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  1. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    it's March. someone please enlighten me
    as to why there's still snow on the ground.

  2. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    When rappers say their names at the beginning of a song
    ...uh, if i'm listening to your song, chances are that
    i kinda already know who you are...

  3. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    so tell me,
    when exactly did originality go out of style?

  4. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 10:24am UTC
    If you unfollow me you can’t come to
    my birthday party
    and my mom is letting us have soda so you’re really missing out

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 2:05am UTC
    People who fave their own quotes: No
    People who follow themselves: No
    People: No

  6. CherryPop CherryPop
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    I don't know about you guys
    but whenever I see a quote with a 'follow' button below,
    it actually disencourages me to follow them.
    It's like I'm being forced into a relationship
    and I'm all like
    "Woah, buddy. Don't get ahead of yourself. We've only saw each other once. This is just moving too fast for me."

    it just seems a bit desperate. sorry, no offence intended.

  7. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    i hate reading a story with good
    writing but a terrible plot almost as
    much as i hate reading a story with
    terrible writing but a good plot.

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    if i post things that you don’t like and you still follow me
    i hope you find $20 on the ground today

  9. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    i miss the days
    when the only thing i had to worry about was being the
    "line leader"...
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 10:41pm UTC
    Casual reminder that you're not just my followers, you're my friends
    whether you like it or not. That's what you signed up for when you hit the follow button.

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    Boy : i like your shirt
    what he means : i like what's under that shirt
    Girl :I love you
    what she means : i love your money
    Me : Hi Steve
    what i mean : Is that hard to go on my page and click that stupid follow button ?

  12. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 4:40pm UTC
    when attractive people are friends with attractive people.
    so. much. prettiness.

  13. SLERP SLERP
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 9:56pm UTC
    I hate when my body is like
    "time to sneeze!"
    a.n.d. t.h.e.n
    i t ' s a l l l i k e
    "LOL JK"

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 12:03am UTC
    Stop unfollowing me. This is my only
    source of self esteem.

  15. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    i think that it's, like, an unofficial rule that
    basements and attics are supposed to be scary.

  16. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 9:42pm UTC
    Apparently people get excited when I fave their quotes or follow them.
    Since when I was I at all a big deal?

  17. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 8:11am UTC
    I’M DOING A FOLLOW SPREE
    COMMENT BELOW FOR A FOLLOW
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  18. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 9:29am UTC
    Remember to follow your dreams
    not your parents

  19. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    "if someone dumps you, then they
    weren't worth your time to begin with."
    -my male history teacher during class today

  20. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 5:42pm UTC
    I'm actually really attractive if you
    close your eyes and don't look at me.

:)

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