Best Foreveralone Quotes This Month

BravoSierra
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April 13, 2013 2:50pm UTC

me: better check my phone for texts from friends
me: *checks phone*
me: better get some friends

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ChocoTaco
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March 16, 2013 2:59pm UTC

Grandma: So do you have a boyfriend yet?
Me: It's time for the jokes to stop.

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ChocoTaco
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March 11, 2013 6:12pm UTC

*My conversation with my mom*
Me: I am 100% postive I haven't met the person I'm going to marry.
Mom: How can you be so sure?
Me: Because I'm destined to live alone with 43 cats all named Steve.
Mom: Why would you name them that?
Me: It's an inside joke.
Mom: With who?
Me: ...Myself...
Me: *Feels the shame radiating off my body*

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ChocoTaco
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February 15, 2013 5:34pm UTC

Boy: Hey!
*Girl doesn't answer*
Boy: I really like you
*Girl doesn't answer*
Boy: Okay... I love you.
*Girl still doesn't say anything*
Boy: I never want to let you go...
*Girl remains silent*
*Boy kisses girl*
*Boy eats girl*
The moral of the story is... the girl was Doritos the whole time.

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ChocoTaco
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May 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC

Girls I know: Ugh, like five guys like me at one time. I don't know which one to pick! I hate my life.
Me: Two guys made eye contact with me in the past three years. Which one should I have a super secret crush on?

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bella5296
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February 6, 2013 6:27pm UTC

How I want my Valentine's Day to go:
-Wake up to a sweet good morning text from someone special to me.
-Go to school and be surprised with some wildflowers, and maybe a chocolate bar.
-Come home and get dressed up really nice.
-Go out with the same special someone and see the movie, Safe Haven.
-Talk on the phone all night with him, and have the happiest time.
How my Valentines Day will actually go:
-Wake up and go on Witty.
-Go to school and sneak onto Witty.
-Come home, feed my cat, then get on Witty.
-Leave my room to get some popcorn, then come back to Witty.
-Spend all night, on Witty, and then realize I will be forever alone.
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BravoSierra
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April 10, 2013 6:16pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
"You're so hot,"
I whisper, as I take my plate out of the microwave.

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BravoSierra
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April 13, 2013 2:12pm UTC

me: *makes a romantic dinner for two*
me: *eats alone, twice*

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RingoStar
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 8:40pm UTC

There are 7,064,588,395
people on this planet, Earth
and I still have a 0% chance
of having a boyfriend on Valentine's day

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BravoSierra
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May 8, 2013 12:59pm UTC

1: buy a ship
2: name it relation
3: sit in it
you are now successfully in a relationship

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BravoSierra
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May 21, 2013 12:47pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Fries before guys.

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BravoSierra
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June 29, 2013 12:38pm UTC

Just spooning my boyfriend.
Out of his container. Well, he's ice cream.

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ChocoTaco
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March 18, 2013 6:12pm UTC

*Me reading article about signs that show if a guy likes you*
Me: Nope
Me: Nope
Me: Nope
Me: Nope
Me: Nope
Me: Nope
Me: Nope
Me: Nope
Me: Nope
Me: Nope
Me: Nope
Me: Nope
Me: I guess this means no one ever liked me...
Me: *Trying to justify that fact that I'm forever alone* ....Whatever cats are cuter anyway

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BravoSierra
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June 7, 2013 12:35pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I don't care what you think of me.
mosquitos will always find me attactive.

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