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Best Food Quotes This Week

  1. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  2. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 4:02pm UTC
    so my sister just randomly out of nowhere texts me, "hey do u want some pizza rolls i accidently made 80"
    80.
    80.
    80.

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    "i'm so fat!"
    I scream as I shove a brownie, pizza, my neighbors cat, two oak trees, a small country into my mouth
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    Things school has taught me:
    -Grades are more important than your morals, emotional, and physical health
    -How to hate people in general
    -To want to quit life weekly
    -How to text/eat in class without getting caught
    -Why I will never amount to anything

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    have u ever
    accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  6. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    Imagine getting married.
    After many months of planning,
    you're standing at the altar with your signifigant other.
    You're in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and family.
    And every single person in that room over the age of 10
    Knows your getting laid
    tonight.

  7. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    A moment of silence for all the teenagers
    whose parents won’t let them eat in their room

  8. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 9:48pm UTC
    PRINGLES: The only chip company in the world that doesn't sell air.

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    everyone: you cant eat all of that
    me: watch me
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  10. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
    I want to hit you with my car
    Throw you off a tree so high
    Hope you snap your neck and die

  11. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 4:26pm UTC
    Teacher: No food in class.
    Me: Listen up I did not just wake up at 6 AM, almost miss my bus,
    skip breakfast, and come here to starve all day. If I want my pop tarts
    I am sure as heck not gonna sit in here for an hour without eating
    you got that? Now go grade my test which you have
    been "grading" for a month now.
    Got it? good.
    Me: *eats pop tarts*

  12. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    People arent afraid
    OF SAYING I LOVE YOU.
    They are afraid of hearing
    the response

  13. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 8:43pm UTC
    I was having Chinese food for dinner and this is what my fortune cookie said:
    "Come back later... I am sleeping. (Yes, cookies need their sleep, too)"
    ...what even?

  14. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    *Me when I order food*
    Me: Can I get a hot dog? ... Um, lemme get some tater tots. Oh and also a slice of pepperoni pizza, and also a basket of jalapeño poppers, and some chicken nuggets, a ketchup boat, three potato pancakes, a creamsicle, two quesadillas, a bread loaf, a side of ranch, some pixie stix, taco salad, order of ribs...
    Me: And.....A diet coke
    Me: No, strawberry shake
    Me: No, a diet coke
    Me: No, both.

  15. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    Perks of not having a thigh gap:
    When food falls in your lap, you can actually catch it.

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 1:24pm UTC
    mom: did you eat all the donuts?
    me: no.
    mom: i can see the powdered sugar all over your pants.
    me: that's crystal meth.

  17. Onism* Onism*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    "That chicken died just for you to eat it. Have a heart, eat vegetables"
    Hundreds of thousand of vegetables are sacrificed just so you could be a vegetarian.
    Have a heart, eat a rock.
    The rock took millions of years to form and it probably had a family and now you ate it.
    Have a heart, drink water.
    The water has come from the top clouds and the bottom of the sea forever just so you could drink it and turn it into pee.
    Have a heart, breathe air.
    The air was just being all cool as O2 and stuff until you decided to breath it.
    Now it's just CO2
    You disgust me.

  18. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    it's March. someone please enlighten me
    as to why there's still snow on the ground.

  19. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    If I share my food with you
    You better believe I love you

  20. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 6:19pm UTC
    *Me and brother at food store*
    Brother: Look! Mac & Cheese!! I wanted some ever since I saw that commercial! *empties half the shelf*
    Me: Animal Crackers!!! *Sprints over to get some*
    Old man: *Looks at our mother with pitty*
    Me and brother: *Starts throwing stuffed animals over the aisles* (I still don't know why there were stuffed animals in a food store)
    Store clerk: *Walks over to yell at us*
    Me: Starts some serious shopping...
    Me: NUTELLLAAAA!!
    Mom: *Hands me a nasty store brand kind* This one's cheeper ^-^
    Me: Ew no..
    Mom: Whatever just take what you want...
    *In the car*
    Mom: And this is why I don't let you go food shopping with me.
    Note*
    basically we disgraced our mother and bought half the food store.

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