Forlife Quotes

Anonymous_Nicole*
posted a quote
May 12, 2014 8:14am UTC

She on a roll, she Dean's list,
her a.s.s round like Venus
My p.e.n.i.s, her cleavage,
that freaky b.i.t.c.h need Jesus

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DieiSomnians
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 7:05pm UTC

Are you gonna
stay the
night?
Doesn't mean
we're
bound for life.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 11:20pm UTC

if i ever get married,
divorce will not be an option. any problem
we have we will work out for two reasons.
reason number 1 is bc when you're up at
the alter you say "Until death do us part"
not "Until we have a difficult problem" &
reason number 2 is bc I grew up in a broken
family and I would never want my kids
going through that too.

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steffykins
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 11:07pm UTC

►WiFi & I just have this...
special connection.

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Shorty_Helps
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 6:43pm UTC

*Sees hot guy*
Me: Wow.
Me: Take your shirt off.
Me: Please.
Me: Omg you're getting closer.
Me: Omg we made eye contact.
Me: HES STILL LOOKING AT ME!
Me: What is he saying to his friend?
Me: WHY ARE THEY LOOKING AT ME AND LAUGHING?
Me: Ugh I hate my life.
Me: No guys come back!
Me: They totally want me.
Me: They'll come back. Just watch.
Me: * 2 hours later*
Me: They will! Just watch.
Me: *5 hours later*
Me: They will! Just watch.
Mall closing guy: Time to leave maam.
Me: But they'll c- eh who am I kidding..

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