I had an early release day so I was walking home from the bus stop with my sister
Me: I'm freezing!!!
Her: I'm not. Maybe I'm a vampire, that would mean that yoiu are a vampire , cuz I've bitten you.
Me: Woah. That would mean I have super athleticism!!! ok, lets see!
Me: *runs 2 feet*, *stops*
Me: Nevermind