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1. wdmbguard
   posted a quote
   April 26, 2014 8:23pm UTC
   My Fortune Cookie: Your energy returns and you get things done
   
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2. wdmbguard
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2014 11:44pm UTC
   A day is a span of time no one is wealthy enough to waste.
   
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3. T1nk3rF4iryk
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2013 1:50pm UTC
   Fortune Cookie: Ignore previous cookie.
   
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4. iTori0716
   posted a quote
   June 16, 2013 10:48pm UTC
   Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is?
   
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5. musicismylife131313
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2013 11:23pm UTC
   I like fortune cookies mainly for the fortune, not the cookie
   
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6. Korilakkuma
   posted a quote
   June 8, 2013 9:33pm UTC
   When you open a fortune cookie
   & the strip of paper says
   Help! I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery!
   
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7. bricoco
   posted a quote
   June 3, 2013 5:19pm UTC
   One more laughs at oneself will not be laughed at by others.
   ~ my fortune cookie, I guess it's true tho.
   
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8. Hannah(:*
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2013 5:42pm UTC
   If you've never been scared, embaressed, or hurt you've never taken any chances
   
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9. LaurelTree
   posted a quote
   March 10, 2013 11:55am UTC
   If you understand what you're doing,
   you're not learning anything.
   
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10. bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    Wait For it. There will be a big change today.
    That's What my fortune cookie said.
    I feel like it's a sign.
    
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11. AEleanore
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    January 27, 2013 12:54pm UTC
    A man with one watch knows the time, a man with two is never sure.
    -the fortune cookie I had for lunch
    
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