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Best Followers Quotes Ever

  1. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 10:02am UTC
    Person: Follow Me.. I Follow Back :)
    Me: Looks on their page.
    Followers: 4,038
    Following: 3
    Person:
    Me:
    Person:
    Me: You better be ashamed of yourself.

  2. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 6:01pm UTC
    I got 99 followers
    and Steve ain't one of them.

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    me at school: dont touch me i have more followers than you

  4. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    Witty famous person: *follows 0 people*
    Witty famous person: *has 4567898765456789GIRAFFE567897654 followers*
    Me: *follows 0 people*
    Me: *has -5 followers*
    Witty famous person: *follows 4567876545789876545789 people*
    Witty famous person: *has 245678998765456278937476463 followers*
    Me: *has 1 follower*
    My 1 follower: *is my mom*
    Mom: *unfollows*
    Me: But mom...
    Mom: Charlie, your quotes suck.
    Me: Yeah I know.

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    A hot guy followed me on Witty.
    I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    how come my followers don’t ask me questions and want to know about my life like how often i pee or my fav flavor of chips or how much milk i like in my cereal or what shampoo i use or my GPA or my political party preference or my moms maiden name or how many outlets i have in my room

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 10:41pm UTC
    Casual reminder that you're not just my followers, you're my friends
    whether you like it or not. That's what you signed up for when you hit the follow button.

  8. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    ****Announcement ****
    to all my supportive followers, I thought I would clear
    everything up. I'm pregnant and have baby number 2
    on the way with my current boyfriend and Jess's dad,
    Christiaan. Thanks for being there for me guys your
    comments and support is needed! Loveyouall xox

  9. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    I remember a couple months
    ago when I got 100 followers I was like "OH MY GOD I'M WITTY FAMOUS NOW"
    but now at 200 followers I realize my amount of followers makes me look like i joined yesterday omg

  10. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    I just reached 1,000 followers
    It's kind of funny really. When I first made a Witty. All I wanted to do was fave this really funny quote, but I couldn't because I didn't have an account. I never thought I would ever even create my own quotes. I never thought I would ever get nearly as many followers as I have now. It just shows that it doesn't matter when you join or how, if you put effort into your account it can become anything you want. To a lot of people it's probably silly that I get so excited over a quote website, but Witty Profiles has really helped me throughout the past year. I never felt so accepted before. I could always post how I felt about something, or I could talk to almost anyone and they would help me. It's weird how much a website can make you grow in character. Thank you so much to every single one of my followers, and to SoNotFetch for being my 1,000 follower, and Steve for making such a great website. You are all amazing ♥

  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 9:44pm UTC
    i just hit 3000 followers!
    (by that I mean I reached 3000, not that I punched all my followers ok)
    i have 3000 people who sit around, listening to me tell stories about my life. I'm practically Jesus.
    i don't know what i did to deserve this, but i love you all!

  12. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    It seems like whenever I get a
    follower and I click on my notification thingy my notifications "magically" decide to clear itself so I never know who followed me. It's like the Witty website system (or whoever controls that) goes "Oh, Krista is curious to know who followed her? Let's screw her over and delete all her notifications before she sees. BwahahahahHAHAA"

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 2:12pm UTC
    fun fact: i actually have like a good amount of followers but like nobody likes me or talks to me so it feels like i have 2 followers

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    I’ve gained 6 followers in seven minutes and lost 3 in two minutes if train A is leaving from Portland Oregon going 120 mph and Train B is leaving 30 minutes later going 165 mph why did my father leave me

  15. ggllamas ggllamas
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    Even on witty, I am at the bottom of the social pyramid.

  16. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    On todays episode of “i didnt know i had a hot follower"

  17. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 4:02pm UTC
    Am I the only one
    Who looks at the people with 3,000 followers and only follow 12 people like "Are you jesus?"

  18. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    I finally reached 300
    followers
    So we're gonna celebrate
    So if you follow me comment on this
    and I will draw you a picture, or write your name really pretty, or whatever you want!
    Sound good?
    The funny thing is that that's not even a lot
    Some people have like 45678576584854 followers
    and I'm like "300 whoo!!"
    but whatever...

  19. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 12:44am UTC
    One. Thousand. Followers.
    thank you so much

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 10:22pm UTC
    i do not and will never understand why anyone on this website follows me, i mean i am literally an awkward, sad teenage girl who sits in her room listening to classic rock and writing bad poetry.

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