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  1. glitter on my hands* glitter on my hands*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 7:49pm UTC
    On friday the 13th my friend had a subsitute teacher named Mr. Fear.
    I wish I was joking.

  2. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 6:22am UTC
    why do i still
    HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL?
    i THOUGHT SLAVERY WAS ABOLISHED

  3. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 6:08am UTC
    At 10 o clock at night
    An ice cream truck came down our street

  4. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 11:18am UTC
    Imagine reading a book of every conversation
    where people have spoken about you.

  5. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 7:16am UTC
    I have this really weird thing
    about riding in other people's
    cars. It's just really freaky to me-
    and don't even get me started
    about eating in them.

  6. anime_lover anime_lover
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 12:31am UTC
    Has anyone else got an owl perched outside their window just chillin'?

  7. mjozie mjozie
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 11:17pm UTC
    Had the weirdest dream last night. My sister and I were walking down the street and she turned into a Hello Kitty Bouncy Ball and rolled down the street. It was freaky.

  8. SuperSpazzy SuperSpazzy
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    TRY THIS QUIZ
    1. Chose a number between 1-5.
    2. Multiply that number by nine.
    3. If your number is two digits, add them together. If it is just one digit, keep your number.
    4. Subtract five from your number.
    5. Now, match your number to the letter next to it.
    1.A 2.B 3.C 4.D 5.E 6.F
    6. Think of a Country that begins with your letter.
    7. Chose an animal that starts with the last letter of your Country.
    8. Chose a color that starts with the last letter of your animal.
    There is only one problem, I seriously doubt that you will find an orange kangaroo in Denmark.

  9. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    When you really start to wonder wth went wrong with your youngest brother cuz he brags about the fact that he and your other little bro are chopping the heads off of the poor little froggies outide :(
    (And you fear that your youngest bro may be turning into a psychopath)

  10. SokuDragonBallZ* SokuDragonBallZ*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 3:50am UTC
    okay are all you
    popular witty
    people connected
    with some wierd
    thingy cause
    everytime i
    go on someone's
    page i see
    somebody i've
    added a couple
    week's ago..
    freaky O-o
    or is everyone
    friend's...
    i dont
    have that much
    friend's...
    ;(

  11. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    In 1000 years, archeologists
    will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.

  12. JoshConnollyTheCoolKid JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 11:39am UTC
    Imagine if you suddenly woke up and your whole life had been a dream,
    and you're actually a completely different person living a different life in a different world.

  13. Rach_K Rach_K
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 7:10am UTC
    I really don't trust people
    who smile before 9am

  14. 永久* 永久*
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 11:29am UTC
    I sometimes get freaked out
    reading some people's profiles....

  15. Madddyp_16 Madddyp_16
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 10:40am UTC
    What if whatever you dreamed,
    Came true the next day?
    The world would be pretty screwed up with all the scary messed up freaky dreams
    I've had...

  16. natashaxoxox natashaxoxox
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 12:22pm UTC
    Maybe we are spiders living in a home full of enormous monsters, just the way spiders look at us. Maybe we are also spiders..
    Maybe spiders think our homes are theres and they find other smaller spiders in there homes and think the same as us and it carries on and on.........

  17. love_locks love_locks
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    I CAN SWEAR
    my mom can read my mind

  18. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    Did you know
    A type of frog called the “horror frog” will break its own bones to make claws out of them and use them as defensive weapons.

  19. laurenruhl19 laurenruhl19
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 9:05pm UTC
    Let's Get Freaky Now, Let's Get F.ucking Freaky Now.

  20. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    Me: I spend my time on wittyprofiles.
    Everyone:
    Me:
    Everyone:
    Me: B*tch, Wittian And Proud.
    Mind: Just Shut The F*ck Up.

:)

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