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  1. OnlyYourSuperman OnlyYourSuperman
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2017 2:14am UTC
    "You've got my heart
    But I can't let you keep it, babe
    Cause I won't be sure that I can stay
    And don't waste your time
    Trying to pull me in
    Cause I'm just a mess
    You don't want to fix
    Just promise me one thing that you won't forget"

  2. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2016 12:17am UTC
    “When a sensible quote is adored a lot by many or most people on a person’s INDIVIDUAL social media account, then wondering why it feels usually as if he has either cracked a joke under the guise of a thought or others are just trying to poke fun on him through a deluge of LIKE & COMMENT vote and often both; especially more when the same post has also his own photo on it.”
    ~Anuj Somany

  3. macdaddy118 macdaddy118
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2016 5:38pm UTC
    only a pro gets me to
    swearing off men
    with his name

  4. holymoly holymoly
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2016 10:18pm UTC
    I WAS A FOOL TO BELIEVE IN WISHING WELLS AND 11:11. I WAS WASTING MY TIMES THROWING IN DIMES AND NICKLES AND PENNIES. I WAS WASTING MY TIME BELIEVING I COULD WISH AWAY ANGUISH AND ANXIETY. IT'S CRAZY TO THINK THAT SPARE CHANGE COULD GIVE ME PEACE OF MIND. OR THE TIME A CLOCK READ COULD ALTER MY UNHAPPINESS. LUCK IS NOT REAL, IT IS JUST A COINCIDENCE. FEAR IS NOT REAL IT IS YOUR MIND'S CHOICE. STOP TRICKING YOURSELF. YOU CANNOT WISH AWAY TREPIDATION, BUT YOU CAN LEARN TO MANIPULATE YOUR MIND.

  5. macdaddy118 macdaddy118
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2016 12:56am UTC
    you should never let a fool kiss you,
    and never let a kiss fool you.

  6. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2016 8:55pm UTC
    I CAN'T KEEP MY MIND
    OFF YOU. YOU GOT ME
    LOSING MY COOL. YOU GOT
    ME ACTING LIKE A FOOL.
    . Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  7. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2015 12:16am UTC
    "A foolproof formula to keep MARRIED LIFE intact is to undeniably accept that a husband has to always prove himself to be a fool to his wife and never expect her to reflect to correct herself at any time."
    ~Anuj Somany

  8. ilovemybestfriendmike_610 ilovemybestfriendmike_610
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2014 2:05am UTC
    marry your best friend. i do not say that lightly. really. truly find the strongest, happiest, friendship in the person you fall in love with. someone who speaks highly of you. someone you can laugh with, the kind of laughs that make youre belly ache, and your nose snort. the embarrassing, earnest, healing kind of laughs. wit is important. life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. make sure they are somebody who lets you cry, too. find someone that you want to be there with you through those times. most importantly, marry the one that makes passion, love and madness combine and course through you. a love that will never dilute -- even when that waters get deep and dark.

  9. Hadley_heart Hadley_heart
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 1:34pm UTC
    Don't let "I miss you" fool you

  10. JcZoe JcZoe
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2014 5:20pm UTC
    Your lies
    Were the ties
    That kept me bound to you
    But most the time i felt blue
    I was a fool
    Took them all
    Took it all to heart
    Now i'm falling apart
    All these lies that i can't handle.
    This was all just a great big sckandle.

  11. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 5:22pm UTC
    "there comes a time
    when a man needs to fight, and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny is lost,
    THAT THE SHIP HAS SAILED, AND THAT ONLY A FOOL WOULD CONTINUE.
    THE TRUTH IS. . . I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A FOOL."
    - Big Fish

  12. kingphoenix555 kingphoenix555
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2014 5:05pm UTC
    Sometimes, it is wiser to be called a coward than to be a brave fool.

  13. BeFree BeFree
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 7:23pm UTC
    What a beautiful lie.
    I should have known better.
    Now I'm all alone,
    with nothing but memories.
    But don't worry about me heartbreaker.
    I was the fool that feel in love.

  14.    RaZor shøt §* RaZor shøt §*
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2014 4:01pm UTC
    when a stupid fool doesnt listen to you

  15. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 6:32pm UTC
    »» øηly α føøl fαlls iη løvε
    with someone they can't have
    BUT I NEVER SAID THAT I WAS SMART

  16. AwkwardPenguin* AwkwardPenguin*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2014 3:35pm UTC
    i always thought the depressed would be able to see others sorrow without them even saying a word.
    I guess i'm really could at covering things up.
    i'm just that laughing goofball.
    If only you knew.

  17. Rico* Rico*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    Once upon a time, there was this foolish traveller, who’d gone on a journey, why was he foolish, well because he was fooled by everyone he met. “Please some money for medicine” said an old lady, and he gave money to her. Everywhere he went people made up all kinds of sad stories to tell him, and the traveller fell for every one of them, “I have a sick younger sister” a little girl said to him, “I don’t have money to buy seeds to plant in my fields” a man said to him, and he gave to them each something of his. Pretty soon his money, his clothes, even his shoes had been cheated away from him, but the foolish traveller was always glad to help, and he always told people the same thing, he said, “I wish you happiness”. But by this point though, the traveller was completely naked, and with nothing left to cover himself, he decided to leave the main road and travel through the dense forest, where no one could see him. But soon he was discovered by the goblins that lived in the woods. The goblins wanted to eat the traveller’s body, so they begged, and they pleaded, and they used kind words to try and trick him, of course, the traveller was fooled, first he let the goblins eat one of his legs, then an arm, then more and more, before it was over, all the traveller had left was his head. He’d even given his eyes away to the last of the goblins, and as that last goblin was eating the traveller’s eyes, he turned and said “Thank you traveller, in return I leave you this present”, what the goblin left was a slip of paper with the word “fool” written on it. The traveller couldn’t see it, he didn’t know what it was, even so, tears began to float of his face. “Thank you” he said, “This is the first present anyone’s ever given me, I’m so happy, I’m so happy thank you”. Even without his eyes, he cried and he cried great tears of joy. Then the traveller died… the smile is still on his face. …I feel so sorry for him, see… lost, hardship, things like that, you can’t really focus on them. The traveller didn’t, he never thought about his own troubles at all, I imagine that it probably does sound foolish to some people, but not to me. I don’t think he’s foolish at all, even though other people would probably think he was being tricked, I don’t think he was, I think he did exactly what he wanted to do… I think more than anything he just wanted to make other people happy.
    ~ Fruits Basket

  18. angelsparks angelsparks
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    I thought his heart was pure as gold
    put him into a mold;
    thought he was one way
    turned out to be a n o t h e r.
    And here I am left
    the f o o l who fell in love
    the great almighty
    watching from above
    forget to tell me
    that nothing is ever really mine.
    angelsparks

  19. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 1:47am UTC
    Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the biggest fool of them all? It must be the girl that can't stop crying, or is it the girl who kept on trying?

  20. YoungAndNotBeautiful YoungAndNotBeautiful
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    I thought heartbreak was
    When my favourite doll broke
    Or when my ice cream fell to the ground
    Until last week when I lied to you
    And told you I only see you as my brother
    And I only did such a thing
    So that things wouldn’t be awkward anymore
    Because everyone talks
    And you thought it was true
    Even though it was
    But I fooled you with lies
    That’s all I fed you. Just lies.
    And I got my karma.
    Because we don’t share jokes
    Or tease each other anymore
    And you don’t call me your best friend anymore
    Like you did when you would get high
    And that’s because you don’t get high around me anymore
    When we see each other
    It’s during public events
    And when I see you, I manage a smile
    And all our secrets are hidden behind our smiles with
    Just a small greeting, polite and painful
    The smile that once made me laugh now makes me cry.
    And now, I know what heartbreak is.

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