, you can, too.
I'll stop speaking other languages when I don't give a single mierda about culture, heritage, and background.
And when I become an arrogant, snobby, ignorant swine.
Just like you.

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
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January 9, 2014 4:29pm UTC

Vous êtes belles, mais vous êtes vides.
Format credit to OnceUponAMidSummerMorning.

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butterfly_love
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December 11, 2013 1:44pm UTC

Why do french people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food. :)

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DieiSomnians
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December 9, 2013 11:16pm UTC

Mrs. Lemmon: So Christine did he dance with you?
Me: Who?
The rest of the girls in my french class: HIM!
Me: Oh yeah, him. Yeah. we danced.
Mrs. Lemmon: Does Meg know?
Me: No, I dont think so.
Mrs. Lemmon: Great! Savannah and I were totally rooting for you. We were both like "Come on! One of you ask each other to slow dance!" And then we realized Meg was right behind us because she said "Who do you want to dance with eachother?" and we both looked at each other and like read eachothers minds that we had to keep her as far away form the dance floor as possible so you could get your dance. So you got your dance right? We didnt have a chance to spy on you because we were keeping her distracted.
Me: Yes I got my dance. And you want to know the best part? The song that was playing has been my favorite slow song for over a year now, and-
Mrs Lemmon: And now it's your song! AWW thats so cute!
Angelica: You guys better have that song at your wedding.
Me: Wow, who said anything about marriage here?
Sam: Come on Christine, my brother is totally in love with you!
Mrs. Lemmon: It's true. Wow you two are going to have some special kids. Theyll be just as clumsy as you and just as fragile as him. He better have some good health insurance.
My french class. No, just, no.

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Beau*
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December 8, 2013 11:26am UTC

In French you don't really say "I miss you".
You say " Tu me manques."
which means
" You're missing from me."
I love that.

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heartwisper
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November 26, 2013 5:51pm UTC

Sie brach mein Herz: German
Tu as brisé mon coeur: French
Me rompiste el corazón: Spanish
Bhris tú mo chroí: Irish
Hai spezzato il mio cuore: Italian
You broke my heart: English

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
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November 25, 2013 8:28pm UTC

They give me hope.

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*compassionate soul*
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November 25, 2013 6:55pm UTC

Número confesión de siete
I took Spanish my junior year of high school because I thought it would be fun. It was to an extent, but I still would rather be able to speak fluent French, and plan on being able to do so someday.

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breezy_mac
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November 25, 2013 1:31am UTC

I hate french jokes
They're crèpe.

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megzzyluvzu
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November 23, 2013 8:38pm UTC

I realize now that the only French word I know the meaning of is allons-y...Thank you Doctor Who ♥

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